Kind of embarrassing because this was a pretty mediocre run. But I love found footage. The best was Livestream, the most interesting was MKHEXE.
November 21, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Kind of embarrassing because this was a pretty mediocre run. But I love found footage. The best was Livestream, the most interesting was MKHEXE.
I’m fostering the funniest little guy in Seattle, and I think he’s almost ready for Petfinder. His turnons are gentle butt scratches, playing with a paintbrush, and making adorable squeaks. His turnoffs are static electricity, humans who use fingernails when they pet him, and garbage trucks.
November 14, 2025 at 2:56 AM
I’m fostering the funniest little guy in Seattle, and I think he’s almost ready for Petfinder. His turnons are gentle butt scratches, playing with a paintbrush, and making adorable squeaks. His turnoffs are static electricity, humans who use fingernails when they pet him, and garbage trucks.
This was a short video where the shaky AI spoon wandered onto the screen and instead of picking up the food, picked up the lemon. Note the yellow sauce.
November 11, 2025 at 9:04 PM
This was a short video where the shaky AI spoon wandered onto the screen and instead of picking up the food, picked up the lemon. Note the yellow sauce.
The recipe says shrimp poppers with spicy ranch. I screenshot it initially because of the perfectly donut shaped shrimp with a yellow sauce that is definitely not ranch. I’m an American and my dad is from Minnesota so I know ranch.
November 11, 2025 at 8:56 PM
The recipe says shrimp poppers with spicy ranch. I screenshot it initially because of the perfectly donut shaped shrimp with a yellow sauce that is definitely not ranch. I’m an American and my dad is from Minnesota so I know ranch.
Trump take fish ladder
November 2, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Trump take fish ladder
Google AI search results taking the coveted top spot on the SERP for this unmitigated slop. Bravo. Definitely keep this experimental garbage at the top, I love wasting my time.
August 22, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Google AI search results taking the coveted top spot on the SERP for this unmitigated slop. Bravo. Definitely keep this experimental garbage at the top, I love wasting my time.
SeaTac is all back rooms
July 9, 2025 at 1:09 PM
SeaTac is all back rooms
Post a problematic "would": Horror edition.
May 30, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Post a problematic "would": Horror edition.
I took this photo in 1989. I thought it was pleasantly outdated.
January 22, 2025 at 5:48 PM
I took this photo in 1989. I thought it was pleasantly outdated.
This recipe contains neither salt nor lavender, just a shitty AI summary unable to cope with edge cases. The recipe is good, though. I parboiled the sprouts first.
December 26, 2024 at 1:32 AM
This recipe contains neither salt nor lavender, just a shitty AI summary unable to cope with edge cases. The recipe is good, though. I parboiled the sprouts first.
Completely obsessed with @flightradar24.com new game, Skycards. I’m furious that I just lost a card battle because it thinks the gulfstream has a speed of one knot per hour. Still love the game. Download it!
November 18, 2024 at 11:33 PM
Completely obsessed with @flightradar24.com new game, Skycards. I’m furious that I just lost a card battle because it thinks the gulfstream has a speed of one knot per hour. Still love the game. Download it!
Search your camera roll for “hell”
October 10, 2024 at 8:56 PM
Search your camera roll for “hell”
Every day is the best day of his life since I bought the window feeder.
September 1, 2024 at 12:36 AM
Every day is the best day of his life since I bought the window feeder.
I have had a long career in tech. I’ve received many t-shirts and mugs and lanyards and keychains. My Tumblr tumbler is easily top 3.
July 8, 2024 at 6:01 PM
I have had a long career in tech. I’ve received many t-shirts and mugs and lanyards and keychains. My Tumblr tumbler is easily top 3.
I bought this shirt from Valleywag so many years ago. Sadly, it was too small. And now anyone who might get the joke is long gone. Along with Valleywag.
March 30, 2024 at 10:03 PM
I bought this shirt from Valleywag so many years ago. Sadly, it was too small. And now anyone who might get the joke is long gone. Along with Valleywag.
Living their nightmare.
March 29, 2024 at 2:44 PM
Living their nightmare.
Product taxonomy upset of the day: I can’t even. These are clearly BUTTON UP shirts, not BUTTON DOWN shirts.
February 13, 2024 at 7:51 PM
Product taxonomy upset of the day: I can’t even. These are clearly BUTTON UP shirts, not BUTTON DOWN shirts.
A proper ontology would tell google that you can’t have a current position if you have a cause of death.
February 12, 2024 at 10:30 PM
A proper ontology would tell google that you can’t have a current position if you have a cause of death.
Bluesky's open, quote one picture of your cat to promote your cat.
February 7, 2024 at 10:56 PM
Bluesky's open, quote one picture of your cat to promote your cat.
Google demonstrates the need for ontology logic on a knowledge graph. You should know that crabs are not natural predators of Amelia Earhart and that Amelia wasn’t discovered 80 years ago.
January 28, 2024 at 6:23 PM
Google demonstrates the need for ontology logic on a knowledge graph. You should know that crabs are not natural predators of Amelia Earhart and that Amelia wasn’t discovered 80 years ago.
Tell us a perfect album that came out when you were sixteen.
December 9, 2023 at 1:50 AM
Tell us a perfect album that came out when you were sixteen.
Using only a restaurant photo, show us where you went to college.
November 29, 2023 at 3:40 PM
Using only a restaurant photo, show us where you went to college.