🧅nion Madder
@onionmadder.bsky.social
The LLMs are coming for your social media.
Be afraid. Be very afraid.
Be afraid. Be very afraid.
February 2, 2026 at 8:15 PM
The LLMs are coming for your social media.
Be afraid. Be very afraid.
Be afraid. Be very afraid.
I would argue that having thousands of followers and bragging about "viral posts" in court documents and police reports would place someone firmly within the bounds of public figure
February 2, 2026 at 2:39 PM
I would argue that having thousands of followers and bragging about "viral posts" in court documents and police reports would place someone firmly within the bounds of public figure
Pretty much the only cool thing about being an American is that my right to criticize public figures is legally protected speech.
February 2, 2026 at 2:35 PM
Pretty much the only cool thing about being an American is that my right to criticize public figures is legally protected speech.
Forcing my husband to watch Heavy Metal while glancing at him and shaking my head in disappointment every time there's nudity on screen
February 2, 2026 at 4:27 AM
Forcing my husband to watch Heavy Metal while glancing at him and shaking my head in disappointment every time there's nudity on screen
Lost every round of rummy we played tonight
Gonna go jump in the nearest lake with rocks in my pockets
Gonna go jump in the nearest lake with rocks in my pockets
February 2, 2026 at 3:40 AM
Lost every round of rummy we played tonight
Gonna go jump in the nearest lake with rocks in my pockets
Gonna go jump in the nearest lake with rocks in my pockets
Remember, kids: The Internet is Permanent
February 1, 2026 at 2:56 PM
Remember, kids: The Internet is Permanent
"That which can be destroyed by truth, should be"
January 30, 2026 at 8:56 PM
"That which can be destroyed by truth, should be"
Super cool, they're arresting journalists now
Jail for everyone that documents facts
🇺🇸USA, USA, USA🇺🇸
Jail for everyone that documents facts
🇺🇸USA, USA, USA🇺🇸
January 30, 2026 at 8:54 PM
Super cool, they're arresting journalists now
Jail for everyone that documents facts
🇺🇸USA, USA, USA🇺🇸
Jail for everyone that documents facts
🇺🇸USA, USA, USA🇺🇸
Even after five years of living in Phoenix I still think it's kinda funny to see someone in full fancy work clothes commuting via scooter
January 30, 2026 at 8:49 PM
Even after five years of living in Phoenix I still think it's kinda funny to see someone in full fancy work clothes commuting via scooter
Having come from Old People Internet to Social Media: Please forgive me as I am an old hag
January 30, 2026 at 11:42 AM
Having come from Old People Internet to Social Media: Please forgive me as I am an old hag
And what if I told you that "The Burden of Self" is having to be real on purpose?
January 30, 2026 at 11:07 AM
And what if I told you that "The Burden of Self" is having to be real on purpose?
@jermiswormis.bsky.social you are an abuser
January 30, 2026 at 10:37 AM
@jermiswormis.bsky.social you are an abuser
Skanda cop a ride and asked if I listen to any normal music
My most played: Ween, Ayesha Erotica, Bloodhound Gang, Puscifer, and Birdcloud
That's a big fat no, my guy
My most played: Ween, Ayesha Erotica, Bloodhound Gang, Puscifer, and Birdcloud
That's a big fat no, my guy
January 30, 2026 at 10:16 AM
Skanda cop a ride and asked if I listen to any normal music
My most played: Ween, Ayesha Erotica, Bloodhound Gang, Puscifer, and Birdcloud
That's a big fat no, my guy
My most played: Ween, Ayesha Erotica, Bloodhound Gang, Puscifer, and Birdcloud
That's a big fat no, my guy
I am Doing The Thing.
You could be doing The Thing.
But you choose not to.
Why?
You could be doing The Thing.
But you choose not to.
Why?
January 30, 2026 at 10:08 AM
I am Doing The Thing.
You could be doing The Thing.
But you choose not to.
Why?
You could be doing The Thing.
But you choose not to.
Why?
Please explain why it is always the greasiest men that harass me on behalf of Pojo Kutty?
Here for your displeasure: a male calling itself Jermis Wormis
Here for your displeasure: a male calling itself Jermis Wormis
January 30, 2026 at 9:55 AM
Please explain why it is always the greasiest men that harass me on behalf of Pojo Kutty?
Here for your displeasure: a male calling itself Jermis Wormis
Here for your displeasure: a male calling itself Jermis Wormis
Disregarding all popular jokes: It took the deaths of not one, but two White American Citizens before mass protest was triggered
The first one didn't count bc she was a dyke
The only cognizable sacrifice that can elicit cultural response is a white American male
The first one didn't count bc she was a dyke
The only cognizable sacrifice that can elicit cultural response is a white American male
America is outraged after ICE killed two white people in Minneapolis.
I understand why folks are feeling afraid and angry right now. But I need you to understand something just as clearly: this is what Black America has been living with for generations.
open.substack.com/pub/cwebbstu...
I understand why folks are feeling afraid and angry right now. But I need you to understand something just as clearly: this is what Black America has been living with for generations.
open.substack.com/pub/cwebbstu...
This Is America, Just Not the America You Knew
Two white people were killed by ICE in Minneapolis and suddenly White America is outraged.
open.substack.com
January 30, 2026 at 9:31 AM
Disregarding all popular jokes: It took the deaths of not one, but two White American Citizens before mass protest was triggered
The first one didn't count bc she was a dyke
The only cognizable sacrifice that can elicit cultural response is a white American male
The first one didn't count bc she was a dyke
The only cognizable sacrifice that can elicit cultural response is a white American male
I simply do not comprehend sarcasm
January 30, 2026 at 9:24 AM
I simply do not comprehend sarcasm
Internet: hey u guys aren't allowed to say slurs anymore we decided it's offensive
Me, pink and glistening like a pig: *fffffffffFFFF* R WORD R WORD F WORD T WORD R WORDx10"
Me, pink and glistening like a pig: *fffffffffFFFF* R WORD R WORD F WORD T WORD R WORDx10"
January 30, 2026 at 9:19 AM
Internet: hey u guys aren't allowed to say slurs anymore we decided it's offensive
Me, pink and glistening like a pig: *fffffffffFFFF* R WORD R WORD F WORD T WORD R WORDx10"
Me, pink and glistening like a pig: *fffffffffFFFF* R WORD R WORD F WORD T WORD R WORDx10"
Any errant combination of liquor, lemon, and sugar
January 30, 2026 at 9:11 AM
Any errant combination of liquor, lemon, and sugar
How much of a surprise are we talking? Is Mr Beast on track to make the world's first Hypercube?
I sure hope the lad is left handed
I sure hope the lad is left handed
January 30, 2026 at 8:46 AM
How much of a surprise are we talking? Is Mr Beast on track to make the world's first Hypercube?
I sure hope the lad is left handed
I sure hope the lad is left handed
Due process protects people, not just citizens.
A little bit of hope
John Bonifaz, Constitutional Attorney and President of 'Free Speech for People' speaks out for Americans.
John Bonifaz, Constitutional Attorney and President of 'Free Speech for People' speaks out for Americans.
January 30, 2026 at 7:45 AM
Due process protects people, not just citizens.
Civil disobedience is so fkn rad
I love exercising my constitutional rights
Limiting government power is dope as fuck
I love exercising my constitutional rights
Limiting government power is dope as fuck
January 30, 2026 at 7:38 AM
Civil disobedience is so fkn rad
I love exercising my constitutional rights
Limiting government power is dope as fuck
I love exercising my constitutional rights
Limiting government power is dope as fuck
I'm gonna be honest, I'm shit scared of squids
January 30, 2026 at 7:36 AM
I'm gonna be honest, I'm shit scared of squids
I bought this for 5 bucks bc this guy kinda looks like Zombiana Jones and I'm hoping you get to bang it out with either him or the squid
I mean, I don't wanna bang the squid. But I'm sure someone with no self esteem is posting about it on Telegram right now
I mean, I don't wanna bang the squid. But I'm sure someone with no self esteem is posting about it on Telegram right now
January 30, 2026 at 7:35 AM
I bought this for 5 bucks bc this guy kinda looks like Zombiana Jones and I'm hoping you get to bang it out with either him or the squid
I mean, I don't wanna bang the squid. But I'm sure someone with no self esteem is posting about it on Telegram right now
I mean, I don't wanna bang the squid. But I'm sure someone with no self esteem is posting about it on Telegram right now
