Owen
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trying very hard not to just jump off the roof. sad, scared, queer. he/him
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@onnapnewo.bsky.social
· Jan 22
oh god am i arguing with a bot
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Lucky Fan Wins Open-Heart Surgery From Stars Of ‘The Pitt’ https://theonion.com/lucky-fan-wins-open-heart-surgery-from-stars-of-the-pitt/
October 2, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Lucky Fan Wins Open-Heart Surgery From Stars Of ‘The Pitt’ https://theonion.com/lucky-fan-wins-open-heart-surgery-from-stars-of-the-pitt/
i think we failed as a country when we kept buying the songs where justin timberlake beatboxed
September 19, 2025 at 8:44 AM
i think we failed as a country when we kept buying the songs where justin timberlake beatboxed
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Trump Spends Entire U.K. Trip Trying To Figure Out Where He Knows Prince Andrew From
Trump Spends Entire U.K. Trip Trying To Figure Out Where He Knows Prince Andrew From
LONDON—Claiming that he recognized the member of the royal family, but his memory was hazy, President Donald Trump has spent his entire trip to the U.K. trying to figure out where he knows Prince Andr...
theonion.com
September 18, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Trump Spends Entire U.K. Trip Trying To Figure Out Where He Knows Prince Andrew From
am i insane for having a very clear memory of a beat in Back to the Future in which (spoilers) after Marty returns to 1985 and the DeLorean won’t start, he shrugs and bangs the steering wheel with his head because the car started up again after stalling out similarly in 1955?
September 13, 2025 at 7:33 PM
am i insane for having a very clear memory of a beat in Back to the Future in which (spoilers) after Marty returns to 1985 and the DeLorean won’t start, he shrugs and bangs the steering wheel with his head because the car started up again after stalling out similarly in 1955?
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The remake of SILENCE OF THE LAMBS in which Dr. Lecter outwits Kash Patel by jingling his keys at him is going be awesome.
a close up of a cat 's face with big eyes .
ALT: a close up of a cat 's face with big eyes .
media.tenor.com
September 12, 2025 at 6:22 AM
The remake of SILENCE OF THE LAMBS in which Dr. Lecter outwits Kash Patel by jingling his keys at him is going be awesome.
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i guess what i don’t understand is how nobody has seized on how absolutely pro-crime and pro-criminal republicans’ position of “if we introduce gun regulations, criminals will just get them anyway so god forbid we make it even remotely more difficult for them to do so” is
September 11, 2025 at 5:07 PM
i guess what i don’t understand is how nobody has seized on how absolutely pro-crime and pro-criminal republicans’ position of “if we introduce gun regulations, criminals will just get them anyway so god forbid we make it even remotely more difficult for them to do so” is
it’s incredibly thin! thinnest iphone ever! (except for the thicker part, we don’t talk about him)
September 9, 2025 at 5:45 PM
it’s incredibly thin! thinnest iphone ever! (except for the thicker part, we don’t talk about him)
oh cool we’re back to apple being so obsessed with making something thin and light instead of giving it features
September 9, 2025 at 5:43 PM
oh cool we’re back to apple being so obsessed with making something thin and light instead of giving it features
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man i really love being dismissed out of hand when i have the absolute temerity to talk about something i have an interest in
August 31, 2025 at 6:08 AM
man i really love being dismissed out of hand when i have the absolute temerity to talk about something i have an interest in
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Remember when COVID vaccines were first available? Remember how they saved lives and helped us move toward normalcy? Remember how relieved and grateful we were? Remember how amazing our healthcare workers were? Remember how science rescued us?
August 28, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Remember when COVID vaccines were first available? Remember how they saved lives and helped us move toward normalcy? Remember how relieved and grateful we were? Remember how amazing our healthcare workers were? Remember how science rescued us?
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Tom Lehrer made all of his music 100% public domain so if seeing people sad about his death makes you want to check them out… it’s free. he wanted you to share them.
tomlehrersongs.com
tomlehrersongs.com
July 27, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Tom Lehrer made all of his music 100% public domain so if seeing people sad about his death makes you want to check them out… it’s free. he wanted you to share them.
tomlehrersongs.com
tomlehrersongs.com
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CBS canceled Colbert’s show just THREE DAYS after Colbert called out CBS parent company Paramount for its $16M settlement with Trump – a deal that looks like bribery.
America deserves to know if his show was canceled for political reasons.
Watch and share his message.
America deserves to know if his show was canceled for political reasons.
Watch and share his message.
July 18, 2025 at 12:15 AM
CBS canceled Colbert’s show just THREE DAYS after Colbert called out CBS parent company Paramount for its $16M settlement with Trump – a deal that looks like bribery.
America deserves to know if his show was canceled for political reasons.
Watch and share his message.
America deserves to know if his show was canceled for political reasons.
Watch and share his message.
there is one too many eighth rests in the second bar of the toy piano opening to Borderline by Madonna and it always drives me insane
July 14, 2025 at 8:31 PM
there is one too many eighth rests in the second bar of the toy piano opening to Borderline by Madonna and it always drives me insane
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Anyone who regards the uncontrolled spread of Covid-19 as anything less than an extreme threat to the long-term survival of the human community is totally, completely, absolutely wrong.
#COVID19
#COVID19
July 7, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Anyone who regards the uncontrolled spread of Covid-19 as anything less than an extreme threat to the long-term survival of the human community is totally, completely, absolutely wrong.
#COVID19
#COVID19
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It’s astounding how much people want to delude themselves into thinking COVID is done and dusted. Like, you can present evidence Ace Attorney style. Hold it up to their face.
And they will manufacture lies TO THEMSELVES in real time. Which they then spread to others.
And they will manufacture lies TO THEMSELVES in real time. Which they then spread to others.
July 7, 2025 at 4:30 AM
It’s astounding how much people want to delude themselves into thinking COVID is done and dusted. Like, you can present evidence Ace Attorney style. Hold it up to their face.
And they will manufacture lies TO THEMSELVES in real time. Which they then spread to others.
And they will manufacture lies TO THEMSELVES in real time. Which they then spread to others.
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Ha!
@gailsimone.bsky.social my 13 year old daughter, a huge X-Men fan and enjoying your run, just shared this with me.
July 5, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Ha!
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Movie: Shrek
Language: Māori
Country: New Zealand
Language: Māori
Country: New Zealand
July 4, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Movie: Shrek
Language: Māori
Country: New Zealand
Language: Māori
Country: New Zealand
remember when the supreme court was only too happy to allow lower courts to block student debt relief? it’s almost like the government wants us dead
June 28, 2025 at 3:42 AM
remember when the supreme court was only too happy to allow lower courts to block student debt relief? it’s almost like the government wants us dead
i love songs from the pov of a criminal sung by people who would never do those things. christopher cross, i love you, but there is no way you went on a murder spree and engaged in a cross-country chase to get to the Mexican border
June 26, 2025 at 5:35 PM
i love songs from the pov of a criminal sung by people who would never do those things. christopher cross, i love you, but there is no way you went on a murder spree and engaged in a cross-country chase to get to the Mexican border
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the NYT games department has an interesting concept of "half-finished crossword"
June 14, 2025 at 6:26 PM
the NYT games department has an interesting concept of "half-finished crossword"