theoppositeofbatman
@oppositeofbatman.bsky.social
Cement guy, occasional concrete fella, DC statehood always
In your walls, decarbonizing your industry
In your walls, decarbonizing your industry
Me when someone opens their mouth about my hometown, have lived here for 18 months, and are terrified of crossing the river:
November 15, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Me when someone opens their mouth about my hometown, have lived here for 18 months, and are terrified of crossing the river:
Me waiting for another Costa dad joke banger:
November 14, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Me waiting for another Costa dad joke banger:
Blocked a few communists, but wanted to highlight this.
Cement does not have a PTC, OBBBA killed the renewable PTCs, my company takes zero public funding, and this is indistinguishable from Republican messaging.
Everyone I have ever met is now carbon negative. What the fuck have you done?
Cement does not have a PTC, OBBBA killed the renewable PTCs, my company takes zero public funding, and this is indistinguishable from Republican messaging.
Everyone I have ever met is now carbon negative. What the fuck have you done?
November 13, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Blocked a few communists, but wanted to highlight this.
Cement does not have a PTC, OBBBA killed the renewable PTCs, my company takes zero public funding, and this is indistinguishable from Republican messaging.
Everyone I have ever met is now carbon negative. What the fuck have you done?
Cement does not have a PTC, OBBBA killed the renewable PTCs, my company takes zero public funding, and this is indistinguishable from Republican messaging.
Everyone I have ever met is now carbon negative. What the fuck have you done?
"Please stop that"
-Cleo
-Cleo
November 11, 2025 at 12:07 AM
"Please stop that"
-Cleo
-Cleo
In trying political times, we must Dog Post.
November 10, 2025 at 2:50 PM
In trying political times, we must Dog Post.
Air posters unite
November 4, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Air posters unite
Thank you for the inspiration, Ed.
If you are in the DC area and are able to help your neighbors, please consider giving to SOME. I will match your donation if you share a receipt with me.
If you are in the DC area and are able to help your neighbors, please consider giving to SOME. I will match your donation if you share a receipt with me.
November 2, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Thank you for the inspiration, Ed.
If you are in the DC area and are able to help your neighbors, please consider giving to SOME. I will match your donation if you share a receipt with me.
If you are in the DC area and are able to help your neighbors, please consider giving to SOME. I will match your donation if you share a receipt with me.
Few dog it better
October 29, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Few dog it better
A cozy Cleo appears, bringing calm and softness. The anxiety demons are banished, leaving only Mayor Ellie of Bug City (parlayed her bug posting into a successful candidacy, the Bug Post quoted one bee in a tophat who found the run "inspirational")
October 29, 2025 at 1:42 AM
A cozy Cleo appears, bringing calm and softness. The anxiety demons are banished, leaving only Mayor Ellie of Bug City (parlayed her bug posting into a successful candidacy, the Bug Post quoted one bee in a tophat who found the run "inspirational")
When Faine does food discourse and I am exposed to all the sickos on this app
October 29, 2025 at 1:21 AM
When Faine does food discourse and I am exposed to all the sickos on this app
Can he afford primaries if 86% of his PAC's spending is on operating costs?
October 27, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Can he afford primaries if 86% of his PAC's spending is on operating costs?
If you recently lost a pretzel on an airplane, let me know. Happy to return it to you
October 27, 2025 at 4:33 PM
If you recently lost a pretzel on an airplane, let me know. Happy to return it to you
They don't want you to know this for Resistance propaganda purposes, but this is who actually is responsible for taking down Starkiller:
October 26, 2025 at 8:13 PM
They don't want you to know this for Resistance propaganda purposes, but this is who actually is responsible for taking down Starkiller:
Dawg, the IRA was the single largest investment in emissions reduction in global history.
You have even previously acknowledged this fact, but handwave it away because of neoliberalism, a lie about EU spending, and a weird comparison to Chinese state subsidies for their domestic chip industry.
You have even previously acknowledged this fact, but handwave it away because of neoliberalism, a lie about EU spending, and a weird comparison to Chinese state subsidies for their domestic chip industry.
October 26, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Dawg, the IRA was the single largest investment in emissions reduction in global history.
You have even previously acknowledged this fact, but handwave it away because of neoliberalism, a lie about EU spending, and a weird comparison to Chinese state subsidies for their domestic chip industry.
You have even previously acknowledged this fact, but handwave it away because of neoliberalism, a lie about EU spending, and a weird comparison to Chinese state subsidies for their domestic chip industry.
Giraffes in shambles looking at this pup
October 24, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Giraffes in shambles looking at this pup
Ellie/Ed, pleased to introduce Luna, my other dog. She is at least 80% legs, and while standing up, closely resembles an AT-AT assaulting Hoth
October 24, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Ellie/Ed, pleased to introduce Luna, my other dog. She is at least 80% legs, and while standing up, closely resembles an AT-AT assaulting Hoth
"It's a celtic knot and a wolf"
October 23, 2025 at 8:56 PM
"It's a celtic knot and a wolf"
Josh, I don't think a master linguist would make an error like that
October 23, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Josh, I don't think a master linguist would make an error like that
Sometimes ya just gotta take that snooze
October 23, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Sometimes ya just gotta take that snooze
I'm not yelling, but Ellie should adopt a dog already
And then post thousands of dog pics [cui bono: the dog; Ellie; random internet strangers who desire more dog content(me)]
And then post thousands of dog pics [cui bono: the dog; Ellie; random internet strangers who desire more dog content(me)]
October 20, 2025 at 10:41 PM
I'm not yelling, but Ellie should adopt a dog already
And then post thousands of dog pics [cui bono: the dog; Ellie; random internet strangers who desire more dog content(me)]
And then post thousands of dog pics [cui bono: the dog; Ellie; random internet strangers who desire more dog content(me)]
Cleo after seeing me reply guy Ed's cute dog posts
October 20, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Cleo after seeing me reply guy Ed's cute dog posts
Sometimes ya just gotta get low
October 12, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Sometimes ya just gotta get low
I do not know what Cleo is hoping to achieve here, but I wish her godspeed
October 11, 2025 at 8:47 PM
I do not know what Cleo is hoping to achieve here, but I wish her godspeed