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On Top And Well Hung
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Pics in daylight
Weeping angel atop a Christmas tree, hands over her face The same weeping angel, exposing her face
December 1, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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And here’s awesome after
December 1, 2025 at 7:08 AM
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Oh. I CAN post vids. #perimenopausebrain strikes again 🙄 Anyway, here’s blah before
December 1, 2025 at 7:05 AM
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And here she is on the tree with her attack face exposed. I wish I could post a vid, I’m most proud of the difference in arm and wing movement. #weepingangeltreetopper #onceagothalwaysagoth #doctorwho #weepingangel #don’tblink #theyrefast #christmastree #treetopper #upcycle #beforeandafter
Weeping angel tree topper with her arms away from her attack face. It’s once again a pretty terrible quality pic.
December 1, 2025 at 6:53 AM
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I spent very little time on her face. (I just realized I forgot her tongue.) It’s an 8’ tree, her face is small, & I figured it wouldn’t take much to get the idea across. Facing facts, anyone who’s a Doctor Who fan is going to know exactly what she is. #morbid #christmashorror
Close up of the weeping angel’s face and chest. I’ve painted her in shades of grey and more or less managed to change her expression from boring white European angel to weeping angel attack face. It’s just good enough, but I kind of love her.
December 1, 2025 at 6:46 AM
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I wasn’t sure if I could turn her into a #weepingangel from #doctorwho & I didn’t want to spend a lot of time on it. I could in fact bend her arms and wings, and took a chance at disabling her head movement. It worked! Painting her dress was tedious. Just used thinned acrylic paint.
The same angel topper, but I’ve painted her in shades of grey, bent her arms so that they cover and uncover her face, bent her wings so they’re more sinister, ditched the stupid bow, and managed to remove the candle from her hand & move it under her dress with the other lights. That was the most nerve wracking part - the thing doesn’t work without the candle (I tried removing the bulb but it’s one of THOSE set ups where if one goes out, the whole ass thing is dead) & it already had a loose wire that I taped up. Here she’s on top of the tree with her face exposed. It’s not a great pic, because I’m short so had to zoom in and also it’s dark in my living room.
December 1, 2025 at 6:38 AM
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Took a break from #ontopandwellhung to deck the halls. I got this animated topper in 93 or 94 @ Boscov’s, where I was a visual merchandiser. I used it nearly every year since, but my spawn hate it and last year revolted. Tonight on a whim I modified her. Here’s the #before #treetopper deets in alt
A now vintage angel tree topper. She’s white, with porcelain head and hands, and strawberry blonde short flowy hair. She’s holding a “candle” in one hand and wearing an off white satin dress with bishop sleeves, dumb fake pearls, and a terrible gold bow that extends from the waist to the hem. She has padded wings. When plugged in, her arms & wings open and close while her head turns side to side. Her candle lights up and she also has lights under her dress.
December 1, 2025 at 6:23 AM
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I adopted my 75lb pibble when my daughter’s now ex-fiancé & my Jack Russel mix granddog lived w/us. My guy learned small dog tricks, such as zooming under the dining room chairs in a circle, uppies, & sitting on laps in too small chairs. He’s sure there’s room.
My husband holding our small Jack Russel mix granddog (Ollie) while sitting on a dining room chair. Our large red pit bull is pathetically asking to join in for uppies on the lap. My husband struggling to hold our large red pit bull (Robert Redford) on the same dining room chair. Robert Redford’s looking at me with a face that clearly says, “Mom, Dad’s not doing it right - I need you to stop what you’ve been doing for the past hour and start giving me uppies instead.” (He’s a mama’s boy)
November 30, 2025 at 2:39 PM
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It’s come to my attention that ppl online think I’m a dude. Maybe great marketing, but I don’t want to deceive or mislead anyone. My apologies to the truly sweet gay men who took the name literally - I am in fact an old lady w/a crude sense of humor. #ontopandwellhung #oldlady #notaman #sorryboys
I’m an aging white woman lounging against green pillows and a pink blanket, under a large headed red pitbull. I have long, curly black hair that’s rapidly greying and brown eyes. I have a nostril, septum, and Monroe piercings, all with gold jewelry. I’m wearing black v-neck tshirt that says “READING IS FUN” on top of a pentagram with a goat head reading a satanic bible. Robert Redford, my red pit bull, looking shocked
November 28, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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You’ve just died. 6th picture in your gallery is what killed you.

😭😭😭 I must have died from the grief of having missed it.
Screenshot of Heilung’s last ritual, at Dalhalla, Sweden. Former quarry, natural amphitheater, with water around the stage and large rock walls surrounding it. Trees are atop the rocks. There are fire and smoke effects on the stage. The seats are absolutely packed. I was not there 😭
November 28, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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You know the thing about rose colored glasses? 1. It’s true, everything does look nicer with them on (had a pair of pink-lensed sunglasses in 1998). 2. Hot pink drapes on east facing windows make for happier mornings. #nofilter #seealttext #whiteroomssuck #thanksgivingisalie #historywaswhitewashed
Breakfast nook: window to the left covered in colorfully striped curtains, window in front covered in hot pink curtains that the morning sun is shining through and turning everything a pinkish red. Along the left wall is the corner of a butcher block, an old 70s kitchen chair, a bookshelf with plants on top, and a 1956 pink Frigidaire range. Along the back wall is a small 1950s formica table also covered in plants, and to the right is a counter that separates the breakfast nook from the kitchen. There’s a full wall that extends the width of two cabinets. There are three bar stools along the counter, with open cabinets underneath. The hanging light is a large old slag glass tulip light, every petal is a different color (and it matches the striped curtains, which was why we bought the light). The floor is an ugly cheap ass white ceramic tile that destroys anything that a klutz like me drops on it and I hate it. But it reflects the pink-red curtain filtered morning sunlight beautifully, I’ll give it that.
November 27, 2025 at 2:43 PM
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Omg WHAT a face! I definitely have more pics of Robert Redford than of my kids (but my kids are all adults so I feel zero guilt 😁)
My red pit bull, Robert Redford, curled up into a tight ball asleep between my black scrubs-clad legs. There’s a yarn bowl with orange-yellow yarn in it and a tiny sweater knitting project on one of my legs.
November 25, 2025 at 2:14 PM
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Also, to everyone saying that the women journalists should have spoken up, too: Yes, truly, but think about who you’ve seen videos of standing up for women over the past few yrs. It’s ALMOST ALWAYS other women. Men need to get it the fuck together.
Post by verobond of photo of Trump talking to reporters on Air Force one, with emboldened caption underneath: Every male reporter who sat in Air Force One and said nothing when Trump said "quiet piggy" to a female Bloomberg reporter is absolutely part of the problem.
November 19, 2025 at 2:06 PM
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#ASongOrMovieForTypesOfCars

The Thing (zero effort)
Blu Ray case for John Carpenter’s The Thing (1982). A human shape in a parka has bright light blasting out of the hood and is surrounded by snow and ice White and blue Volkswagen Thing with a black convertible top and blue wall tires
November 17, 2025 at 4:00 AM
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I’m so close to getting back to my OnTop&WellHung project! Have a few touch ups on the shirt to do once the lettering’s dry, but that’s it. #JuiceWRLD #painting #oilpainting #portraitpainting #wip #art #artist #commissionedart #artcommission
Almost finished painting of Juice World in a bright yellow Ransom t-shirt, with a spot light shining down from the upper right through pink and purple smoke machine smoke.
November 16, 2025 at 2:55 AM
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My nephew calls him a cartoon… because he’s consistently ridiculous. See alt text for context 😂 🐶
My red pitbull, Robert Redford, sits on my husband’s lap on a dining room chair. He is not a small pittie, but is sure that he’s the same size as his Jack Russel nephew, and therefore demands the same uppies. On this day, I’d been cleaning and repairing a sewing a machine for a few hours, which were hours not spent cuddling him, hence his pathetic look at me. That look is saying, “Do you see this? Dad had to give me uppies since you’re busy, and he’s not doing it right. I hope you’re happy. I may die.”
November 14, 2025 at 3:20 PM
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The dog in question, who acts like he’s dying if he’s not touching me
My red pitbull is sleeping on our bed with his head resting on my sock-clad foot.
November 14, 2025 at 12:17 AM
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Turns out I didn’t finish this #painting yet because my dog’s been extra clingy. Almost there - but now there’s some #glitter included because like a dumbass I did some blending w/a poofy brush that I last used to brush loose glitter off of my secret project.🙄 #art #wip #oilpainting #juicewrld
Painting in progress of Juice WRLD in a bright yellow t shirt with “Ransom” on the front, with a spotlight shining down from the upper right corner through swirly pink and purple smoke machine fog.
November 14, 2025 at 12:09 AM
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There’s an alien in my house! #invasion #aliens #hashslingingslasher #theood
A pinkish, quite textured …thing that has glowing red bits inside curved structures. It kind of resembles the Ood that were being mind-controlled in a couple of episodes of Doctor Who.
November 10, 2025 at 10:50 PM
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Post you from a different era: Newly 12, rockin’ the nonbinary Ralph Maccio look.

Fun fact: I’ve only ever seen The Karate Kid dubbed in Spanish.
An androgynous 12 year old with short black hair and dark eyes is wearing a blue tank top and ridiculous long dark red press on nails while drinking instant lemonade out of a glass with ducks on it. Because it was 1987 and moms everywhere were obsessed with duck decor. I look like I could be Ralph Maccio’s younger sibling.
November 8, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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Added alt text 👍🏼 (sort of, idk who any of those people are)
Split screen, man on left, woman on right, at top is a profile pic with the username @amygdalainuse Underneath it says: My sources are telling me that Mike Grindr Johnson is waiting to seat Adelita Grijalva until Dec. 2nd When Tennessee holds its special election between MAGA Matt Van Epps and Democrat Aftyn Behn expecting a Van Epps victory to cancel out Adelita's vote to release the Epstein/Trump Files. I'm calling on Nashville, Clarksville, and Franklin to flip this seat blue, and spoil their plan to protect ped*philes.
November 7, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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Text superimposed over a grayscale pic of Trump in profile (squinting in confusion and pouting like a toddler as usual) reads: "This is brutal. The final scene of a Narcissist is always a descent into Madness." Heather Cox Richardson
November 7, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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PSA: Snap Chat filters work on #paintings.

Also the beta test successfully arrived at its destination, was NOT abducted, and only lost a few beads in transit.

Without further ado, I give you my #wip of Juice WRLD with my fave filter.
Painting in progress, portrait of Juice WRLD. The background is purple and pink smoke with a spotlight shining down from the upper right. He’s wearing a bright yellow Ransom t-shirt and his skin is still in the underpainting phase so it’s monochromatic in blue. The totally disgusted Snap Chat filter captured him, so he’s looking down wide-eyed and sneering. If you need a laugh, I urge you to hit art with those filters.
November 4, 2025 at 2:30 AM
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Project’s on a brief hold while working on finishing this #oilpainting commission of #JuiceWRLD. (The beta test has, however, arrived in #neworleans ahead of schedule! Cross fingers for minimal bead loss during shipping). #art #artist #portrait #oiloncanvas #underpainting #wip #wetpaint
On the easel is a 12”x18” oil painting in progress of the late rapper Juice WRLD. the background is much warmer in person but presents in this pic as a cooler purple mist with a spotlight shining down in the upper right corner. Juice WRLD is facing front but smiling to his right, his dreads akimbo. He’s wearing a bright yellow t-shirt with “Ransom” and his name under it in Gothic calligraphy. His skin and hair are currently in the underpainting stage and are in monochromatic blue.
November 3, 2025 at 3:42 PM
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Photo montage of JD Vance doing PDAs with The Widow Kirk, standing with his current wife, Usha, and hovering threateningly over the late Pope Francis, who looks unimpressed.
November 2, 2025 at 1:16 PM