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Dan Oppenheim
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Liking the Private Eye cover this week.
"One Bigly Mac with Lies" is perfect.
The front cover of UK magazine Private Eye, with the headline "Yes, it's Donald McRonald". Below are four images featuring Donald Trump working at a McDonald's and performing various activities. The captions, from top left clockwise, are: 1. Out of frame: "Oh no! It's the scary clown with the funny hair" 2. Out of frame A: "Is there a healthy option?", Out of Frame B: "Not voting for him!" 3. Out of frame: "How long will you be serving", Trump: "That's up to the judge" 4. Trump: "One Bigly Mac with Lies", Car occupant: "Burger off!"
October 23, 2024 at 10:49 AM
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Crikey, that *is* densely populated.
Text saying "Lebanon is one of the world's most densely populated countries, with approximately 568 people per m²."
September 25, 2024 at 6:28 PM
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Evidence of how much they smashed it.
A table of names, each with a weight of their potato haul next to it.
September 21, 2024 at 5:11 PM
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Today was the potato weigh-in at the village pub. Rules: one B&M bag, two seed potatoes. The rest is up to you. Average weight was about 4kg; one couple smashed it with 7kg.
Three people, bent over, sorting potatoes from soil. Some scales are on a table next to a couple of beers, awaiting the pot of potatoes for measurement.
September 21, 2024 at 5:07 PM
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I'm assuming they mean these.
A packet of Co-op Onion Ring snacks.
September 8, 2024 at 11:27 AM
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We have three cats. Here they are as kittens, when they still hung out together.

#proofofcats
Three kittens on a wooden platform shaped like a house, one ginger and white, one white and grey, and a black one. They're looking inquisitively at something.
August 27, 2024 at 10:48 PM
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This goofball and I have a nightly battle over who gets to be comfortable on the sofa.

#proofofcat
A lovely white and ginger cat is sat on a sofa, looking upwards like he wants something My legs on a sofa with a ginger and white cat next to them. The cat's legs are on mine. My legs are too close to the edge of the sofa.
August 27, 2024 at 10:35 PM
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Repost with your first crush.

(But only in this specific movie. I really wanted to go to Space Camp as a kid. I once made my dad stop at some random NASA building on the road from Cape Canaveral while we were visiting KSC to inquire about it. They had no idea.)
Lea Thompson in Space Camp (1986).
August 24, 2024 at 10:55 AM
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"what?"
A white alpaca stares at the camera. It's freshly shorn, apart from its head, which is a thick white hair emanating from a central crown, and almost covers its eyes. It is staring at the camera, its tongue sticking out slightly, with a bemused look on its face.
August 17, 2024 at 5:01 PM
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First day was great, we walked up a hill to take a look at Keswick and Windermere from above, then arrived at our hut in the Yorkshire Dales (it turns out), said hello to the pigs on the farm, and had a roaring fire after dinner. Splendid.
A view from a hill in the lake District. The sky is a bright blue, where it shows, but it's mostly covered in bright clouds. There are hills in the distance, receding in the mid ground to brightly lit farm land. In the near ground is the top of the hill, with a young blonde boy looking away from the camera and across the view. The inside of a camping hut from one end. The roof is arched and a window is in the far wall and on the floor are raised beds, with blue mattresses on them. A couple of sleeping bags are on the mattresses. A fenced off area with seven or eight pigs in it. Some of the pigs are large and black, and the rest are piglets, either black or orange brown. There are a couple of pig stys in the field and trees bordering its far side. A little fire pit. It's newly lit, as evidenced by the bright flames and the mostly unburnt wood. Behind the firepit sits a boy in a camping chair, wrapped almost completely in a sleeping bag, with only his eyes showing.
August 17, 2024 at 4:51 PM
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@ottocrat.at asked that this be sent to you.
August 7, 2024 at 1:37 PM
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JK's gonna be fuming.
Olympics: Alfred wins At Lucia's first ever medal with victory in women's 100m final.
August 3, 2024 at 7:28 PM