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I'm sorry but the Spanish need to learn how to make a good sandwich goddamn. Like you can't just slap some dry ass meat and cheese in a baguette and call it done. Where's the tomato??? The condiments??? The moisture? The seasoning? The flavor? This is an insult to my mouth
November 15, 2025 at 8:27 PM
I'm sorry but the Spanish need to learn how to make a good sandwich goddamn. Like you can't just slap some dry ass meat and cheese in a baguette and call it done. Where's the tomato??? The condiments??? The moisture? The seasoning? The flavor? This is an insult to my mouth
"the delivery guy is on the way with a package and should be there soon"
Oh perfect timing, I was just practicing makeup for the costume party. Excuse me while I panic scrub my face clean praying the doorbell doesn't ring 💀
Oh perfect timing, I was just practicing makeup for the costume party. Excuse me while I panic scrub my face clean praying the doorbell doesn't ring 💀
November 11, 2025 at 4:40 PM
"the delivery guy is on the way with a package and should be there soon"
Oh perfect timing, I was just practicing makeup for the costume party. Excuse me while I panic scrub my face clean praying the doorbell doesn't ring 💀
Oh perfect timing, I was just practicing makeup for the costume party. Excuse me while I panic scrub my face clean praying the doorbell doesn't ring 💀
My friend: can I save my son's extra amoxicillin to use it in the future? It says it expires in 2027
Pharmacy brain: NO DO NOT DO THAT FOR SO MANY REASONS PLEASE 💀
Pharmacy brain: NO DO NOT DO THAT FOR SO MANY REASONS PLEASE 💀
November 8, 2025 at 5:48 PM
My friend: can I save my son's extra amoxicillin to use it in the future? It says it expires in 2027
Pharmacy brain: NO DO NOT DO THAT FOR SO MANY REASONS PLEASE 💀
Pharmacy brain: NO DO NOT DO THAT FOR SO MANY REASONS PLEASE 💀
I'm dying at 'easy peacy lemon squishy' 😂
In his defense, English is his third language. Also half of the words in the actual phrase are made up 🤣
In his defense, English is his third language. Also half of the words in the actual phrase are made up 🤣
November 5, 2025 at 2:09 PM
I'm dying at 'easy peacy lemon squishy' 😂
In his defense, English is his third language. Also half of the words in the actual phrase are made up 🤣
In his defense, English is his third language. Also half of the words in the actual phrase are made up 🤣
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He died doing what he loved: not having a heart 💔
Former Vice President Dick Cheney has died, his family said in a statement. He was 84 abcnews.go.com/Politics/for...
November 4, 2025 at 1:54 PM
He died doing what he loved: not having a heart 💔
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Dick Cheney departs the world he made: defector.com/dick-cheney-...
Dick Cheney Departs The World He Made | Defector
At its heart, American conservatism is a fantasy. It’s a vision of a world too evil to be saved or cared about, and fearsome enough to justify any and every impulse toward cruelty and violence that a…
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November 4, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Dick Cheney departs the world he made: defector.com/dick-cheney-...
Every Spanish learning video on Instagram: don't say "bien" when someone asks cómo estás. Here's 6 ways to sound more native
Every native Spanish speaking member of his family when someone asks cómo estás: biennn
Every native Spanish speaking member of his family when someone asks cómo estás: biennn
October 28, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Every Spanish learning video on Instagram: don't say "bien" when someone asks cómo estás. Here's 6 ways to sound more native
Every native Spanish speaking member of his family when someone asks cómo estás: biennn
Every native Spanish speaking member of his family when someone asks cómo estás: biennn
Makeup of the day inspired by the stolen louvre emeralds
October 23, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Makeup of the day inspired by the stolen louvre emeralds
We agreed to go to the gym at 9. That does not mean get ready and go to the gym at 8:40. I need those 20 extra minutes to prepare my brain for going. 😩
October 22, 2025 at 7:54 PM
We agreed to go to the gym at 9. That does not mean get ready and go to the gym at 8:40. I need those 20 extra minutes to prepare my brain for going. 😩
Looks of the day because I'm putting off doing the dishes 😂
October 22, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Looks of the day because I'm putting off doing the dishes 😂
Look of the day is giving pumpkin 🎃
October 20, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Look of the day is giving pumpkin 🎃
Over the last two and a half plus years I have gradually converted this Spaniard into a spicy food boy 🔥 mission accomplished
October 19, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Over the last two and a half plus years I have gradually converted this Spaniard into a spicy food boy 🔥 mission accomplished
Omg we're at a patatas bravas festival where different restaurants are competing for best bravas and one of them put this out 😂
October 17, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Omg we're at a patatas bravas festival where different restaurants are competing for best bravas and one of them put this out 😂
My Valencian boyfriend is having a fit because the northerners put peas and chorizo in what they're calling paella. "That's not paella, it's rice with things😤" 😂
October 12, 2025 at 12:46 PM
My Valencian boyfriend is having a fit because the northerners put peas and chorizo in what they're calling paella. "That's not paella, it's rice with things😤" 😂
Bf: I don't feel good with these eructos
Me: with what?
Bf: eructos. You know, like farts but with the mouth, I don't know how you call it in English
😂😂😂
Me: with what?
Bf: eructos. You know, like farts but with the mouth, I don't know how you call it in English
😂😂😂
October 11, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Bf: I don't feel good with these eructos
Me: with what?
Bf: eructos. You know, like farts but with the mouth, I don't know how you call it in English
😂😂😂
Me: with what?
Bf: eructos. You know, like farts but with the mouth, I don't know how you call it in English
😂😂😂
Apparently Die Hard in Spanish is La Jungla de Cristal, like the glass jungle, which to me sounds either delicate and fragile or like a mirror maze, wacky and fun, not badass and dangerous
October 10, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Apparently Die Hard in Spanish is La Jungla de Cristal, like the glass jungle, which to me sounds either delicate and fragile or like a mirror maze, wacky and fun, not badass and dangerous
Found at Costco Bilbao. Naturally he couldn't leave the store without it 😂
2 Costcos down. 4 more to visit
2 Costcos down. 4 more to visit
October 10, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Found at Costco Bilbao. Naturally he couldn't leave the store without it 😂
2 Costcos down. 4 more to visit
2 Costcos down. 4 more to visit
I love living in a country that's so pro-palestine
October 9, 2025 at 5:44 PM
I love living in a country that's so pro-palestine
Bf in the Bilbao Guggenheim museum at a painting: what are you trying to imitate Andy Warhol but bad?
It was, in fact, Andy Warhol 😂
It was, in fact, Andy Warhol 😂
October 9, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Bf in the Bilbao Guggenheim museum at a painting: what are you trying to imitate Andy Warhol but bad?
It was, in fact, Andy Warhol 😂
It was, in fact, Andy Warhol 😂
Michigan beer found at Spanish Costco!!! And you can still get a hot dog & soda for 1.50 🔥🔥🔥
October 8, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Michigan beer found at Spanish Costco!!! And you can still get a hot dog & soda for 1.50 🔥🔥🔥
My favorite Spanish service: the afilador (knife sharpener)
AKA the guy that goes around the neighborhoods playing this weird little flute to alert the people who come outside with their knives and he sharpens them for you on the street
AKA the guy that goes around the neighborhoods playing this weird little flute to alert the people who come outside with their knives and he sharpens them for you on the street
October 2, 2025 at 9:33 PM
My favorite Spanish service: the afilador (knife sharpener)
AKA the guy that goes around the neighborhoods playing this weird little flute to alert the people who come outside with their knives and he sharpens them for you on the street
AKA the guy that goes around the neighborhoods playing this weird little flute to alert the people who come outside with their knives and he sharpens them for you on the street
Dear outside,
Please commence sweater weather at your earliest convenience. I have many sweaters and sweater dresses that I am dying to wear and I just got new boots to go with them and I really need this right now
Please commence sweater weather at your earliest convenience. I have many sweaters and sweater dresses that I am dying to wear and I just got new boots to go with them and I really need this right now
October 2, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Dear outside,
Please commence sweater weather at your earliest convenience. I have many sweaters and sweater dresses that I am dying to wear and I just got new boots to go with them and I really need this right now
Please commence sweater weather at your earliest convenience. I have many sweaters and sweater dresses that I am dying to wear and I just got new boots to go with them and I really need this right now
Today's makeup- a half cut-crease inspired by my papaya pants 😂
October 1, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Today's makeup- a half cut-crease inspired by my papaya pants 😂
Next up: homemade pasta tomorrow
September 30, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Next up: homemade pasta tomorrow
It is after 11pm and we are now cooking pasta noodles to test the sauce I made because we were just eating straight sauce in the kitchen with a spoon before 😂
September 30, 2025 at 9:07 PM
It is after 11pm and we are now cooking pasta noodles to test the sauce I made because we were just eating straight sauce in the kitchen with a spoon before 😂