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Finally finished 'Cover Story' and unfortunately I really didn't like it (it was extremely unrealistic and really shouldn't have been set in 2005 for how progressive everyone was) BUT the author is definitely a gaylor because she referenced this infamous photo lmaooooo
November 17, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Finally finished 'Cover Story' and unfortunately I really didn't like it (it was extremely unrealistic and really shouldn't have been set in 2005 for how progressive everyone was) BUT the author is definitely a gaylor because she referenced this infamous photo lmaooooo
Hate everyone focusing on "Haha Trump blew Bill Clinton" and not the fact that we have countless evidence that the entire US government is AT BEST complicit in decades of abuse if not actively doing it. Again.
November 15, 2025 at 11:48 AM
Hate everyone focusing on "Haha Trump blew Bill Clinton" and not the fact that we have countless evidence that the entire US government is AT BEST complicit in decades of abuse if not actively doing it. Again.
NOT DOVE CAMERON JUMPING ON THE ROCKY HORROR WAGON
November 3, 2025 at 10:30 AM
NOT DOVE CAMERON JUMPING ON THE ROCKY HORROR WAGON
I found "Cover Story", the romcom book about a publicist helping keep a lesbian starlet in the closet (lol)!!!! Once I finish my current read I'm adding this to my next read
November 2, 2025 at 12:38 PM
I found "Cover Story", the romcom book about a publicist helping keep a lesbian starlet in the closet (lol)!!!! Once I finish my current read I'm adding this to my next read
Because I like embarrassing my cat, here's my son with his belly shaved, looking utterly miserable about it lmao
October 15, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Because I like embarrassing my cat, here's my son with his belly shaved, looking utterly miserable about it lmao
Probably a willow tree. Weeping, terrible drooped posture, associated with death/grief and also cool with water idk
October 14, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Probably a willow tree. Weeping, terrible drooped posture, associated with death/grief and also cool with water idk
About to go utterly FERAL over here... 😭
October 14, 2025 at 7:51 PM
About to go utterly FERAL over here... 😭
I cannot stop laughing at this message my friend just sent me about Dan and Phil lmaoooooo
October 14, 2025 at 6:44 PM
I cannot stop laughing at this message my friend just sent me about Dan and Phil lmaoooooo
Put this in the internet hall of fame
October 13, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Put this in the internet hall of fame
They used a clip from when they interviewed Taylor in Red era(in their latest stage show they make a joke about Taylor and Ariana Grande dating)
October 13, 2025 at 10:07 PM
They used a clip from when they interviewed Taylor in Red era(in their latest stage show they make a joke about Taylor and Ariana Grande dating)
I'm classing this as homophobia GIVE ME THE JUMPER PLEASE
October 13, 2025 at 10:02 PM
I'm classing this as homophobia GIVE ME THE JUMPER PLEASE
My cat is on gabapentin currently (among other drugs) and he is absolutely ZOOTED lmfao. He's been sat unblinking with massive pupils like this for 15 minutes straight now lol
October 13, 2025 at 9:45 PM
My cat is on gabapentin currently (among other drugs) and he is absolutely ZOOTED lmfao. He's been sat unblinking with massive pupils like this for 15 minutes straight now lol
I know everyone that watched Buffy was always focused on Spike or Angel or Buffy but I'm here obsessed with Joyce and Giles (especially the episode they become teenagers again) 🥵
October 12, 2025 at 3:10 PM
I know everyone that watched Buffy was always focused on Spike or Angel or Buffy but I'm here obsessed with Joyce and Giles (especially the episode they become teenagers again) 🥵
Like just looking at her instagram alone it's almost exclusively blue, red and purple
October 11, 2025 at 10:44 AM
Like just looking at her instagram alone it's almost exclusively blue, red and purple
Did anybody else read this caption as gaylor instead of gator or am I just broken
October 7, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Did anybody else read this caption as gaylor instead of gator or am I just broken
Begging them to do this PLEASE
October 5, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Begging them to do this PLEASE
Jesse Jo Stark (Yungblud's partner) posting about Rocky Horror Picture Show... I feel like I'm in a fever dream
October 5, 2025 at 11:48 AM
Jesse Jo Stark (Yungblud's partner) posting about Rocky Horror Picture Show... I feel like I'm in a fever dream
Accidentally just butt dialled my friend 26 random gifs on Instagram????? How did my ASS do that?
October 5, 2025 at 11:35 AM
Accidentally just butt dialled my friend 26 random gifs on Instagram????? How did my ASS do that?
*cough cough*
October 2, 2025 at 11:15 AM
*cough cough*
Spotify clocked my ass lmao
October 1, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Spotify clocked my ass lmao
Blue jeans, black jackets, director vibes...
September 29, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Blue jeans, black jackets, director vibes...
Looking very snazzy onstage Joseph 👀💦
September 22, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Looking very snazzy onstage Joseph 👀💦
Lauren Ash (aka Dina from Superstore) released a pop punk concept album which follows the stages of grief after a break up and we're NOT TALKING ABOUT IT?
September 20, 2025 at 11:09 AM
Lauren Ash (aka Dina from Superstore) released a pop punk concept album which follows the stages of grief after a break up and we're NOT TALKING ABOUT IT?
Halsey calling this fascism with her whole chest. I love her. More celebrities need to continue calling this out because if legacy people like Jimmy Kimmel lose platforms, who else will?
September 18, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Halsey calling this fascism with her whole chest. I love her. More celebrities need to continue calling this out because if legacy people like Jimmy Kimmel lose platforms, who else will?
Okay I LOVE this?
September 16, 2025 at 10:17 AM
Okay I LOVE this?