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In Spain at the dentist and the hygienist said if I have to come back for a deep cleaning they give local anesthesia. I'm like dayumm in the US we can't even get locals for an IUD insert or a cervical biopsy that's crazy to me
January 19, 2026 at 3:41 PM
In Spain at the dentist and the hygienist said if I have to come back for a deep cleaning they give local anesthesia. I'm like dayumm in the US we can't even get locals for an IUD insert or a cervical biopsy that's crazy to me
Learning how to cook paella from my boyfriend:
Me: how much rice do you use for how much broth?
Him: eh like two hands and a half
Me: how long do you cook the vegetables and the meats?
Him: until they are done
Me: what does that even mean?
Him: paella isn't an exact science it's a feeling thing
🙄
Me: how much rice do you use for how much broth?
Him: eh like two hands and a half
Me: how long do you cook the vegetables and the meats?
Him: until they are done
Me: what does that even mean?
Him: paella isn't an exact science it's a feeling thing
🙄
January 18, 2026 at 1:31 PM
Learning how to cook paella from my boyfriend:
Me: how much rice do you use for how much broth?
Him: eh like two hands and a half
Me: how long do you cook the vegetables and the meats?
Him: until they are done
Me: what does that even mean?
Him: paella isn't an exact science it's a feeling thing
🙄
Me: how much rice do you use for how much broth?
Him: eh like two hands and a half
Me: how long do you cook the vegetables and the meats?
Him: until they are done
Me: what does that even mean?
Him: paella isn't an exact science it's a feeling thing
🙄
Terrible timing that Spanish rebajas season (major clothing clearance sales) started today riiiiight during a hypomanic episode. My poor credit card suffered a bit 😂
January 6, 2026 at 6:25 PM
Terrible timing that Spanish rebajas season (major clothing clearance sales) started today riiiiight during a hypomanic episode. My poor credit card suffered a bit 😂
Thought I couldn't be outdone this Christmas after getting him the fancy hardcover version of LOTR with the original Tolkien illustrations that he mentioned wanting to buy like 6+ months ago and I was SO excited
December 23, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Thought I couldn't be outdone this Christmas after getting him the fancy hardcover version of LOTR with the original Tolkien illustrations that he mentioned wanting to buy like 6+ months ago and I was SO excited
I have just discovered that since we have both acquired relationship gut, I now fit into my boyfriend's pants better than he does (and sadly better than I fit into my own). Combine that with a nice pile of big comfy guy sweaters and ya girl's got some new outfit options 😈
December 22, 2025 at 1:41 PM
I have just discovered that since we have both acquired relationship gut, I now fit into my boyfriend's pants better than he does (and sadly better than I fit into my own). Combine that with a nice pile of big comfy guy sweaters and ya girl's got some new outfit options 😈
Dear Santa,
Please bring me the ability to fit into my favorite kick ass suit again. It appears I may have eaten too much bread and jamón serrano this year 😞
Sincerely,
Devastated 💔
Please bring me the ability to fit into my favorite kick ass suit again. It appears I may have eaten too much bread and jamón serrano this year 😞
Sincerely,
Devastated 💔
December 22, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Dear Santa,
Please bring me the ability to fit into my favorite kick ass suit again. It appears I may have eaten too much bread and jamón serrano this year 😞
Sincerely,
Devastated 💔
Please bring me the ability to fit into my favorite kick ass suit again. It appears I may have eaten too much bread and jamón serrano this year 😞
Sincerely,
Devastated 💔
The stockings were hung by the TV with care in hopes that they might actually stay up on the goddamn wall this time for more than 2 hours so I don't fucking lose it 🤶☃️🎄
December 22, 2025 at 12:15 PM
The stockings were hung by the TV with care in hopes that they might actually stay up on the goddamn wall this time for more than 2 hours so I don't fucking lose it 🤶☃️🎄
When he's dumpin out but you're bored af in the next room 😂
December 20, 2025 at 4:41 PM
When he's dumpin out but you're bored af in the next room 😂
When he brings your vraylar anddd a lil treat to try to break this episode 🥹
December 17, 2025 at 6:26 PM
When he brings your vraylar anddd a lil treat to try to break this episode 🥹
Me: yeah fuck that crusty rotten ass sting ray straight to hell
Bf: uhhh what?
Me: oh take a seat, get comfortable
*Proceeds to go on a 45 minute rant with videos of the crocodile hunter series and everything about the glory of the Irwin family*
Bf: uhhh what?
Me: oh take a seat, get comfortable
*Proceeds to go on a 45 minute rant with videos of the crocodile hunter series and everything about the glory of the Irwin family*
December 15, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Me: yeah fuck that crusty rotten ass sting ray straight to hell
Bf: uhhh what?
Me: oh take a seat, get comfortable
*Proceeds to go on a 45 minute rant with videos of the crocodile hunter series and everything about the glory of the Irwin family*
Bf: uhhh what?
Me: oh take a seat, get comfortable
*Proceeds to go on a 45 minute rant with videos of the crocodile hunter series and everything about the glory of the Irwin family*
Wait I'm sorry orcas are dolphins not whales?!? My life is a lie
December 14, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Wait I'm sorry orcas are dolphins not whales?!? My life is a lie
*No Diggity comes on*
Bf: this is the Backstreet Boys?
Me: baby that says Blackstreet, these are not the same at all 😂
Bf: this is the Backstreet Boys?
Me: baby that says Blackstreet, these are not the same at all 😂
December 12, 2025 at 5:04 PM
*No Diggity comes on*
Bf: this is the Backstreet Boys?
Me: baby that says Blackstreet, these are not the same at all 😂
Bf: this is the Backstreet Boys?
Me: baby that says Blackstreet, these are not the same at all 😂
Omg the brand name for Flexeril here is Yurelax 🤣 I'm dyingg that's such a better name
December 3, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Omg the brand name for Flexeril here is Yurelax 🤣 I'm dyingg that's such a better name
Spanish boyfriend: he was being such a ... You know the turkeys with the color in the butt..? A peacock!
😂😂😂
😂😂😂
November 22, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Spanish boyfriend: he was being such a ... You know the turkeys with the color in the butt..? A peacock!
😂😂😂
😂😂😂
We can live like Jack and Sally if we want
November 22, 2025 at 9:14 PM
We can live like Jack and Sally if we want
I'm sorry but the Spanish need to learn how to make a good sandwich goddamn. Like you can't just slap some dry ass meat and cheese in a baguette and call it done. Where's the tomato??? The condiments??? The moisture? The seasoning? The flavor? This is an insult to my mouth
November 15, 2025 at 8:27 PM
I'm sorry but the Spanish need to learn how to make a good sandwich goddamn. Like you can't just slap some dry ass meat and cheese in a baguette and call it done. Where's the tomato??? The condiments??? The moisture? The seasoning? The flavor? This is an insult to my mouth
"the delivery guy is on the way with a package and should be there soon"
Oh perfect timing, I was just practicing makeup for the costume party. Excuse me while I panic scrub my face clean praying the doorbell doesn't ring 💀
Oh perfect timing, I was just practicing makeup for the costume party. Excuse me while I panic scrub my face clean praying the doorbell doesn't ring 💀
November 11, 2025 at 4:40 PM
"the delivery guy is on the way with a package and should be there soon"
Oh perfect timing, I was just practicing makeup for the costume party. Excuse me while I panic scrub my face clean praying the doorbell doesn't ring 💀
Oh perfect timing, I was just practicing makeup for the costume party. Excuse me while I panic scrub my face clean praying the doorbell doesn't ring 💀
My friend: can I save my son's extra amoxicillin to use it in the future? It says it expires in 2027
Pharmacy brain: NO DO NOT DO THAT FOR SO MANY REASONS PLEASE 💀
Pharmacy brain: NO DO NOT DO THAT FOR SO MANY REASONS PLEASE 💀
November 8, 2025 at 5:48 PM
My friend: can I save my son's extra amoxicillin to use it in the future? It says it expires in 2027
Pharmacy brain: NO DO NOT DO THAT FOR SO MANY REASONS PLEASE 💀
Pharmacy brain: NO DO NOT DO THAT FOR SO MANY REASONS PLEASE 💀
I'm dying at 'easy peacy lemon squishy' 😂
In his defense, English is his third language. Also half of the words in the actual phrase are made up 🤣
In his defense, English is his third language. Also half of the words in the actual phrase are made up 🤣
November 5, 2025 at 2:09 PM
I'm dying at 'easy peacy lemon squishy' 😂
In his defense, English is his third language. Also half of the words in the actual phrase are made up 🤣
In his defense, English is his third language. Also half of the words in the actual phrase are made up 🤣
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He died doing what he loved: not having a heart 💔
Former Vice President Dick Cheney has died, his family said in a statement. He was 84 abcnews.go.com/Politics/for...
November 4, 2025 at 1:54 PM
He died doing what he loved: not having a heart 💔
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Dick Cheney departs the world he made: defector.com/dick-cheney-...
Dick Cheney Departs The World He Made | Defector
At its heart, American conservatism is a fantasy. It’s a vision of a world too evil to be saved or cared about, and fearsome enough to justify any and every impulse toward cruelty and violence that a…
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November 4, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Dick Cheney departs the world he made: defector.com/dick-cheney-...
Every Spanish learning video on Instagram: don't say "bien" when someone asks cómo estás. Here's 6 ways to sound more native
Every native Spanish speaking member of his family when someone asks cómo estás: biennn
Every native Spanish speaking member of his family when someone asks cómo estás: biennn
October 28, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Every Spanish learning video on Instagram: don't say "bien" when someone asks cómo estás. Here's 6 ways to sound more native
Every native Spanish speaking member of his family when someone asks cómo estás: biennn
Every native Spanish speaking member of his family when someone asks cómo estás: biennn
Makeup of the day inspired by the stolen louvre emeralds
October 23, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Makeup of the day inspired by the stolen louvre emeralds
We agreed to go to the gym at 9. That does not mean get ready and go to the gym at 8:40. I need those 20 extra minutes to prepare my brain for going. 😩
October 22, 2025 at 7:54 PM
We agreed to go to the gym at 9. That does not mean get ready and go to the gym at 8:40. I need those 20 extra minutes to prepare my brain for going. 😩
Looks of the day because I'm putting off doing the dishes 😂
October 22, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Looks of the day because I'm putting off doing the dishes 😂