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we could catch a spaceship to the moon, but we'd crash|| 🍉||joe haters DNI||new romantics gaylor||jewish pagan||18+||they/he|| former beard, joe alwyn ||
TAKE ME TO HEAVEN KILL THE DEPRESSION
MAKE ME YOUR
NUMBER
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OBSESSION
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November 15, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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November 15, 2025 at 12:04 PM
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We are so cooked if dudes blowing each other is more scandalous than s*x trafficking minors. But if thats what does it
bob ross from bob 's burgers is standing in front of a closet with clothes hanging on it .
Alt: bob ross from bob 's burgers is standing in front of a closet with clothes hanging on it .
media.tenor.com
November 14, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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Sick to death of evil people facing no consequences. Just sick of it.
November 15, 2025 at 7:50 AM
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what was i saying? ✨💚
November 15, 2025 at 5:08 AM
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The alleged DJT/Bill Clinton blow job bombshell is indeed a surprise in its own way, true or not, but can we please keep the focus on the paedophile rape island thing not the consensual sex act between two adults thing? Fucking hell, people.
November 15, 2025 at 8:24 AM
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diannaagron: Club RED
November 15, 2025 at 7:09 AM
Believe me, I fully see the irony of Trump of all people doing this with Bill Clinton but the issue is this should NOT be the only thing you take from this. And yet, as always, it's all about the memes
Hate everyone focusing on "Haha Trump blew Bill Clinton" and not the fact that we have countless evidence that the entire US government is AT BEST complicit in decades of abuse if not actively doing it. Again.
November 15, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Urging all alt-leaning New Romantics truthers to listen to 5SOS' new album "EVERYONE'S A STAR" because it hits the nail on the head for pretty much every theme we've been discussing for ages (and it fucking SLAPS)
November 15, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Not gonna lie guys, I think "Cover Story" is going to put me in a reading slump 😭
November 15, 2025 at 12:08 PM
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OH MY GOD JOE IS DRESSED AS ELTON JOHN IN THE NEW JONAS CHRISTMAS MOVIE
November 15, 2025 at 10:27 AM
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“The government is allowed to post real death threats on social media but you’re not allowed to post sarcastic death threats on social media” is actually a pretty apt distillation of power and violence
November 14, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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Yeah so a lot of the kids being deported are missing and there’s a bunch of kiddy fuckers in positions of power I’m sure these two facts are in no way connected
November 15, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Hate everyone focusing on "Haha Trump blew Bill Clinton" and not the fact that we have countless evidence that the entire US government is AT BEST complicit in decades of abuse if not actively doing it. Again.
November 15, 2025 at 11:48 AM
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‘Father’ and ‘dad’ are synonyms.

‘Figure’ and ‘bod’ are synonyms.

But, a ‘father figure’ and a ‘dad bod’ aren’t exactly the same thing…
November 14, 2025 at 3:09 PM
WHY IS DIANNA'S HAIR RED
November 14, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Shout out to my phone's photo app which likes to randomly remind me of events I've photographed and they've shown me the photo I took the day I was assaulted in university!!!! Thanks I really needed that memory to come back with cheerful music in the background 🫠
November 13, 2025 at 12:45 PM
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Another one, thank you
November 12, 2025 at 9:59 PM
For the first time in myife my gaydar was WRONG? My hairdresser who looks and acts exactly like Tyler Oakley mentioned being straight today and I was stunned lmao
November 12, 2025 at 7:30 PM
I'VE BEEN SAYING THIS THE WHOLE TIME THEY HATE THAT HE DIDN'T LET THEM LIVE VICARIOUSLY THROUGH THEIR RELATIONSHIP
this is probably one of the most basied Taylor takes ive seen
November 12, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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ICE agents will never be able to explain why they maced a baby.

There is no justification for it.
November 11, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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C R Y I N G this is so perfect lmao

x: www.instagram.com/reel/DQ7cPSf...
November 12, 2025 at 3:29 AM
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November 11, 2025 at 10:54 AM
I find it fascinating and infuriating in equal measures how many swifties hate Joe Alwyn for even breathing post TTPD when he's a chill, inoffensive guy who speaks up about politics and Palestine and still has nothing but nice things to say about TS. All bcs their fav billionaire "dated" him
November 11, 2025 at 8:41 PM
There's something weirdly gender afirming being the only "girl" in a very male dominated sport(boxing) and none of the guys treating you differently lol
November 11, 2025 at 8:07 PM