If you donate money to this and skeet me proof, I will send you a photo of my naked foot standing in my filthy bathtub where I lovingly bathe men before throwing them in my sex basement!! I am NOT joking!! www.standwithminnesota.com

It's such a joy to find @staceynightmare.bsky.social on the new wasteland app. In honour of that, I'm going to quote one of my favourites SN tweets:

"I kind of want to die, but I'd still never drive a Tesla."

Fuck Steak & Shake more like Shit & Shit

Question re the $5000 baby bonus- do the babies have to be my own???

Swallowing handfuls of Tylenol to own the cons

I ate a small bowl of diarrhea today. Thank you for your attention to this matter!!

“Actually we should empathise with Frankenstein, he’s really the victim here…” No. Look at him. He’s green and he’s got bolts in his neck. He should be killed with flaming torches

This shit is too bleak for words.

arbys

Happy 50th anniversary to the movie Jaws. This is probably the greatest line in cinema history:

Survival is resistance.

Joy is resistance.

Rest is resistance.

This weekend, try and bring some joy into yours or someone else’s life.

Wear a mask. Donate to a community library. Give to mutual aid. Help someone get groceries. Give them a ride to the hospital.

Community care will help us all

if you've ever listened to a National record and said, "hey this could be cool but it sucks," you should listen to Constantines.

Hey @gougeawayfl.bsky.social sorry for the silly question but are the "God I just l want to wake up" mugs sold on your recent tour dishwasher safe? Great show in Toronto btw!

It's such a joy to find @staceynightmare.bsky.social on the new wasteland app. In honour of that, I'm going to quote one of my favourites SN tweets:

"I kind of want to die, but I'd still never drive a Tesla."

I know things seem really bad right now, but in this terrible time, please remember these words “pee pee, doo doo, butthole, diarrhea”