Our menu has recently changed. It changed in 2017, but time is different past age 35.

His foster name is M’Lemonade.

It’s always so OILY!

Why does this meal have home fries AND rice and a toddler portion of broccoli?

This was a short video where the shaky AI spoon wandered onto the screen and instead of picking up the food, picked up the lemon. Note the yellow sauce.

Seriously, where are the shrimp tails?

The recipe says shrimp poppers with spicy ranch. I screenshot it initially because of the perfectly donut shaped shrimp with a yellow sauce that is definitely not ranch. I’m an American and my dad is from Minnesota so I know ranch.

Initially it tried to show me tons of right wing ragebait. That stopped once my friends found me and it caught on that I’d definitely prefer weird fake movie sequels (thread to come?).

Personally, I do things not because they’re easy, but because I incorrectly thought they’d be easy