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opheliainwaders.bsky.social
dracaena marginalia
@opheliainwaders.bsky.social
Arts, progressivism, nature, shenanigans.

Photo: NOAA. Opinions: my own.
“If I’m doing one thing, no one else can possibly be doing something else, or—critically—more than one other thing.”
November 16, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Ours was fun, I hope yours was too!
November 16, 2025 at 6:37 AM
I definitely encountered it in work life rather than school, but it definitely lives in my head as a reminder/example of why so many people don’t trust multilateral institutions.
November 16, 2025 at 3:37 AM
I think about this memo sometimes and just simmer with rage.
November 16, 2025 at 3:12 AM
I hate how distracted I am by the placement of that hyphen
November 16, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Also now when we yell “whose body??” “Mr. Body’s body!” after we say gentle parenting things like “please make sure you have enough space for your body,” the kids will get the joke 💀
November 16, 2025 at 2:02 AM
In college yes!
November 16, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Ok! Update, it was super fun, and they did do a slightly tamer version (apparently there is a “high school” version of the show), but still plenty of silly double entendres. The themes (and dead bodies) were still there but the staging made it a little more PG.
November 16, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Is there anything poisonous in your garden? If not, could there be??
November 15, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Sexy reach extenders. Specifically the ones with little alligator heads on the end.
November 15, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Yeah, I assume they have made it PG but we shall see!
November 15, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Our HS is doing it this weekend! I’ve never seen the stage version before!
November 15, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Buying a house; losing my mind
November 15, 2025 at 7:25 PM
💀💀💀
November 15, 2025 at 7:24 PM
I want to say B, but I know in my heart it’s A.
November 15, 2025 at 12:41 PM
I do this every time and it’s SO satisfying
November 15, 2025 at 3:12 AM
My fave beer of all time is also from PA (Endless Brewing), must be something in the water
November 15, 2025 at 3:10 AM
No, but I like the name! I can’t really drink much anymore but I could share one, hah
November 15, 2025 at 3:00 AM
I think dirt yes (we used to go to a place that had a beet juice/ginger/whiskey cocktail that was great), but like…umami no?
November 15, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Oh dear
November 15, 2025 at 2:29 AM
BMF BMF BMF BMF
November 15, 2025 at 2:27 AM
🎶gonna take some time to make this friggin’ heat come on🎶
November 15, 2025 at 1:09 AM