Andrew
@onenorthernman.bsky.social
Just trying to understand what the hell is going on
Incredible events this morning. As I got into the lift to the platform my train was on time, when I got out it was 12 minutes late
December 11, 2025 at 8:08 AM
Incredible events this morning. As I got into the lift to the platform my train was on time, when I got out it was 12 minutes late
An south Asian lad I teach calls me ‘Uncle Helpy’ and I love it
December 1, 2025 at 7:06 PM
An south Asian lad I teach calls me ‘Uncle Helpy’ and I love it
Went to the supermarket this morning and noticed a huge frozen puddle in the car park. When I came out of the shop it was surrounded by school boys hitting the ice with sticks
November 26, 2025 at 9:24 AM
Went to the supermarket this morning and noticed a huge frozen puddle in the car park. When I came out of the shop it was surrounded by school boys hitting the ice with sticks
I managed to save £4.50 on a train ticket. I can use the same train but have to change seats half way through. What a weird ticketing system we have.
November 26, 2025 at 6:46 AM
I managed to save £4.50 on a train ticket. I can use the same train but have to change seats half way through. What a weird ticketing system we have.
The tattooed pierced barista just said ‘here you go, luv’ as he passed the drink to a burly workman. That’s modern masculinity I can get on board with
November 20, 2025 at 7:37 AM
The tattooed pierced barista just said ‘here you go, luv’ as he passed the drink to a burly workman. That’s modern masculinity I can get on board with
Was introduced to someone at the gym on Tuesday and he gave me a very unbritish hug. Saw him this morning and he blanked me
November 20, 2025 at 7:18 AM
Was introduced to someone at the gym on Tuesday and he gave me a very unbritish hug. Saw him this morning and he blanked me
The Christmas lights on Manchester’s Deansgate are tacky AF
November 19, 2025 at 7:48 AM
The Christmas lights on Manchester’s Deansgate are tacky AF
A friend in their 30s told me last night they had never heard of Victoria Wood. I can’t get over it
November 2, 2025 at 7:56 PM
A friend in their 30s told me last night they had never heard of Victoria Wood. I can’t get over it
Starting to regret agreeing to go to three different events in one day
November 1, 2025 at 11:02 AM
Starting to regret agreeing to go to three different events in one day
The people selling poppies are for more aggressive about it in London than elsewhere I’ve been
October 30, 2025 at 6:07 PM
The people selling poppies are for more aggressive about it in London than elsewhere I’ve been
When I go to london I always see people that you only see in london. I saw the poshest boy I’ve ever seen today in the City. He could not live anywhere else in Britain.
October 30, 2025 at 5:03 PM
When I go to london I always see people that you only see in london. I saw the poshest boy I’ve ever seen today in the City. He could not live anywhere else in Britain.
Turner is insane! This is ‘Sunrise with sea monsters’
October 30, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Turner is insane! This is ‘Sunrise with sea monsters’
Flipping heck Souleyman’s Story (Histoire de Souleyman) is a wonderful film. Frustrating, chaotic, moving.
October 28, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Flipping heck Souleyman’s Story (Histoire de Souleyman) is a wonderful film. Frustrating, chaotic, moving.
There’s absolutely nothing interesting about a shop beneath a massage parlour that only sells sweets and vapes
October 28, 2025 at 12:00 PM
There’s absolutely nothing interesting about a shop beneath a massage parlour that only sells sweets and vapes
I think I’m in love with Joe Marler’s beard
October 27, 2025 at 7:01 PM
I think I’m in love with Joe Marler’s beard
Have to get to a medical appointment. 10 mins before departure and train is on time. 5 mins before departure and as I’m half way to the station train is cancelled. Unreliable AF
October 8, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Have to get to a medical appointment. 10 mins before departure and train is on time. 5 mins before departure and as I’m half way to the station train is cancelled. Unreliable AF
Anyone got any tips on a good reusable coffee cup I could buy?
October 6, 2025 at 9:47 AM
Anyone got any tips on a good reusable coffee cup I could buy?
I thought the Smashing Machine was an utterly unremarkable story told very well.
October 5, 2025 at 4:07 PM
I thought the Smashing Machine was an utterly unremarkable story told very well.
What’s this nonsense now? We can demonstrate about something once but not repeatedly?
October 5, 2025 at 10:29 AM
What’s this nonsense now? We can demonstrate about something once but not repeatedly?
Just walked past a floppy haired young man in a suit smoking a pipe. Wonder if he’s going to the Conservative Party conference?
October 5, 2025 at 9:42 AM
Just walked past a floppy haired young man in a suit smoking a pipe. Wonder if he’s going to the Conservative Party conference?
The muscular barista is wearing orange short shorts this morning. I like a man who knows what he’s doing!
October 1, 2025 at 6:32 AM
The muscular barista is wearing orange short shorts this morning. I like a man who knows what he’s doing!
Sando?! Don’t start with that nonsense
September 29, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Sando?! Don’t start with that nonsense
Work have given us cakes to celebrate 25 years of the building. There are 11 of us in the office
September 26, 2025 at 10:11 AM
Work have given us cakes to celebrate 25 years of the building. There are 11 of us in the office
Two straights lads on the train discussing LGBTQ and they said LGB are just normal people and TQ and the mentally ill versions, like Furries
September 23, 2025 at 7:01 AM
Two straights lads on the train discussing LGBTQ and they said LGB are just normal people and TQ and the mentally ill versions, like Furries
A martyr? Looks like they’ve got their Horst Wessel, just need a song about him now.
September 22, 2025 at 8:54 AM
A martyr? Looks like they’ve got their Horst Wessel, just need a song about him now.