Emeline
@onlyemeline.bsky.social
I have issues. And children. I'm here for my own entertainment.
It's crazy how we want so much diversity in dog breeds that we have to buy special food for each one, but when it comes to people, less is more
May 13, 2025 at 2:18 AM
It's crazy how we want so much diversity in dog breeds that we have to buy special food for each one, but when it comes to people, less is more
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Linda McMahon, Secretary of Education, sent Harvard a letter.
They graded it.
Bwahahaha.
They graded it.
Bwahahaha.
May 7, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Linda McMahon, Secretary of Education, sent Harvard a letter.
They graded it.
Bwahahaha.
They graded it.
Bwahahaha.
Do with this information what you will.
Election Discrepancies: Unveiling the Truth, Nathan Taylor from Election Truth Alliance
YouTube video by The Mark Thompson Show
youtu.be
March 14, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Do with this information what you will.
Every single time that Duolingo owl pops up and says "wubby," I feel this itch to set something on fire.
March 8, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Every single time that Duolingo owl pops up and says "wubby," I feel this itch to set something on fire.
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Canadians are now referring to the United States as the 11th province
February 21, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Canadians are now referring to the United States as the 11th province
This child I grew just criticized my eating grass when I was about 7. My child, we did not have the internet or even Nintendo. We did not fear the grass. We grew up touching it.
February 21, 2025 at 3:35 AM
This child I grew just criticized my eating grass when I was about 7. My child, we did not have the internet or even Nintendo. We did not fear the grass. We grew up touching it.
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Donald Trump is a clear and present danger to the entire free world.
February 19, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Donald Trump is a clear and present danger to the entire free world.
Okay, but what if we just pretend he doesn't exist until he completely loses it and does whatever it is we're stressing over thinking he might do? At least the waiting would be over.
February 18, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Okay, but what if we just pretend he doesn't exist until he completely loses it and does whatever it is we're stressing over thinking he might do? At least the waiting would be over.
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Elon Musk is a terrible president!
February 7, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Elon Musk is a terrible president!
I'm starting to fear cutting bell peppers.
February 18, 2025 at 3:26 AM
I'm starting to fear cutting bell peppers.
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This is why you fight these cowards.
The moment you stand up to them, they crumble.
Homan has nothing. The Fourth Amendment is clear and I am well within my duties to educate people of their rights.
He can threaten me with jail and call names all he wants. He’s got nothing else.
The moment you stand up to them, they crumble.
Homan has nothing. The Fourth Amendment is clear and I am well within my duties to educate people of their rights.
He can threaten me with jail and call names all he wants. He’s got nothing else.
a stammering Tom Homan on AOC: "She's the dumbest congresswoman ever elected to Congress."
February 18, 2025 at 3:17 AM
This is why you fight these cowards.
The moment you stand up to them, they crumble.
Homan has nothing. The Fourth Amendment is clear and I am well within my duties to educate people of their rights.
He can threaten me with jail and call names all he wants. He’s got nothing else.
The moment you stand up to them, they crumble.
Homan has nothing. The Fourth Amendment is clear and I am well within my duties to educate people of their rights.
He can threaten me with jail and call names all he wants. He’s got nothing else.
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CDC source:
“We just had word that all our fellows and post doc staff are laid off effective immediately. The famous Epidemic Intelligence Service, aka the Disease Detectives, is no more. That’s 1260 staff.
They are calling this ‘Phase 1’.”
“We just had word that all our fellows and post doc staff are laid off effective immediately. The famous Epidemic Intelligence Service, aka the Disease Detectives, is no more. That’s 1260 staff.
They are calling this ‘Phase 1’.”
February 14, 2025 at 7:58 PM
CDC source:
“We just had word that all our fellows and post doc staff are laid off effective immediately. The famous Epidemic Intelligence Service, aka the Disease Detectives, is no more. That’s 1260 staff.
They are calling this ‘Phase 1’.”
“We just had word that all our fellows and post doc staff are laid off effective immediately. The famous Epidemic Intelligence Service, aka the Disease Detectives, is no more. That’s 1260 staff.
They are calling this ‘Phase 1’.”
I think I was going for a "Let them eat cake" feel, but this is how my journaling ended last night.
February 15, 2025 at 1:54 AM
I think I was going for a "Let them eat cake" feel, but this is how my journaling ended last night.
Wait. I swear I missed this question on a test in junior high. If THEY don't know, then how do they know I was wrong?! I'm mildly concerned about which flags are about to be thrown up down this rabbit hole, but if Nero could fiddle...
February 14, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Wait. I swear I missed this question on a test in junior high. If THEY don't know, then how do they know I was wrong?! I'm mildly concerned about which flags are about to be thrown up down this rabbit hole, but if Nero could fiddle...
If I tried either of these things after the last two weeks, I might actually snap
February 6, 2025 at 6:11 AM
If I tried either of these things after the last two weeks, I might actually snap
#USProtests #protest #DeportElon #HumanRights
Not the biggest crowd I've seen, but there were more inside. On a freezing, windy day with an ice storm moving in, and in a red state, it wasn't a bad turnout. Plenty of people drove by cheering and honking, too. We will be heard.
Not the biggest crowd I've seen, but there were more inside. On a freezing, windy day with an ice storm moving in, and in a red state, it wasn't a bad turnout. Plenty of people drove by cheering and honking, too. We will be heard.
February 5, 2025 at 10:26 PM
#USProtests #protest #DeportElon #HumanRights
Not the biggest crowd I've seen, but there were more inside. On a freezing, windy day with an ice storm moving in, and in a red state, it wasn't a bad turnout. Plenty of people drove by cheering and honking, too. We will be heard.
Not the biggest crowd I've seen, but there were more inside. On a freezing, windy day with an ice storm moving in, and in a red state, it wasn't a bad turnout. Plenty of people drove by cheering and honking, too. We will be heard.
I need both of these to happen ASAP
February 5, 2025 at 3:21 AM
I need both of these to happen ASAP
Maybe this will be the phone call my therapist has me practice with today.
Cathartic Emotional Release
AKA
Scream Therapy
"Provides an emotional release, allowing you to express pent-up feelings in a raw and impactful way"
Call your state and federal representatives as often as needed and give the bastads a piece of your mind.
202 224 3121
AKA
Scream Therapy
"Provides an emotional release, allowing you to express pent-up feelings in a raw and impactful way"
Call your state and federal representatives as often as needed and give the bastads a piece of your mind.
202 224 3121
February 4, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Maybe this will be the phone call my therapist has me practice with today.
Word to your mother:
February 3, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Word to your mother:
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Congress? Hello—federal workers here. We are struggling to fight all of this on our own.
February 2, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Congress? Hello—federal workers here. We are struggling to fight all of this on our own.
The thing I keep telling myself is that there's nothing being done because the people who can do something need the people in denial to see just how bad things can get, or they'll never believe he's the monster.
February 1, 2025 at 3:28 PM
The thing I keep telling myself is that there's nothing being done because the people who can do something need the people in denial to see just how bad things can get, or they'll never believe he's the monster.
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Mexico has a chance to do the funniest thing right now
February 1, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Mexico has a chance to do the funniest thing right now
Me, waiting for all those people who supported mass deportation to find out just how much work it is to grow vegetables
a man stands in front of an ice cream truck that says popeye
ALT: a man stands in front of an ice cream truck that says popeye
media.tenor.com
February 1, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Me, waiting for all those people who supported mass deportation to find out just how much work it is to grow vegetables