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ophélie, of the woods
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lesbian leninist, transexual terror, the best to ever do it, other such accolades
necroing but i will always remember raiding in destiny and my colorblind friend just Not Knowing crota had a shield on him cause it was a soft orange glow over a light green model and none of the colorblind settings changed it in the slightest lol, the design is soooo bad
The short answer as to why: everything is VFX now, VFX is very hard to read on different backgrounds, but the best practice of color blind modes is to just wholesale swap colors to "friendlier" versions and call it a day, and that literally never works with VFX.
November 21, 2025 at 8:16 PM
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October 15, 2025 at 4:04 AM
still pretty sad that I can't wear proper combat boots or hard leather shoes in general, there's not too many soft shoes that have the aura hard black leather has
November 1, 2025 at 3:29 PM
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November 1, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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you're studying the bose-einstein condensate while im hitting that bozo-highnstein concentrate
September 21, 2025 at 4:38 PM
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October 31, 2025 at 10:50 AM
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October 30, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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October 29, 2025 at 3:53 PM
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October 29, 2025 at 10:53 AM
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October 28, 2025 at 10:34 PM
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October 28, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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October 26, 2025 at 10:16 PM
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October 25, 2025 at 4:35 PM
you're studying the bose-einstein condensate while im hitting that bozo-highnstein concentrate
September 21, 2025 at 4:38 PM
searching "ranni" on bsky and blocking anyone that draws her with flesh or big tits
September 3, 2025 at 1:05 AM
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Contrapoints teams up with ignorant, homophobic adult Bluey fan and disgraced prosecutor, Mark Carney, in a new podcast which promises to be as shitty as you're imagining it to be.
July 23, 2025 at 12:45 PM
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in a just world all the destiny writing contractors who keep making the most interesting microfiction in games would get paid 200k a year to come up with a rotating selection of bespoke cocktails with cool names and little coasters that have poems and stories on them
July 18, 2025 at 2:23 PM
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“Number one in the nation Alhamdulillah” in an Alabama white boy accent is going to stick with me for a long time fam.
Just found out that the number 1 punter recruit for class of 2027 is Gunnar Gillentine from Hattiesburg, MS. He's currently at Presbyterian Christian School... and has recently converted to Islam.

Surely, fans of the schools that are vying for him will be kind to him re: his religious journey.
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July 13, 2025 at 1:53 PM
went to work when work didnt need me. im really gonna do it this time (let out a laugh entirely lacking in mirth)
July 3, 2025 at 8:29 PM
i know this is bait but i cant help it. im losing my mind over the idea that a batter desert and a dough desert are the same thing. im devising a culinary reeducation program. a patisserie commissar.
4) Big cookies are just brownies. Just call them brownies. Stop making brownies and telling me they're giant cookies.

5) Farm eggs taste exactly the same as store-bought eggs. The moral superiority is nice, but the flavor won't appear on a blind taste test.
July 2, 2025 at 6:08 AM
having lived in pgh for a year and only now having a house i am actually happy to live in is interesting cause i didnt realize how much it would do to make this city feel more like a home to me. ive loved it this whole year don't get me wrong but "home" has still been boston so far to me.
July 1, 2025 at 8:22 PM