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Image: Marge, from the Simpsons, looking at a laughably large collection of exotic spices, including novelty “Oregano” Text: “Eight spices? Oh, some must be doubles.”
December 30, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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Planning a Costco run in the midwest like:
Image: Barney from the Simpsons Text: wife, I’m worried about the ranch supply. After this bottle and the other bottle, there’s only one bottle left.
December 2, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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Image: Kirk from the Simpsons showing his racing car bed
November 12, 2025 at 10:41 PM
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Image: Ben Wyatt from parks and rec Text: “I don’t even have time to tell you how wrong you are. Actually, it’s gonna bug me if I don’t “
September 23, 2025 at 2:49 AM
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Image: Michael Corleone from godfather part 3 Text: “Everytime I think I’m out, they pull me right back in”
August 30, 2025 at 9:03 PM
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For years, I mocked our Canadian neighbors for Ketchup flavored Potato Chips. And now, having tried Golden Sriracha Doritos:
Image: Frank Reynolds from It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia (IASIP) mid-epiphany of understanding. Text: I get it now
August 5, 2025 at 12:09 AM
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Image: old luke skywalker from starwars Text: the sacred texts
July 31, 2025 at 11:01 PM
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Image: Kent Brockman from the Simpsons Text: I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again: democracy simply doesn’t work.
July 24, 2025 at 1:43 AM
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Image: Dr. Manhattan, observing multiple instances of time at once, from the panel “the year is…” from Watchmen comics
July 23, 2025 at 12:25 AM
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Black cat, outside, on leash
July 19, 2025 at 5:47 PM
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Jay Leno’s voice: “Donald Trump’s in the news again, have you seen this?”
Image: Simpsons bus driver tapping a sing Text: “don’t make me tap the sign” Second panel is an image of the tweet dated october 2016 “Well, I’d like to see ol Donny Trump wriggle his way out of THIS jam! *Trump wriggles his way out of the jam easily* Ah! Well. Nevertheless.”
July 18, 2025 at 2:03 AM
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Image: Homer Simpson doing a hunger strike Text: Dogman is kinda like robocop, but not in a sacrilegious way
July 16, 2025 at 12:45 AM
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Image: Homer Simpson wearing a monocle, test driving a fancy card Text: What advantages does this fitness club have over say, a recreational center, whose membership I can also afford?
July 12, 2025 at 1:40 AM
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Image: from billy madison, adam sandler is talking to a kid about video games at lunch, arguing if mortal kombat or donkey kong is better. Text: Donkey Kong sucks
June 26, 2025 at 4:56 PM
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Image: Kirk Vanhouten from the Simpsons in front of his racecar bed Text: “my politics are like this electric taxi from google”
April 24, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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Image: Marge Simpson reading a letter Text: “thanks for the fab coat hanger of yours truly. I hung it in me closet. You’re quite an artist” to be read in Ringo’s star voice.
April 19, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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My life since Jan 20th, 2025
Article screenshot, text: “The whole mess is just further evidence of a complete lack of strategy, planning, or even directions with Trump’s tariffs.”
April 12, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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Correct, 9903.01.24 is not on this list. Unless/until there’s another CSMS.
CSMS message
April 12, 2025 at 3:19 PM
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Image: simpsons steamed hams Text: may I see it? No
April 10, 2025 at 3:46 AM
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Image: I think you should Leave (ITYSL) car focus group guy Text: “Oh, my god, he admit it!”
March 19, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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Top image: boxer gearing up for a fight Top Text: ok ima workout every morning before work Bottom image: boxer taking a break, tired Bottom text: damn daylight savings time got hands
March 14, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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“Huh? Oh, I’m just hanging out with the boys”

The boys:
Image: Sam Richardson and Tim Robinson from “I think you should leave”, singing “Friday night” Text: Friday night
March 14, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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Image: kent brockman from the Simpsons, in a newscast, wearing a red suit jacket, green undershirt and blue tie and handkerchief Text: I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: Bullying simply works
March 4, 2025 at 12:33 AM
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Text: “referring to the target as genitalia or anus are now considered non-violating and are allowed.” Another policy shift: “referring to the target as genitalia or anus are now considered non-violating and are allowed.” As an example of what is now permissible, Facebook offers up: “Italians are dickheads.” Image: Silvio Dante from the Sopranos Text: It’s anti-Italian discrimination
January 10, 2025 at 1:41 AM
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Image: Gil from the Simpsons being audited by the IRS Text: “Don’t I get a lick? Doesn’t Gil get a lick?” From one of my favorite episodes, “The Trouble with Trillions”
December 22, 2024 at 3:14 AM