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How old are they? Could be a legacy of unreliable landlines.
November 18, 2025 at 5:02 PM
I’m guessing they’re more annoyed Luna isn’t helping out.
November 16, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Doe: “oh what a dreamboat!“ *prances about*
Buck: “die.”
November 14, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Hoose
November 12, 2025 at 9:26 PM
I’d do this but I’m no Good at digital art :(
November 10, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Pardon me, but “organic” doesn’t necessarily mean “healthy.”
November 4, 2025 at 10:39 PM
November 2, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Perfect reverse rainbow on an apparently very tricky one. Took me a minute to find the fourth in purple though.

🟪🟪🟪🟪
🟦🟦🟦🟦
🟩🟩🟩🟩
🟨🟨🟨🟨
November 1, 2025 at 2:46 PM
You betcha. *winks*
October 28, 2025 at 3:24 AM
If I’m not mistaken, minifigs are already “beheaded” fresh from the box.
October 18, 2025 at 7:48 PM
The lawyer shouldn’t be facepalming. The defendant has the exact right strategy.
October 11, 2025 at 3:16 PM
And Fluttershy is peeved.
October 8, 2025 at 9:20 PM
I almost feel like French is a language you have to be born into to really understand even on a basic level. Words really run into each other and subtleties are blink-and-you’ll miss.
October 8, 2025 at 4:36 PM
I knew the mirror pool was radioactive!
September 29, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Rich as it was, it didn’t use some quite enough. * points to self *
September 28, 2025 at 3:48 AM
It was fine when they weren’t “smart.”
September 28, 2025 at 2:46 AM
And a master key is by no means inherently good. It just gives burglars easier access.
September 23, 2025 at 3:22 PM
It’s part of a 3-in-1 Creator set (the “Beautiful Horse” one).
September 21, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Nice recovery.
September 21, 2025 at 1:58 AM