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@operationipee.bsky.social
all i have in this world are my balls and my word
Pinned
devasted. someone snagged the free sidewalk bidet before me but left the note. i wish for their soul to be cursed for 7 years
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You never want things to go haywire unless you are building a "Farmer's Bomb"
April 6, 2025 at 4:25 AM
You never want things to go haywire unless you are building a "Farmer's Bomb"
NO MORE BASEBALL
March 28, 2025 at 8:44 AM
NO MORE BASEBALL
call me a Schlage Electronic Keypad Deadbolt Door Lock the way I be turnt indoors 💯🚪
March 28, 2025 at 7:35 AM
call me a Schlage Electronic Keypad Deadbolt Door Lock the way I be turnt indoors 💯🚪
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You’re a woman owned winery for this one bro
March 28, 2025 at 1:40 AM
You’re a woman owned winery for this one bro
i really like watching the leafs as a fan of goofballs and hijinx
March 28, 2025 at 5:28 AM
i really like watching the leafs as a fan of goofballs and hijinx
always disappointed when someone assumes i care about baseball
March 28, 2025 at 2:27 AM
always disappointed when someone assumes i care about baseball
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looks like youre up dick creek without a condom bro
March 27, 2025 at 7:10 PM
looks like youre up dick creek without a condom bro
last night was a 50 minute pilot of a mini series
March 27, 2025 at 7:20 PM
last night was a 50 minute pilot of a mini series
i don't think there's anything better for lifetime nutrition than giving a man a fish
March 26, 2025 at 6:31 PM
i don't think there's anything better for lifetime nutrition than giving a man a fish
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sometimes i read replies on here and can tell the poster is hyperventilating into a brown paper bag
March 20, 2025 at 7:24 PM
sometimes i read replies on here and can tell the poster is hyperventilating into a brown paper bag
look at this freak
March 18, 2025 at 4:42 AM
look at this freak
smoking on some we'd but we wouldn't
March 17, 2025 at 4:46 AM
smoking on some we'd but we wouldn't
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Why are malls the only biome that get their own kind of goths
March 12, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Why are malls the only biome that get their own kind of goths
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[A guy who has read a lot about Greek food and rifle sights, but has never heard of a rotational stabilizer]
This is not how I pictured a gyroscope...
This is not how I pictured a gyroscope...
March 12, 2025 at 10:52 PM
[A guy who has read a lot about Greek food and rifle sights, but has never heard of a rotational stabilizer]
This is not how I pictured a gyroscope...
This is not how I pictured a gyroscope...
banned from the fried chicken place for carving the solidified oil into a wax figure of the manager
March 7, 2025 at 2:13 AM
banned from the fried chicken place for carving the solidified oil into a wax figure of the manager
crawling through the church's chicken order window when the employee isn't there at 3 am
March 7, 2025 at 2:11 AM
crawling through the church's chicken order window when the employee isn't there at 3 am
really cool rug for sale
March 5, 2025 at 3:20 AM
really cool rug for sale
something unusual is a foot
March 4, 2025 at 12:29 AM
something unusual is a foot
ever since that guy taught me how to catch those animals in the water I've been eating so regularly
March 3, 2025 at 10:32 AM
ever since that guy taught me how to catch those animals in the water I've been eating so regularly
sometimes I get the urge to construct a clay warrior to protect my ruler should I take a dna test
March 3, 2025 at 10:29 AM
sometimes I get the urge to construct a clay warrior to protect my ruler should I take a dna test
coffee tastes so good I wish I could have more and not feel like I was being chased by a lion
March 2, 2025 at 9:04 PM
coffee tastes so good I wish I could have more and not feel like I was being chased by a lion