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clydered.bsky.social
Macro boyfriend who makes you pancakes in the morning, after flattening you like a pancake the night before 🥞
November 15, 2025 at 4:16 PM
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stephencollins.bsky.social
Every ad now
[Scene is a kitchen - a middle aged woman called JANET is boiling peas at the stove. A younger more colourfully dressed woman named LIZ approached her.] JANET: Ugh... LIZ: What's up? JANET: I am so bored of cooking peas! LIZ: Have you tried... AI peas? JANET: AI peas? LIZ: They're peas with AI! [Liz holds up to us a packet of peas labelled: Pea-i AI - Peas with AI]. LIZ: Al-powered peas harness the potential of your peas JANET: What LIZ [Now a voiceover as we cut to a whizzy technology diagram of peas all connected by meaningless dotted lines] Why not take your peas to the next level with Al Peas' new Al tools to power your peas? [Show a techno diagram of a pea with a label reading 'AI' pointing to a random zone in it] LIZ: Each pea has Al in a way we haven't quite worked out yet but it's fine [Show Janet and Liz now in a Matrix-style world of peas] LIZ: With Al peas you can supercharge productivity and make AI work for your peas! JANET: What LIZ: Shut up LIZ: Our game-changing Pea-Al gives you the freedom to unlock the potential of the power of the future of your peas workflow From opening the bag of peas to boiling the peas to eating the peas To spending millions on adding Al to the peas and then having to work out what that even means. JANET: Is it really necessary to- LIZ [Grabbing Janet by the collar]: THE PEAS HAVE GOT AI, JANET [Cut to an advert ending screen, with the bag of peas and the slogan: AI PEAS: Just 'Peas' for god's sake buy the AI peas. [Ends]
November 13, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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xerosabre.bsky.social
A big thank you to @drexyie.bsky.social for making my first badge!

#Art #FurryArt
A digital art badge featuring a white, grey, and black smilodon with gold and green accents. There is text below the bust that says XERO
November 12, 2025 at 8:43 PM
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alexandria-stone.bsky.social
🕯️Manifesting 🕯️
THIS IS THE EMPLOYMENT JELLY Drawing of a slime with a briefcase and pencil REBLOG WHENEVER THE HELL YOU LIKE AND YOU'LL GET A JOB THAT YOU LOVE AND DESERVE.
October 28, 2025 at 2:21 PM
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toriatheisttori.bsky.social
October 27, 2025 at 1:35 PM
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snapjaw.bsky.social
Glow photos! <3
October 22, 2025 at 10:01 PM
onishift.bsky.social
Anyone want to join me in seeing Adam Conover stand-up in Tacoma tomorrow night?
October 18, 2025 at 4:28 AM
onishift.bsky.social
Homemade banh mis for lunch today using leftovers.
October 15, 2025 at 8:37 PM
onishift.bsky.social
Seeing one of my highschool cd bands in person for the first time today. Never thought I would get the chance.
October 15, 2025 at 2:31 AM
onishift.bsky.social
Gonna be selling more of my fursuits soon if anyone is interested: the German shepherd and the sabertooth.
October 10, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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zillionross.bsky.social
October 10, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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remywolf.bsky.social
Big teeth got ya feeling funny?

YOU'RE NOT ALONE
Call 1-800-BIG-TEEF for the 24 hour help line ☎️
Big drooly toothy maw flustering a blushy smaller critter
October 7, 2025 at 11:32 PM
onishift.bsky.social
Anyone want to hang this weekend?... Willing to travel if things work out.
October 9, 2025 at 2:45 AM
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rakune.bsky.social
Got notice of rent going up significantly at my current place of residence. Anyone looking for a housemate? Preferably somewhat close to SEA airport. Thanks!
October 8, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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mow.bsky.social
Every single issue in furry comes down to people not having enough quality irl friends. lol
October 7, 2025 at 5:56 PM
onishift.bsky.social
Man, the moon is crazy bright tonight.
October 7, 2025 at 8:12 AM
onishift.bsky.social
I really want a chance, just a chance at having a life again. Shit sucks, man.
September 30, 2025 at 7:53 AM
onishift.bsky.social
Fuck, man. It feels like I am running out of thyme.
September 30, 2025 at 1:15 AM
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norwegianfennec.bsky.social
From 😏 to 😳

#furry
September 28, 2025 at 7:56 AM
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bemanitiger.bsky.social
Looks like TAG watched the parody we made years ago of She Is My Wife

Yes I was Ryu☆ 😂

I feel honored….
September 28, 2025 at 2:36 AM
onishift.bsky.social
I'm so tired.
September 26, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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slightlyfurry.bsky.social
🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨
SouthEnd Public House is hosting a watch party & donation drive for @fastestfurs.com Fall Fest 2025! Join us as we do our part in supporting @translifeline.org!
#SouthEndPublicHouse #FastestFurs #TransLifeline #transrights #Seattle
Fastest Furs Fall Fest 2025 Watch Party & Donation Drive, Thursday October 9th through Saturday October 11th at SouthEnd Public House - a Slightly Furry® taproom. We're located at 851 Rainier Ave S, Seattle WA, and are open 5-11pm Tuesday to Thursday and 5pm-12am Friday & Saturday.
September 24, 2025 at 10:00 PM
onishift.bsky.social
September 22, 2025 at 9:35 PM
onishift.bsky.social
As if my luck couldn't get worse, my fridge is dying. Not a big deal except due to dumb builders, my fridge is locked into the kitchen and I have to remove a wall desk and cabinets to get it out.
September 19, 2025 at 3:38 AM