onlinestorage.bsky.social
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Turns out I was the normie all along
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Help my husband is trying to make me a better cyclist!!
Rewatching Aliens for no particular reason surrounded by poodles
December 7, 2025 at 7:01 AM
I don’t think my coworkers understand my allegiance to all-clad pans and their annual factory seconds sale
November 6, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Building suppliers are always the best especially when they bring you half a dozen of select bagels to your house because you work from home.
October 30, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Would princess Diana wear a jock strap or a thong under bike shorts because the dick print is too much right now
October 27, 2025 at 12:49 AM
My husband’s company will now offer our dog insurance but not me
October 26, 2025 at 5:37 AM
All I do is post on the internet how much I hate wheel of time and how I can’t stop buying thongs and jackets but never how can I better connect to others
October 26, 2025 at 5:29 AM
My costume is hypebeast Princess Diana on the go
October 26, 2025 at 5:26 AM
I hate those books so much
October 23, 2025 at 3:53 PM
I picked back up on where I was in the Wheel of Time series, is that a cry for help?
October 23, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Reposted
the Muppets have been real quiet since the Louvre heist
October 19, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Is being Laura Palmer for Halloween a bad idea
October 21, 2025 at 3:36 AM
I feel a depressive re-subscription to Brit box to rewatch endlessly are you being served and vicar of Darby while in a pile
October 14, 2025 at 3:27 PM
I need a Halloween costume and I don’t think I can be an Elvis obsessed teenager photographed by Karlheinz Weinberger yet again
October 14, 2025 at 1:55 AM
My partner doesn’t understand my need to buy skimpy underwear when I’ve had a few drinks
October 12, 2025 at 7:47 AM
I feed my dog sourdough
August 30, 2025 at 10:52 PM
What I’ve learned is that every app just wants you to post as nearly nude photos as you can see
August 26, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Psychosis induced by manic rug shopping
August 26, 2025 at 11:11 PM
I don’t need the new camo print on track thong to supplement my America mountain west existence
August 24, 2025 at 10:38 PM
I just want to talk to somebody or have them pay for increasing expensive thong wishlist
August 21, 2025 at 4:32 PM
These cheap bikini sports briefs with sized pouches did save me
August 19, 2025 at 5:03 AM
My audiophile husband is taking me to go listen to $100,000 speakers
August 18, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Im laying around on eames furniture while my husband plays records on his hi fi system like im some sort of 60s French ingenue or that one Peanuts comic
August 17, 2025 at 4:56 AM
My partner is ultrasonic cleaning his records
August 17, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Anyone every buy buddy underwear and can tell em if the sizing is accurate?
August 16, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Will buying 100 dollars of gay ass underwear make me happy?
August 16, 2025 at 5:06 PM