Attorney Kyle T. Manderfeld: I can't spell my own clients name right but you should definitely arrest someone for her

can't stand a "do I have to show my face" ass ho

I'd love for you to appeal this lawsuit, as well as the HRO. Sadly it seems like all your fancy lawyer friends abandoned you and you're too busy slinging ass in India for chump change

fun fact: prior to the invention of the pigeon, long distance messaging used kobold-based technology