Nic
@onmylastnirv.bsky.social
A real man oughta be a little stupid | Full Stack Engineer, Ohio State alum (he/him)
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Nic
@onmylastnirv.bsky.social
· Jan 10
Optimus Prime with a huge wagon
Why everybody keep talking about Al Gore’s rhythm?
November 24, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Why everybody keep talking about Al Gore’s rhythm?
Fighting gamer at the strip club annoyed because the performers keep doing the same moves
November 15, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Fighting gamer at the strip club annoyed because the performers keep doing the same moves
Farting after eating glass, call em a glass blower
October 28, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Farting after eating glass, call em a glass blower
Pervert on the internet call em a packet sniffer
August 20, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Pervert on the internet call em a packet sniffer
Jude Law starting an onlyfans called Lewd Jaw
August 13, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Jude Law starting an onlyfans called Lewd Jaw
Yeah I think I’m gonna bloark
August 8, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Yeah I think I’m gonna bloark
Guy who takes viagra as a suppository
July 30, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Guy who takes viagra as a suppository
going bonanza off the funky like donkey bong
July 17, 2025 at 5:47 PM
going bonanza off the funky like donkey bong
It’s a bit overpriced but Jurassic Park has incredible food
July 8, 2025 at 6:54 PM
It’s a bit overpriced but Jurassic Park has incredible food
Yeah his career tanked due to his personal decisions but The Joker’s early stuff still kind of holds up
June 30, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Yeah his career tanked due to his personal decisions but The Joker’s early stuff still kind of holds up
Mario kart world peace
June 24, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Mario kart world peace
I would treat Mrs. Bowser so much better than him. Jr needs a real father figure.
June 17, 2025 at 5:11 PM
I would treat Mrs. Bowser so much better than him. Jr needs a real father figure.
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damn, you telling me p!nk juiced this lemon??
June 14, 2025 at 12:07 AM
damn, you telling me p!nk juiced this lemon??
Babe son or Charlotte’s Web daughter
June 9, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Babe son or Charlotte’s Web daughter
Teletubbies need to be included on the list of organized crime syndicates
May 23, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Teletubbies need to be included on the list of organized crime syndicates
Dudes in grocery stores be like: Chicken Stocky!
May 12, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Dudes in grocery stores be like: Chicken Stocky!
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pope leo? yeah i love that little guy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
May 8, 2025 at 6:07 PM
pope leo? yeah i love that little guy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Smoking that punxsutawney phil pack the way I don’t want to get out of bed and see my own shadow
May 5, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Smoking that punxsutawney phil pack the way I don’t want to get out of bed and see my own shadow
In the barbershop like shaving private ryan
April 29, 2025 at 8:47 PM
In the barbershop like shaving private ryan
We all know someone who eats like a Charles Dickens character
April 18, 2025 at 2:06 PM
We all know someone who eats like a Charles Dickens character
Hearing rumors that the Cookie Monster committed regicide in 1987. Somebody needs to get to the bottom of this.
April 16, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Hearing rumors that the Cookie Monster committed regicide in 1987. Somebody needs to get to the bottom of this.
Paid of your home call you Mortgage Freeman
April 14, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Paid of your home call you Mortgage Freeman
Chat GPT recipe guy at the grocery store: where the hell is the extroverted olive oil
March 31, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Chat GPT recipe guy at the grocery store: where the hell is the extroverted olive oil