Ryan
@only-in-seattle.bsky.social
I am a troll living under a bridge in Seattle. Posts about stupid things like Sounders and Movies. Unserious inquiries only.
Playing Mannequin Pussy on repeat seems to have skewed my Apple Music replay.
December 4, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Playing Mannequin Pussy on repeat seems to have skewed my Apple Music replay.
My first thought is that Shaffelburg + Rothrock would be stupid fun.
Niko Moreno (@elrolonw.bsky.social) on Lobbing Scorchers Kickoff: “I think [Nashville SC] is a suitor for more reasons than I can even say right now.”
December 2, 2025 at 8:54 PM
My first thought is that Shaffelburg + Rothrock would be stupid fun.
This is a really dumb game
November 30, 2025 at 10:05 PM
This is a really dumb game
Got a Costco size bag of walnuts and hucking them at squirrels.
November 27, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Got a Costco size bag of walnuts and hucking them at squirrels.
Why can’t I have the type of crazy where my house is clean?
November 22, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Why can’t I have the type of crazy where my house is clean?
If only Uruguay’s best athletes played soccer.
November 19, 2025 at 12:52 AM
If only Uruguay’s best athletes played soccer.
Doesn’t seem like he wants to win the FIFA Peace Prize…
A news conference started well for Gianni Infantino. Then Trump reiterated threats to relocate World Cup games from LA and Seattle. And then the likely recipient of FIFA’s peace prize didn’t rule out launching strikes on World Cup co hosts Mexico.
www.nytimes.com/athletic/681...
www.nytimes.com/athletic/681...
Trump threatens World Cup host cities over 'safety' concerns, announces visa scheme for fans
www.nytimes.com
November 17, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Doesn’t seem like he wants to win the FIFA Peace Prize…
I regret to inform you that the cosmic rays have not given me super powers.
November 12, 2025 at 1:39 PM
I regret to inform you that the cosmic rays have not given me super powers.
* clink *
Interesting
November 12, 2025 at 1:14 AM
* clink *
Two years ago the Sounders lost a playoff to a team that didn't take a shot. Have to hand it to Minnesota, they played.
This season was successful (trophies count), but under-performed the talent. The players who needed to make impact plays did not deliver in the playoffs.
Anyways, offseason mode.
This season was successful (trophies count), but under-performed the talent. The players who needed to make impact plays did not deliver in the playoffs.
Anyways, offseason mode.
November 9, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Two years ago the Sounders lost a playoff to a team that didn't take a shot. Have to hand it to Minnesota, they played.
This season was successful (trophies count), but under-performed the talent. The players who needed to make impact plays did not deliver in the playoffs.
Anyways, offseason mode.
This season was successful (trophies count), but under-performed the talent. The players who needed to make impact plays did not deliver in the playoffs.
Anyways, offseason mode.
Minnesota can still park the bus down a man and a goal.
November 8, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Minnesota can still park the bus down a man and a goal.
Omg. So dumb.
Replay?
November 8, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Omg. So dumb.
I mean, that is a sick shot
November 8, 2025 at 9:33 PM
I mean, that is a sick shot
Minnesota player confused by poor corner kick
November 8, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Minnesota player confused by poor corner kick
The dummy and the goal
November 8, 2025 at 9:18 PM
The dummy and the goal
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Score goals and look good doing it.
November 4, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Score goals and look good doing it.
There is a ton of space in the between Minnesota’s backline and midfield. Morris and Moose are pushing them back. Should be space for Rusnak and Ferreira to operate.
November 4, 2025 at 4:33 AM
There is a ton of space in the between Minnesota’s backline and midfield. Morris and Moose are pushing them back. Should be space for Rusnak and Ferreira to operate.