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@oneshotleft.bsky.social
Hi.
August 28, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Looks kinda like this, according to Grok
January 19, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Only if some chops off my arms and legs, glues them to the wall, decapitates me, then glues my head to the intersection of my limbs.
January 19, 2025 at 1:18 PM
🤣😆😂
January 19, 2025 at 5:48 AM
Yes. He did.
January 19, 2025 at 5:46 AM
Receipts
January 19, 2025 at 5:45 AM
Indeed it did
January 19, 2025 at 5:37 AM
John Robert’s can fuck himself in the face.
January 1, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Sad but True
December 23, 2024 at 6:55 AM
Congressional Staffer to
Side piece to
Home wrecker to
Ambassador to Switzerland

Makes total sense.
December 23, 2024 at 3:24 AM
If you think MAGA lost their minds when they thought the government was coming for their guns, just wait and see what happens when they find out government is really coming for their Twinkies!
December 20, 2024 at 10:16 AM
December 19, 2024 at 9:55 PM
This would have been the perfect moment for someone like Connelly to step up to the plate, put his ego aside, and ask his supporters to back AOC.
We need young voters to get and stay engaged.
December 17, 2024 at 2:19 PM
May your resolve remain steady when the road grows rough and the nights grow long and may your courage endure as you bear the weight of others’ hopes and fears.
December 17, 2024 at 2:15 PM
Illinois
Nuclear
and the one closest to my heart….
Mischievous
December 17, 2024 at 1:55 PM
If Waldo of “Where’s Waldo” fame was an Elf, I think I may have found him.
December 17, 2024 at 1:45 PM
I love this!
December 17, 2024 at 1:24 PM