Going into the mall katana shop and pulling this move

Me when I’m anime pilled

Asexuality be damned, my boy can give NECK

On Inland Empire-

I don’t know what the fuck is happening

Self care schedule
Morning: cry uncontrollably
Afternoon: get eyebrows pierced
Evening: watch inland empire
Night: Balatro?!!

When u take out ur menstrual cup and it’s empty

Tiktok is skeeving me out, so this might be my last there

An actual trans person in this role would have been incredible, but YOWZA David Duchonvy is so pretty. Denise is actually just so striking.

Me when there’s so many ós and øs

My employees think I look like the genie emoji. Whenever I tell them they can do something (leave early, come in late) they’ll send it to me and say shit like “wish granted”

ITS EVEN THE NON-BINARY GENIE

It hurts that I will never serve twink this hard

IM SORRY?!!!