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Emeline
@onlyemeline.bsky.social
I have issues. And children. I'm here for my own entertainment.
I personally love this bit. Only Elon was never elected.
March 1, 2025 at 5:10 PM
This one. As much as I didn't want to know more about him, this made me understand just how deep some of his flaws run.
February 28, 2025 at 3:51 PM
I'm starting to fear cutting bell peppers.
February 18, 2025 at 3:26 AM
I think I was going for a "Let them eat cake" feel, but this is how my journaling ended last night.
February 15, 2025 at 1:54 AM
How this showed up on my feed💀💀💀
February 14, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Wait. I swear I missed this question on a test in junior high. If THEY don't know, then how do they know I was wrong?! I'm mildly concerned about which flags are about to be thrown up down this rabbit hole, but if Nero could fiddle...
February 14, 2025 at 4:15 AM
If I tried either of these things after the last two weeks, I might actually snap
February 6, 2025 at 6:11 AM
#USProtests #protest #DeportElon #HumanRights

Not the biggest crowd I've seen, but there were more inside. On a freezing, windy day with an ice storm moving in, and in a red state, it wasn't a bad turnout. Plenty of people drove by cheering and honking, too. We will be heard.
February 5, 2025 at 10:26 PM
I need both of these to happen ASAP
February 5, 2025 at 3:21 AM
February 4, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Word to your mother:
February 3, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Tell me you're a proud racist without TELLING me you're a proud racist
January 31, 2025 at 12:24 AM
January 30, 2025 at 4:54 AM
New bling for my ride. No one can say they weren't warned.
January 27, 2025 at 8:23 PM
January 25, 2025 at 12:15 AM
She said "post-birth" which means after it's been born. I hope that clears things up because I don't feel like getting out my crayons.

Oh. It's "you're" BTW. Hope the image below helps!
January 24, 2025 at 11:55 PM
That's one juicy pepper😳
January 23, 2025 at 1:15 AM
To settle a question on how flammable wool is, I did a little experiment.

*Disclaimer*
Any resemblance to any persons living or dead is purely coincidental
January 20, 2025 at 8:52 PM
If you think this isn't part of a bigger plan, you're not even trying to pay attention. I have to consider if #TikTok is worth keeping an account on after this. It feels icky.
January 19, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Never in my life has an article of clothing spoken to me like this. I feel SEEN
January 19, 2025 at 3:19 AM
January 17, 2025 at 3:00 AM
It needs to warm up a few more degrees so I can make proper snowmen. This cold ruins the packing quality.
January 9, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Someone I visited for the holidays was embarrassed about getting NFL socks for a non-local favorite, but had this proudly displayed on the lawn😂
January 1, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Post-festivities chill time
December 26, 2024 at 1:08 AM
"You're king of the who?"
December 14, 2024 at 11:15 PM