opticblast81 (Luke)
@opticblast81.bsky.social
Bengals fan. Horror enthusiast. Remember Thundercats?
Ona gives me this look all the time 😂
September 13, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Ona gives me this look all the time 😂
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It’s almost like there’s a pattern we should watch for more carefully.
September 13, 2025 at 10:04 PM
It’s almost like there’s a pattern we should watch for more carefully.
Remember that time they let Mike Singletary be a head coach and he pulled his pants down and showed his players his full toolkit? In my mind, THAT's what Shadeur probably/definitely did at every team meeting.
Thats Probably The Reason Reason GIF
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April 26, 2025 at 5:51 AM
Remember that time they let Mike Singletary be a head coach and he pulled his pants down and showed his players his full toolkit? In my mind, THAT's what Shadeur probably/definitely did at every team meeting.
My thoughts on the Bengals draft, you ask? Well, I sure wish I was a Chiefs or Eagles fan!
April 26, 2025 at 2:48 AM
My thoughts on the Bengals draft, you ask? Well, I sure wish I was a Chiefs or Eagles fan!
With the passing of Val Kilmer what's your top five favorite Kilmer movies?
My list (that NO ONE will agree with)
The Ghost and the Darkness
Top Gun
Willow
Top Gun Maverick
MacGruber
My list (that NO ONE will agree with)
The Ghost and the Darkness
Top Gun
Willow
Top Gun Maverick
MacGruber
April 2, 2025 at 8:25 AM
With the passing of Val Kilmer what's your top five favorite Kilmer movies?
My list (that NO ONE will agree with)
The Ghost and the Darkness
Top Gun
Willow
Top Gun Maverick
MacGruber
My list (that NO ONE will agree with)
The Ghost and the Darkness
Top Gun
Willow
Top Gun Maverick
MacGruber
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Winning a debate can be difficult.
March 30, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Winning a debate can be difficult.
Given the current state of affairs, couldn't the NCAA just this *once* market a promise of "March Sanity"???
a man is sitting at a table and says " i think we 're all a little tired of that sentiment ! "
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March 22, 2025 at 7:29 AM
Given the current state of affairs, couldn't the NCAA just this *once* market a promise of "March Sanity"???
Like, how the hell is the narrative that the Bengals are stupid to pay Tee Higgins his new contract existing simultaneously ALONGSIDE the narrative that the team totally screwed Tee on said contract?
a man wearing a blue adidas jacket says " we can 't win this game "
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March 22, 2025 at 7:17 AM
Like, how the hell is the narrative that the Bengals are stupid to pay Tee Higgins his new contract existing simultaneously ALONGSIDE the narrative that the team totally screwed Tee on said contract?
I'm in the minority that believes if you are going to pan Johnny Depp for becoming Michael Jackson in a Wonka movie, ya can't praise Nick Cage for becoming Tiny Tim in Longlegs.
a man with a mustache says sorry in a red suit
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March 22, 2025 at 4:35 AM
I'm in the minority that believes if you are going to pan Johnny Depp for becoming Michael Jackson in a Wonka movie, ya can't praise Nick Cage for becoming Tiny Tim in Longlegs.
Love these two gents! And that's only partially because I'm very sick and I get a bit mushy when I'm sick 😂 youtu.be/tYVvlfKnIa8?...
Is Trey Hendrickson Bengals’ NEXT TARGET After Signing Ja’Marr Chase & Tee Higgins?
YouTube video by Locked On Bengals
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March 17, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Love these two gents! And that's only partially because I'm very sick and I get a bit mushy when I'm sick 😂 youtu.be/tYVvlfKnIa8?...
BREAKING: Bengals front office has decided on coneys for dinner. Big move. Filling the needs.
March 12, 2025 at 7:53 PM
BREAKING: Bengals front office has decided on coneys for dinner. Big move. Filling the needs.
First instinct was that I need two of them. But then I came to my senses and realized that I already have Ona and Milo to keep this one company!
February 18, 2025 at 3:27 AM
First instinct was that I need two of them. But then I came to my senses and realized that I already have Ona and Milo to keep this one company!
They tried their best to take that field goal away from PHI
February 10, 2025 at 12:40 AM
They tried their best to take that field goal away from PHI
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Nick Bosa finally gets a Super Bowl win.
According to two league sources, Sunday’s game between the Chiefs and Eagles will mark the first time since February 2021 that “End Racism” is not included as a message in the back of a Super Bowl end zone.
More from @mikesilver.bsky.social: www.nytimes.com/athletic/611...
More from @mikesilver.bsky.social: www.nytimes.com/athletic/611...
February 4, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Nick Bosa finally gets a Super Bowl win.
Soooo... that new gimmick rumor for Charlotte was that she now makes terrible fashion choices, then?
February 4, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Soooo... that new gimmick rumor for Charlotte was that she now makes terrible fashion choices, then?
CM Punk not saying "the f*ck he is" when someone told him Logan MAGA Paul was gonna eliminate him from the rumble is a good example of why no one should consider Phil a punk at all anymore. Well, not THAT kind at least
February 2, 2025 at 3:53 AM
CM Punk not saying "the f*ck he is" when someone told him Logan MAGA Paul was gonna eliminate him from the rumble is a good example of why no one should consider Phil a punk at all anymore. Well, not THAT kind at least
I get the whole "FU if you watch WWE after the details from the lawsuit sentiment, I really do. But WTF are Americans supposed to watch in 2025 that isn't owned by, operated by, or knowingly employing terrible, abusive, and exploitative people??? It's SHIT EVERYWHERE
February 2, 2025 at 2:48 AM
I get the whole "FU if you watch WWE after the details from the lawsuit sentiment, I really do. But WTF are Americans supposed to watch in 2025 that isn't owned by, operated by, or knowingly employing terrible, abusive, and exploitative people??? It's SHIT EVERYWHERE
WWE announcers using the Royal Rumble as a vehicle to publicly declare the NFL rigged for the Chiefs
a man with a beard is sitting on a plane and says he 's out of line but he 's right
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February 2, 2025 at 1:01 AM
WWE announcers using the Royal Rumble as a vehicle to publicly declare the NFL rigged for the Chiefs
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How do I deal with "the horrors?" I enter a hyperbolic time chamber of willful stupidity for most of the day. It may be cowardly but at least it also makes me unproductive.
February 1, 2025 at 3:21 PM
How do I deal with "the horrors?" I enter a hyperbolic time chamber of willful stupidity for most of the day. It may be cowardly but at least it also makes me unproductive.
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To review, the FAA administrator was forced out because of a business vendetta of Elon Musk’s, Trump froze the hiring of new ATCs despite staff shortages, Musk launched an underhanded attempt to hollow out the whole federal workforce, and then the first US airliner crashed in 16 years.
January 30, 2025 at 7:13 PM
To review, the FAA administrator was forced out because of a business vendetta of Elon Musk’s, Trump froze the hiring of new ATCs despite staff shortages, Musk launched an underhanded attempt to hollow out the whole federal workforce, and then the first US airliner crashed in 16 years.
Blaming a tragic plane crash on all black and brown people (and don't forget women) who have important jobs is not unexpected at all.
January 30, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Blaming a tragic plane crash on all black and brown people (and don't forget women) who have important jobs is not unexpected at all.
Shaka Heyward having a day so far, huge forced fumble!
January 5, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Shaka Heyward having a day so far, huge forced fumble!