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If I send you this it means I need 20k this week
February 4, 2025 at 7:47 PM
If I send you this it means I need 20k this week
I’m obsessed with the American woman in Pakistan get her a reality show
February 3, 2025 at 8:23 AM
I’m obsessed with the American woman in Pakistan get her a reality show
Update: I start next week
Me 🤝 applying for a job and mentally spending the money before I’ve even been called back to interview
January 30, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Update: I start next week
The thought of going to work tomorrow makes me want to vomit
December 8, 2024 at 10:11 PM
The thought of going to work tomorrow makes me want to vomit
Being sick makes you question everything you’ve done in your life, like what have I done to deserve this?
December 8, 2024 at 8:28 PM
Being sick makes you question everything you’ve done in your life, like what have I done to deserve this?
I hope the person who got me sick is on life support rn 😭 they’ve cost me two weeks and counting of my life
December 8, 2024 at 8:27 PM
I hope the person who got me sick is on life support rn 😭 they’ve cost me two weeks and counting of my life
Having to work for money is so ghettaux, I’m so embarrassed. It’s time I’m paid to exist
December 1, 2024 at 8:49 PM
Having to work for money is so ghettaux, I’m so embarrassed. It’s time I’m paid to exist
Went on Twitter for 2 minutes and everyone is arguing with each other
December 1, 2024 at 9:57 AM
Went on Twitter for 2 minutes and everyone is arguing with each other
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Me 🤝 applying for a job and mentally spending the money before I’ve even been called back to interview
November 21, 2024 at 11:15 AM
Me 🤝 applying for a job and mentally spending the money before I’ve even been called back to interview
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Not being born into wealth is, like, top three worst things that ever happened to me
November 18, 2024 at 10:50 AM
Not being born into wealth is, like, top three worst things that ever happened to me
Whitney Houston, mind you I was in the club!
have y’all ever cried over a celebrity death? my first and only one was Bernie Mac lmao
November 18, 2024 at 7:23 PM
Whitney Houston, mind you I was in the club!
Apple will not swindle £8.99 out of me a month?! I refuse. There’s gotta be an easier way of compressing my pics and vids
November 18, 2024 at 10:11 AM
Apple will not swindle £8.99 out of me a month?! I refuse. There’s gotta be an easier way of compressing my pics and vids
The two Black people left last 👀#imaceleb
November 17, 2024 at 9:43 PM
The two Black people left last 👀#imaceleb
Why doesn’t blue sky have trends??
November 17, 2024 at 9:22 PM
Why doesn’t blue sky have trends??
They should have never have said they was an app for everybody!
The Spill app looking at us log into Bluesky everyday.
November 17, 2024 at 6:39 PM
They should have never have said they was an app for everybody!
Where’s the trending topics bit in this gaff?
November 17, 2024 at 6:35 PM
Where’s the trending topics bit in this gaff?
Keep accidentally opening X instead of blue sky and every time I’m like jumpscare
November 17, 2024 at 6:25 PM
Keep accidentally opening X instead of blue sky and every time I’m like jumpscare
On the last ep of Cross ☹️
November 17, 2024 at 6:09 PM
On the last ep of Cross ☹️
Not to brag but I bought a round of drinks for 6 people in central London last night for £33.
November 17, 2024 at 2:49 PM
Not to brag but I bought a round of drinks for 6 people in central London last night for £33.
The lack of ads on this app *chefs kiss*
November 17, 2024 at 2:48 PM
The lack of ads on this app *chefs kiss*
Ngl this is the last app I have in me. I’m too old to keep moving homes
November 17, 2024 at 2:17 PM
Ngl this is the last app I have in me. I’m too old to keep moving homes