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My dentist told me that I’m one of his favorite patients because I have a huge mouth and I don’t bite 🤣
November 27, 2025 at 5:08 AM
My dentist told me that I’m one of his favorite patients because I have a huge mouth and I don’t bite 🤣
Yeah. Idk if it’s because of adhd or what, but even a high enough dose of cbd makes my brain go go go. A super low dose of either doesn’t make my brain race, but does 100% put me right to sleep.
Now, 🍄🟫 otoh…
Now, 🍄🟫 otoh…
November 27, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Yeah. Idk if it’s because of adhd or what, but even a high enough dose of cbd makes my brain go go go. A super low dose of either doesn’t make my brain race, but does 100% put me right to sleep.
Now, 🍄🟫 otoh…
Now, 🍄🟫 otoh…
I read it when it was first published, and loved how feral and gritty it was. When I heard it was turned into a musical, I was seriously confused about how that could possibly work. (Haven’t seen it.)
November 26, 2025 at 5:13 AM
I read it when it was first published, and loved how feral and gritty it was. When I heard it was turned into a musical, I was seriously confused about how that could possibly work. (Haven’t seen it.)
Something between a bore and a Debbie Downer?
He’s always been an unjustifiably conceited ass.
He’s always been an unjustifiably conceited ass.
November 26, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Something between a bore and a Debbie Downer?
He’s always been an unjustifiably conceited ass.
He’s always been an unjustifiably conceited ass.
And y’all have my utmost respect (and envy) 🙌🏼
(It puts my body to sleep but amps my already hyper brain up to around 1000mph 😭😭😭)
(It puts my body to sleep but amps my already hyper brain up to around 1000mph 😭😭😭)
November 26, 2025 at 4:37 AM
And y’all have my utmost respect (and envy) 🙌🏼
(It puts my body to sleep but amps my already hyper brain up to around 1000mph 😭😭😭)
(It puts my body to sleep but amps my already hyper brain up to around 1000mph 😭😭😭)
You know, that makes me wonder if that was the plan all along in some weird conspiratorial way. Like, say, the files get released, indictments can’t be avoided, but who cares since they have this figurehead signing off and it’ll all get thrown out
November 26, 2025 at 2:18 AM
You know, that makes me wonder if that was the plan all along in some weird conspiratorial way. Like, say, the files get released, indictments can’t be avoided, but who cares since they have this figurehead signing off and it’ll all get thrown out
I have a family member who regularly gets blasted & goes about their life as usual (just with more giggling). It’s 🤯 If I get even slightly close to that, I’m a useless mouth breather, just trying to keep up with my racing thoughts 😭
Good point, too, his brain prob adapted a long ass time ago!
Good point, too, his brain prob adapted a long ass time ago!
November 25, 2025 at 5:46 PM
I have a family member who regularly gets blasted & goes about their life as usual (just with more giggling). It’s 🤯 If I get even slightly close to that, I’m a useless mouth breather, just trying to keep up with my racing thoughts 😭
Good point, too, his brain prob adapted a long ass time ago!
Good point, too, his brain prob adapted a long ass time ago!
…and usually Halloween because it’s my fave. Didn’t do h’ween this year, and neither did any of the 5 other people who live here 🙄
Last yr I did the xmas decor like the week before, and only like a quarter of it.
Last yr I did the xmas decor like the week before, and only like a quarter of it.
November 25, 2025 at 5:40 PM
…and usually Halloween because it’s my fave. Didn’t do h’ween this year, and neither did any of the 5 other people who live here 🙄
Last yr I did the xmas decor like the week before, and only like a quarter of it.
Last yr I did the xmas decor like the week before, and only like a quarter of it.
Yeah, I’ve been done with Thanksgiving for years, but made the feast because I almost never cook and my people love it. Last year was a bad one for me and I recused myself, so a couple of my spawn did it. It was eye opening for them.
And the decorating… I do xmas because I love that decor…
And the decorating… I do xmas because I love that decor…
November 25, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Yeah, I’ve been done with Thanksgiving for years, but made the feast because I almost never cook and my people love it. Last year was a bad one for me and I recused myself, so a couple of my spawn did it. It was eye opening for them.
And the decorating… I do xmas because I love that decor…
And the decorating… I do xmas because I love that decor…
Agreed on all points! Also Woody looks like he’s SO fully baked in that clip, it’s impressive that he can complete a sentence, let alone do it so eloquently.
November 25, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Agreed on all points! Also Woody looks like he’s SO fully baked in that clip, it’s impressive that he can complete a sentence, let alone do it so eloquently.
Omg WHAT a face! I definitely have more pics of Robert Redford than of my kids (but my kids are all adults so I feel zero guilt 😁)
November 25, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Omg WHAT a face! I definitely have more pics of Robert Redford than of my kids (but my kids are all adults so I feel zero guilt 😁)
Maybe it’s supposed to be “exorcised,” like it was super grueling & one of them had to make the ultimate sacrifice to save humanity, but in the end Antifa & his gf were able to remove the MAGA demon from that Republican’s body & soul. #exorcism #fuckmaga #fucktrump #releasetheepsteinfiles #fuckice
November 25, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Maybe it’s supposed to be “exorcised,” like it was super grueling & one of them had to make the ultimate sacrifice to save humanity, but in the end Antifa & his gf were able to remove the MAGA demon from that Republican’s body & soul. #exorcism #fuckmaga #fucktrump #releasetheepsteinfiles #fuckice
I’m so sorry, fuck cancer indeed 😔
November 25, 2025 at 4:50 AM
I’m so sorry, fuck cancer indeed 😔
Mine does it kind of a lot, and while it never gets old… my phone storage suffers. Literally hundreds of pics and vids of him sleeping 😭😂
November 25, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Mine does it kind of a lot, and while it never gets old… my phone storage suffers. Literally hundreds of pics and vids of him sleeping 😭😂
He is perfection 😍 I just love it when the big melons pop out their tongues in their sleep.
November 25, 2025 at 1:36 AM
He is perfection 😍 I just love it when the big melons pop out their tongues in their sleep.
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My all time fave.
November 24, 2025 at 10:26 AM
My all time fave.
Depends on both how thick and how fat the layer is - a smear on a thinned-out layer is generally easy to fix immediately with a layer of fatter paint. Or a palette knife 😭
November 25, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Depends on both how thick and how fat the layer is - a smear on a thinned-out layer is generally easy to fix immediately with a layer of fatter paint. Or a palette knife 😭
Yeah, I’m betting you can see the smoke comin’ out their ears hahahaha I have a nb spawn and ppl are just generally confused by that information.
November 25, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Yeah, I’m betting you can see the smoke comin’ out their ears hahahaha I have a nb spawn and ppl are just generally confused by that information.
I’d have to add a week in there just for the mourning and deflation of spirit.
November 25, 2025 at 1:06 AM
I’d have to add a week in there just for the mourning and deflation of spirit.
Women are constantly expected to manage everyone’s emotions and apologize for every damn thing. It’s maddening.
Now, if you haven’t already, stop getting out of the way of men walking toward you when you’re walking. It’s insane how many will be confused that you don’t change course for them.
Now, if you haven’t already, stop getting out of the way of men walking toward you when you’re walking. It’s insane how many will be confused that you don’t change course for them.
November 25, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Women are constantly expected to manage everyone’s emotions and apologize for every damn thing. It’s maddening.
Now, if you haven’t already, stop getting out of the way of men walking toward you when you’re walking. It’s insane how many will be confused that you don’t change course for them.
Now, if you haven’t already, stop getting out of the way of men walking toward you when you’re walking. It’s insane how many will be confused that you don’t change course for them.
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I feel this so much 😭
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I feel this so much 😭
November 25, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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I feel this so much 😭
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I feel this so much 😭