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On Top And Well Hung
@ontopandwellhung.bsky.social
Top secret, one of a kind Mardi Gras stuff in development. Launch date TBA, soon!
(A non-bigoted company) 🏳️‍🌈🐶🎉
Pics in daylight
December 1, 2025 at 4:46 PM
And here’s awesome after
December 1, 2025 at 7:08 AM
Oh. I CAN post vids. #perimenopausebrain strikes again 🙄 Anyway, here’s blah before
December 1, 2025 at 7:05 AM
And here she is on the tree with her attack face exposed. I wish I could post a vid, I’m most proud of the difference in arm and wing movement. #weepingangeltreetopper #onceagothalwaysagoth #doctorwho #weepingangel #don’tblink #theyrefast #christmastree #treetopper #upcycle #beforeandafter
December 1, 2025 at 6:53 AM
I spent very little time on her face. (I just realized I forgot her tongue.) It’s an 8’ tree, her face is small, & I figured it wouldn’t take much to get the idea across. Facing facts, anyone who’s a Doctor Who fan is going to know exactly what she is. #morbid #christmashorror
December 1, 2025 at 6:46 AM
I wasn’t sure if I could turn her into a #weepingangel from #doctorwho & I didn’t want to spend a lot of time on it. I could in fact bend her arms and wings, and took a chance at disabling her head movement. It worked! Painting her dress was tedious. Just used thinned acrylic paint.
December 1, 2025 at 6:38 AM
Took a break from #ontopandwellhung to deck the halls. I got this animated topper in 93 or 94 @ Boscov’s, where I was a visual merchandiser. I used it nearly every year since, but my spawn hate it and last year revolted. Tonight on a whim I modified her. Here’s the #before #treetopper deets in alt
December 1, 2025 at 6:23 AM
I adopted my 75lb pibble when my daughter’s now ex-fiancé & my Jack Russel mix granddog lived w/us. My guy learned small dog tricks, such as zooming under the dining room chairs in a circle, uppies, & sitting on laps in too small chairs. He’s sure there’s room.
November 30, 2025 at 2:39 PM
It’s come to my attention that ppl online think I’m a dude. Maybe great marketing, but I don’t want to deceive or mislead anyone. My apologies to the truly sweet gay men who took the name literally - I am in fact an old lady w/a crude sense of humor. #ontopandwellhung #oldlady #notaman #sorryboys
November 28, 2025 at 4:48 PM
You’ve just died. 6th picture in your gallery is what killed you.

😭😭😭 I must have died from the grief of having missed it.
November 28, 2025 at 4:18 PM
You know the thing about rose colored glasses? 1. It’s true, everything does look nicer with them on (had a pair of pink-lensed sunglasses in 1998). 2. Hot pink drapes on east facing windows make for happier mornings. #nofilter #seealttext #whiteroomssuck #thanksgivingisalie #historywaswhitewashed
November 27, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Omg WHAT a face! I definitely have more pics of Robert Redford than of my kids (but my kids are all adults so I feel zero guilt 😁)
November 25, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Added alt text
Also, to everyone saying that the women journalists should have spoken up, too: Yes, truly, but think about who you’ve seen videos of standing up for women over the past few yrs. It’s ALMOST ALWAYS other women. Men need to get it the fuck together.
November 19, 2025 at 2:06 PM
#ASongOrMovieForTypesOfCars

The Thing (zero effort)
November 17, 2025 at 4:00 AM
I’m so close to getting back to my OnTop&WellHung project! Have a few touch ups on the shirt to do once the lettering’s dry, but that’s it. #JuiceWRLD #painting #oilpainting #portraitpainting #wip #art #artist #commissionedart #artcommission
November 16, 2025 at 2:55 AM
My nephew calls him a cartoon… because he’s consistently ridiculous. See alt text for context 😂 🐶
November 14, 2025 at 3:20 PM
The dog in question, who acts like he’s dying if he’s not touching me
November 14, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Turns out I didn’t finish this #painting yet because my dog’s been extra clingy. Almost there - but now there’s some #glitter included because like a dumbass I did some blending w/a poofy brush that I last used to brush loose glitter off of my secret project.🙄 #art #wip #oilpainting #juicewrld
November 14, 2025 at 12:09 AM
There’s an alien in my house! #invasion #aliens #hashslingingslasher #theood
November 10, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Post you from a different era: Newly 12, rockin’ the nonbinary Ralph Maccio look.

Fun fact: I’ve only ever seen The Karate Kid dubbed in Spanish.
November 8, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Added alt text 👍🏼 (sort of, idk who any of those people are)
November 7, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Added alt text 👍🏼
November 7, 2025 at 4:15 PM
PSA: Snap Chat filters work on #paintings.

Also the beta test successfully arrived at its destination, was NOT abducted, and only lost a few beads in transit.

Without further ado, I give you my #wip of Juice WRLD with my fave filter.
November 4, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Project’s on a brief hold while working on finishing this #oilpainting commission of #JuiceWRLD. (The beta test has, however, arrived in #neworleans ahead of schedule! Cross fingers for minimal bead loss during shipping). #art #artist #portrait #oiloncanvas #underpainting #wip #wetpaint
November 3, 2025 at 3:42 PM
(Added alt text 👍🏼)
November 2, 2025 at 1:16 PM