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@oneshotleft.bsky.social
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Still nesting on the bird app, but keeping an eye out for new branches to perch on. Looking forward to connecting with old friends and making new ones. Winter is here. Stay frosty.
The look on your face when you booked a flight and hotel room, made it to Washington D.C. and you find out that the inauguration is inside, your tickets are souvenirs & you can’t storm the Capitol. Oh, when you get home, eggs won’t be any cheaper. And you voted for Trump. #FAFO
January 19, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Anyone else with Sunday Night Insomnia? Of all the fucked up things that Trump is going to do, I think what bothers me the most is having to hear his fucking name again every fucking day for the next four years. At least there are Feral Hogs.
December 23, 2024 at 7:01 AM
Prediction. Trump will refuse to take the Oath of Office. If you don’t swear an oath to protect the Constitution you can run roughshod all over it. And if you think he “has” to you haven’t been paying attention.
December 23, 2024 at 3:44 AM
The word on Twitter is that Elon Musk has himself a new side chick and her name is Donald John Trump.
December 19, 2024 at 9:47 PM
It looks like one of those roaches 🪳 slipped through a crack in the wall. Go back to Twitter to peddle this bullshit.
December 18, 2024 at 2:27 AM
God. He gets us.
I’m not pro-Satan, but credit where it’s due — Satanists aren’t in your statehouse making laws about your uterus.
December 18, 2024 at 1:47 AM
MAGATS expressing “Susan Collins” concern because Trump admitted gas & grocery prices weren’t coming down slay me. So they ignored that he is a liar, a rapist, a convicted felon, an idiot and a racist just because gas and groceries were expensive? That dog don’t hunt. They are anti-America. Like him
December 18, 2024 at 1:38 AM
Could they be anymore open about their disdain for Veterans. We live under the blanket of freedom they provide. They protect the freedom without which platforms like this would not exist. The very least we can do is respect the sacrifice veterans made by making sure they are cared for.
This pisses me off to no end!!!
December 17, 2024 at 1:33 PM
I always knew that I wanted to be an attorney. I could think of nothing more honorable than fighting for the rights of others. “Justice for All” means protecting human rights. Our founders learned the peril of one man having too much power by experience. They tried to warn us. Not enough listened.
December 16, 2024 at 8:00 PM
I want to be transparent. I follow Satan. So if you follow me…..
December 16, 2024 at 1:46 PM
Et tu Frankenstein?
December 16, 2024 at 1:38 PM
If you think that a guy with a boat made of gopher wood, that measured 450x75x45, gathered pairs of every animal species from snails to rats loaded them on the boat and sailed around in the rain, you don’t need a church and a pastor. You need a padded room and fucking therapist.
December 7, 2024 at 11:57 PM
Well she did straddle the Yule Log so she tried to send an anti-gay message.
Last night, Nancy Mace attended the Log Cabin Republicans DC Christmas Party.

The national organization of LGBT Republicans, at least on its webpage, supports transgender rights and legal protections.
December 5, 2024 at 7:58 PM
Since the election, I created an account here. I kept and monitor my X account, since deleting it outright puts your name in the Public Domain after 45 days and MAGA’s are fishing for abandoned accounts.
December 4, 2024 at 6:06 PM
I’m running out of excuses to give the neighbors in the densely populated suburb that I call home for all the digging I’ve been doing in my yard. I’ve been careful to say I’m building a storm shelter. The stove came last week & I told the delivery guys to leave it near the bunker. I hear whispers.
December 1, 2024 at 5:33 PM
The last 3 FBI Directors, Mueller, Comey and Wray were subjected to extensive background checks by the FBI. All of the US Senators who voted on their confirmations had a summary of the FBI background check. Will Senator Grassley require this be done for Mr. Patel? Anybody know? Anybody care?
December 1, 2024 at 5:14 PM
Kash Patel has to be vetted. His ten year legal career (2005-2015) was as a Federal Public Defender, turned prosecutor. He then worked for Devin Nunez & latched onto Donald Trump. He advocates for the prosecution of journalists who criticize Trump. Does the FBI have a file on the new FBI Director?
December 1, 2024 at 4:51 PM
In 2015 the Media gave Trump a platform without vetting him. MAGA voted for that platform. The GOP adopted that platform. It’s “find out” time for us all. Don’t like his cabinet appointments? No background checks? Who is left to stop him? The Senate? A rapist doesn’t want advice or ask for consent.
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ALT: a man is smiling in front of an explosion
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December 1, 2024 at 4:06 PM
Saturday means Otter 🦦
pics.
a sea otter is swimming in the water .
ALT: a sea otter is swimming in the water .
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November 23, 2024 at 7:47 PM
I didn’t deactivate my Twitter account and I’m kind of glad. It’s entirely MAGA posting and they are melting down about the cabinet picks, and the infighting is intense. It’s fun to serve up some anecdotal information about the incoming surgeon general mandating vaccines for the bird flu outbreak.😂
November 23, 2024 at 7:45 PM
The Democratic Party needs to give back to their supporters. Biden should order the release of the Gaetz report and all of Jack Smith’s Trump Evidence. Biden should resign on January 10, making Kamala our first woman president, breaking the ceiling and making all the Trump 47 Merch worthless.😇
November 16, 2024 at 4:10 PM
Saturday is for Otters
an otter wearing a leash is walking across a bridge .
ALT: an otter wearing a leash is walking across a bridge .
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November 16, 2024 at 2:59 PM
Good Morning my friends who flew the coop. Winston Churchill knew how to lead in times of hardship. He said

“Never give in. Never give in. Never, never, never, never—in nothing, great or small, large or petty—never give in, except to convictions of honor and good sense.”

And there are Otters 🦦
an otter is walking across a snowy surface with orbo written on the bottom right
ALT: an otter is walking across a snowy surface with orbo written on the bottom right
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November 14, 2024 at 3:09 PM
Good Morning friends. Happy Wednesday. If you feel down today, just remember, there are Otters.
a person is petting an otter 's head with their hands
ALT: a person is petting an otter 's head with their hands
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November 13, 2024 at 1:50 PM
Dearborn, Michigan. Congrats to the Muslim population that helped defeat VP Harris. Now you’ll see what the Jews experienced in WW II at the hands of two Jews, Netanyahu and Kushner, with the full backing of Trump & Ambassador Huckabee. The West Bank will be the next Dubai. Jerusalem to the beaches.
November 13, 2024 at 12:56 PM