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Jordan
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I’ll make it to the moon if I have to crawl.

Tattooed. Vegetarian. Married. Oregon. Animal mom. Leftist.
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Spineless, yellow-bellied, lily-livered, weak-kneed, pusillanimous chickenshits.
February 20, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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No, but if you’re looking for one, I am aware of a guy you work with that was indicted four times and convicted of thirty-four felonies.
February 20, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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February 20, 2025 at 8:27 PM
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This is your daily reminder that both Merrick Garland and Mitch McConnell can go fuck themselves forever and ever.
February 5, 2025 at 1:41 PM
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A message to Elon Musk’s staffers: Your names are known, and America will ensure you never get another job again.
February 5, 2025 at 12:37 AM
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just your reminder that even if tiktok is back, trump is still a want-to-be dictator, capitalist, r@cist, & r@pist !
January 19, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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Oh to be a frog napping on a bed of pink petals
November 21, 2024 at 5:59 AM
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Period
November 21, 2024 at 12:24 PM