Something of value was lost--but it was lost long before any of this happened.

She’s influential because the middle aged men with print media faces who dominate the political editor and pundit classes think she’s hot.

He’s coming. He’s coming. He’s coming.

You think the guy who founded America couldn’t suck his own dick?

Critical fail! Your butthole is a pinhole. Nothing can get in. Your poop comes out like silly string.

Whereas tooting the hooter will get you kicked out of your strigiformology class.

There’s also a cool subplot where the narrator discovers he can transform into the internal organs and even the feelings of a guy named Jack.

Get the inheritance and still be able to tell her you know what her and Mr. Frank were doing when dad was on a business trip? Win-win.

It’s only a few seconds, but Richard Schiff starting to yell for help but failing the first time because his whole body is stress reacting is lowkey one of the most visceral trauma depictions on screen. Up there with Tom Hanks at the end of Captain Philips.

Everyone on this app really is 40 (complimentary)

Perfect except your writer brain prevented you from putting in enough typos and weirdo punctuation

No we like Ed Helms

There are a number of widely known experts - including some that worked for the Obama administration - who strongly believe there is exactly one kind of burger that is good with a pickle slice.

The jeans company makes novels now?

The Legend of Zelda