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Tez 🇵🇸
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Quite life-like
trying to imagine them worshopping that salute, can't wait to see it absolutely everywhere
January 21, 2025 at 7:18 AM
Tommy Robinson should really write a book about his struggle.
January 20, 2025 at 8:44 PM
So, are we not supposed to make the connection between Elon's new relationship with Trump and Trump suddenly wanting to take control of a country with an abundance of mineral resources for EV manufacturing?
January 17, 2025 at 8:35 AM
Bractopus
January 5, 2025 at 10:26 AM
Before we judge Alan Rickman's character too hard, we should remember that he bought the harpy the world's ugliest necklace.
December 12, 2024 at 11:46 AM
The Krassensteins AND The Lincoln Project on here?!
Out resistance cup truly doth runneth over.
November 21, 2024 at 9:09 AM
can't help wondering how/when Donnie's new administration will introduce the constitutional amendment bill that will allow non-US born citizens to become President
November 17, 2024 at 12:26 AM
Deciding to dip my toe back in here on the day the internet decided a guy just a handful of years older than me is "elderly", is the opposite of serendipity
November 16, 2024 at 8:52 AM
perhaps the speaker of the house was inside each of us all along
October 25, 2023 at 1:56 AM
your periodic reminder that bin chickens can be beautiful
October 16, 2023 at 10:49 AM
an absolute brute just put Creed on the gym's communal Bluetooth speaker so I guess this is my jam now
October 16, 2023 at 9:26 AM
Personal update: new girlfriend farts in her sleep and it's very cute
October 12, 2023 at 11:17 AM
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I’m worried that Gal Gadot is going to drop another Imagine video
October 12, 2023 at 10:18 AM
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FYI. Deets in reply.
October 10, 2023 at 8:27 AM
Borat voice: "My WiFi"
October 7, 2023 at 8:23 AM
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Recognizing that this is Not Twitter is Good For Your Posting actually
October 4, 2023 at 2:28 AM
Went on a road trip with this toothpaste and moisturiser, what could possibly go wrong?
October 2, 2023 at 9:15 PM
Auckland, I have awoken within you.
September 29, 2023 at 11:08 PM
nice night for it
September 27, 2023 at 7:59 AM
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Iridescent clouds in Ireland caused by ice crystals in the clouds!
September 24, 2023 at 5:16 PM
Mel Gibson really does have the face he deserves now, eh?
September 24, 2023 at 9:50 PM
the night for it!
September 20, 2023 at 8:09 AM