onstuh
@onstuh.bsky.social
Coding for a living. Crows are God's gift to mankind.
Do not contact me with unsolicited services.
Do not contact me with unsolicited services.
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Muffled Gunshot Heard From Inside Otto The Orange Costume
December 22, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Muffled Gunshot Heard From Inside Otto The Orange Costume
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![Vertical comic structured like flow chart. (1) Einstein had an insight that overturned physics, thus proving his value. (2) I hope *I* have value. I’ll try to have an insight that overturns physics, to check. (3) [Time Passes] (4) Oh no! My insight didn’t overturn physics! But I don’t think I’m worthless… [arrows to two different options] (5a) Healthy Path: Maybe this was not a well-thought-out test of my value. (5b) Path of Ruin: The establishment must be *suppressing* my insight!](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreihhxykbw72fblbjeupqscutarbdowk73mhsdkqrtzjwrpzqzamjem@jpeg)
October 16, 2025 at 8:12 PM
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September 7, 2025 at 3:09 AM
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A "roll cloud" spotted off the coast of Portugal looked like something out of a movie.
Here’s the science behind it: https://trib.al/jLWJ0M3
Here’s the science behind it: https://trib.al/jLWJ0M3
July 4, 2025 at 3:00 PM
A "roll cloud" spotted off the coast of Portugal looked like something out of a movie.
Here’s the science behind it: https://trib.al/jLWJ0M3
Here’s the science behind it: https://trib.al/jLWJ0M3
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“Elon’s going to be back any minute, so make sure to throw some dirty clothes next to the bathroom sink to make it seem like we’ve been showering here,” said Tesla engineer Todd Costello theonion.com/tesla-e...
Tesla Employees Scramble To Make Office Look Like They’ve Been Sleeping There
AUSTIN, TX—In an effort to give the impression that they had been burning the midnight oil while CEO Elon Musk was away in Washington, D.C., employees at Tesla reportedly scrambled Thursday to make the office look like they’d been sleeping there. “Elon’s going to be back any minute, so make sure to throw some dirty […]
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May 30, 2025 at 11:30 PM
“Elon’s going to be back any minute, so make sure to throw some dirty clothes next to the bathroom sink to make it seem like we’ve been showering here,” said Tesla engineer Todd Costello theonion.com/tesla-e...
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Restaurant Turns Out To Be Spanish, Not Mexican
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May 30, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Restaurant Turns Out To Be Spanish, Not Mexican
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And the biggest disaster imo was this robot called Shennong, which has a Gundam head, four drone propellers, and sits on eight wheels (not clear how that alone wasn’t disqualifying). It immediately twirled in two circles after taking off, hit the wall, and dragged down its human operators with it.
April 19, 2025 at 9:05 PM
And the biggest disaster imo was this robot called Shennong, which has a Gundam head, four drone propellers, and sits on eight wheels (not clear how that alone wasn’t disqualifying). It immediately twirled in two circles after taking off, hit the wall, and dragged down its human operators with it.
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Saw this in nyc
March 10, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Saw this in nyc
Why are folks scheduling Office Hours on the 26th?!
Dude, talk to your family, your kids miss you...
Dude, talk to your family, your kids miss you...
December 21, 2024 at 3:58 PM
Why are folks scheduling Office Hours on the 26th?!
Dude, talk to your family, your kids miss you...
Dude, talk to your family, your kids miss you...
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Over there you have to bow to the biggest influencer to get influence. That’s how it’s designed.
Here, everyone controls their own experience. There is no one influencer defining how to algorithmically amplify trolls and mis-information
This place is not Twitter. You control your experience
Here, everyone controls their own experience. There is no one influencer defining how to algorithmically amplify trolls and mis-information
This place is not Twitter. You control your experience
December 5, 2024 at 4:39 PM
Over there you have to bow to the biggest influencer to get influence. That’s how it’s designed.
Here, everyone controls their own experience. There is no one influencer defining how to algorithmically amplify trolls and mis-information
This place is not Twitter. You control your experience
Here, everyone controls their own experience. There is no one influencer defining how to algorithmically amplify trolls and mis-information
This place is not Twitter. You control your experience
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November 26, 2024 at 10:51 PM
Just got my first e-reader~
Let's see if it exceeds the feel of raw paper.
Let's see if it exceeds the feel of raw paper.
December 2, 2024 at 4:07 AM
Just got my first e-reader~
Let's see if it exceeds the feel of raw paper.
Let's see if it exceeds the feel of raw paper.
heard someone say that this is the nicotine patch equivalent for social media so I had to give it a shot
November 28, 2024 at 4:27 PM
heard someone say that this is the nicotine patch equivalent for social media so I had to give it a shot