Onesie MotherFucking LightYear
@onesielightyear.bsky.social
Seven year Onesie main 🐻
🚀27 years old
🚀27 years old
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I don't think I've ever done an introduction so, my name is Jacob I've been maining Onesie since she came out and I'm very into overwatch if anyone wants to play sometime.
Been checking out bbno$ and holy shit this man has endless bars
January 20, 2025 at 7:14 AM
Been checking out bbno$ and holy shit this man has endless bars
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he thinks i can't see him
January 9, 2025 at 12:49 AM
he thinks i can't see him
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January 7, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Today is Cammy Whites birthday. One of my all time video game crushes and favorite characters so I decided I'd play some sf6 I fell down from bronze 3 to bronze 1 in 30 minutes. I just can't keep up man
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January 6, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Today is Cammy Whites birthday. One of my all time video game crushes and favorite characters so I decided I'd play some sf6 I fell down from bronze 3 to bronze 1 in 30 minutes. I just can't keep up man
Well I think it's time for me to take a break from multi-player games I'll still play fortnite because I love onesie to much but yeah
January 5, 2025 at 5:38 AM
Well I think it's time for me to take a break from multi-player games I'll still play fortnite because I love onesie to much but yeah
Like I'm sorry its such an inconvenience we all have to wait for you for context my uncle is a literal man child and will act like a baby until he's put in his place then he'll go off and cry and play the victim
My uncle via text: pizza is here
Me: gets out of room to go get said pizza family is getting pizza and talking about football
In the span of ten seconds uncle goes: *sigh* everyone came in at the same timeeeeeeeeeeeee 😡
Granda proceeds to put him in his place deservedly
Me: gets out of room to go get said pizza family is getting pizza and talking about football
In the span of ten seconds uncle goes: *sigh* everyone came in at the same timeeeeeeeeeeeee 😡
Granda proceeds to put him in his place deservedly
January 5, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Like I'm sorry its such an inconvenience we all have to wait for you for context my uncle is a literal man child and will act like a baby until he's put in his place then he'll go off and cry and play the victim
My uncle via text: pizza is here
Me: gets out of room to go get said pizza family is getting pizza and talking about football
In the span of ten seconds uncle goes: *sigh* everyone came in at the same timeeeeeeeeeeeee 😡
Granda proceeds to put him in his place deservedly
Me: gets out of room to go get said pizza family is getting pizza and talking about football
In the span of ten seconds uncle goes: *sigh* everyone came in at the same timeeeeeeeeeeeee 😡
Granda proceeds to put him in his place deservedly
January 5, 2025 at 2:27 AM
My uncle via text: pizza is here
Me: gets out of room to go get said pizza family is getting pizza and talking about football
In the span of ten seconds uncle goes: *sigh* everyone came in at the same timeeeeeeeeeeeee 😡
Granda proceeds to put him in his place deservedly
Me: gets out of room to go get said pizza family is getting pizza and talking about football
In the span of ten seconds uncle goes: *sigh* everyone came in at the same timeeeeeeeeeeeee 😡
Granda proceeds to put him in his place deservedly
Gaming's just felt depressing lately brother I try my best to improve and get better and games just slap me in the face
January 4, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Gaming's just felt depressing lately brother I try my best to improve and get better and games just slap me in the face
Found out how to mess with crosshairs on marvel rivals and my old man eyes feel so much better
December 31, 2024 at 12:49 AM
Found out how to mess with crosshairs on marvel rivals and my old man eyes feel so much better
I flew back around the parking lot and screamed the most colorful vocabulary I could think of at this dude and he takes off full sprint towards me and the lord put my foot on the gas and said get outta here, fuck that dude
December 21, 2024 at 2:39 AM
I flew back around the parking lot and screamed the most colorful vocabulary I could think of at this dude and he takes off full sprint towards me and the lord put my foot on the gas and said get outta here, fuck that dude
I can't believe this shit. This absolute dumbass in the parking lot walked up to my truck as I was leaving waited until he was right on my bumper to ask to me stop. I honked at him this bitch smacks my side mirror and walks off as I'm screaming at the top of my lungs at him. Brother I got so mad 1/?
December 21, 2024 at 2:24 AM
I can't believe this shit. This absolute dumbass in the parking lot walked up to my truck as I was leaving waited until he was right on my bumper to ask to me stop. I honked at him this bitch smacks my side mirror and walks off as I'm screaming at the top of my lungs at him. Brother I got so mad 1/?
I'm recovering pretty well from the flu im hungry and thirsty again but I can't taste everything at the same time everything sounds so good 😂
December 13, 2024 at 1:56 AM
I'm recovering pretty well from the flu im hungry and thirsty again but I can't taste everything at the same time everything sounds so good 😂
It's the flu. My body is aching so much
I think its my time to get a cold, I haven't gotten one all year
December 10, 2024 at 8:56 AM
It's the flu. My body is aching so much
I think its my time to get a cold, I haven't gotten one all year
December 9, 2024 at 2:38 AM
I think its my time to get a cold, I haven't gotten one all year
Tonight I discovered the Beatles did there own take on you really got a hold on me one of my favorite songs and damn I love discovering new music
December 3, 2024 at 9:40 AM
Tonight I discovered the Beatles did there own take on you really got a hold on me one of my favorite songs and damn I love discovering new music
These overwatch competive drives are driving me up the wall I could literally get another golden gun from the bonuses these things are giving if I'm lucky
November 30, 2024 at 3:44 AM
These overwatch competive drives are driving me up the wall I could literally get another golden gun from the bonuses these things are giving if I'm lucky
Valky I have a huge crush on you I love you but im gonna look for other streamers that'll appreciate loyal fans
November 29, 2024 at 11:29 PM
Valky I have a huge crush on you I love you but im gonna look for other streamers that'll appreciate loyal fans
Some others joined in and gifted her and she didn't say a fucking thing.
November 29, 2024 at 11:25 PM
Some others joined in and gifted her and she didn't say a fucking thing.
I gifted subs to Valkyrae and she still didn't see it
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November 29, 2024 at 11:22 PM
I gifted subs to Valkyrae and she still didn't see it
I have a huge crush on Valkyrae and today on stream she was talking about her hair a lot and I decided to chime in saying it's amazing and so is she via a super chat and she didn't see it
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November 27, 2024 at 12:14 AM
I have a huge crush on Valkyrae and today on stream she was talking about her hair a lot and I decided to chime in saying it's amazing and so is she via a super chat and she didn't see it
I found an all natural Shae butter beard oil and I just used it after a shower man Shea butter smells so good
November 24, 2024 at 10:59 PM
I found an all natural Shae butter beard oil and I just used it after a shower man Shea butter smells so good
There's a massive traffic jam right outside my neighborhood and there fucking idiots love clogging up the intersections and me in a big ass suv is like playing those games where you slide cars out of parking lots
November 19, 2024 at 1:38 AM
There's a massive traffic jam right outside my neighborhood and there fucking idiots love clogging up the intersections and me in a big ass suv is like playing those games where you slide cars out of parking lots
Boys! Things are finally looking up mountain dew game fuel is back
November 17, 2024 at 1:48 AM
Boys! Things are finally looking up mountain dew game fuel is back
It's a good thing I play on Xbox if I played pc that dps Lucio would have seen some colorful vocabulary
I used to think frogger was cool and a funny story teller but after fighting a super wannabe frogger I can't stand his ass he's a good player no doubt but the nonsense he inspires making players think they can get away with dps Lucio is annoying and frustrating to his team and my team.
November 16, 2024 at 10:58 PM
It's a good thing I play on Xbox if I played pc that dps Lucio would have seen some colorful vocabulary
I used to think frogger was cool and a funny story teller but after fighting a super wannabe frogger I can't stand his ass he's a good player no doubt but the nonsense he inspires making players think they can get away with dps Lucio is annoying and frustrating to his team and my team.
November 16, 2024 at 10:52 PM
I used to think frogger was cool and a funny story teller but after fighting a super wannabe frogger I can't stand his ass he's a good player no doubt but the nonsense he inspires making players think they can get away with dps Lucio is annoying and frustrating to his team and my team.