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Nel O’ton
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Dad, husband, physician, musician-song-writer-sound-engineer, veteran, believer in equal justice under the law without exceptions.

No one needs billionaires, and no one needs to be a billionaire.
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We all have.
December 4, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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What he said: 💯 🎯
November 29, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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Why can’t we have nice things, too?
November 28, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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Terrific
November 19, 2025 at 2:06 PM
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Trump Still Polling Well With Working-Class American Pedophiles https://theonion.com/trump-still-polling-well-with-working-class-american-pedophiles/
November 12, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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Mike Johnson: ‘My Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poor’
November 3, 2025 at 10:30 PM
I voted. Next comes the mandatory jury duty demand/request to punish ME for my patriotism, requiring me now to support a judicial system that let an insurrectionist felon run the country. tRump is also a sh!tty human being.
November 4, 2025 at 2:47 AM
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Trump Forces a Playdate with Xi Jinping & MTG Makes Too Much Sense for Desi Lydic

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Trump Forces a Playdate with Xi Jinping & MTG Makes Too Much Sense for Desi Lydic | The Daily Show
YouTube video by The Daily Show
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October 31, 2025 at 2:02 AM
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Economists: Hope Your Heart Wasn’t Set On A House
Economists: Hope Your Heart Wasn’t Set On A House
WASHINGTON—In an effort to manage the American people’s expectations, officials at the National Association for Business Economics announced Wednesday that they hoped your heart wasn’t set on a house....
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October 29, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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Diplomatic Talks Break Down Between Trump, Motion-Activated Ghost Decoration
Diplomatic Talks Break Down Between Trump, Motion-Activated Ghost Decoration
WASHINGTON—In what they described as a disappointing turn in the ongoing negotiations, White House officials confirmed Wednesday that diplomatic talks had broken down between President Donald Trump an...
theonion.com
October 25, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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when i say that i yelped in shock at this kid’s sign
October 18, 2025 at 9:54 PM
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October 18, 2025 at 7:33 PM
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THIS: 👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇
October 14, 2025 at 9:09 AM
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Marital Frustrations Channeled Through Thermostat
October 12, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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Yes but the courts keep treating his insincere arguments as if credible when any common citizen can see he/the administration are breaking laws left & right. He’s clearly telling his cronies that his immunity extends to his administration. Not sure court confirmation or negation has meaning anymore.
October 9, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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Bored National Guard Goes Door To Door Asking If Chicagoans Have Any Order They Need Restored https://theonion.com/bored-national-guard-goes-door-to-door-asking-if-chicagoans-have-any-order-they-need-restored/
October 9, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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.@morganevelyncook on TikTok is trying to figure out why Trump is sending troops to Portland, Oregon, and her video is the greatest thing ever 🤣
October 2, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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October 1, 2025 at 11:42 PM
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The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With Kash Patel https://theonion.com/the-onions-exclusive-interview-with-kash-patel/
September 23, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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Disney/ABC have a responsibility to refuse to participate in corruption.

Kimmel must be reinstated. If Disney/ABC agree to this extortion then perhaps creatives + workers should consider collective action to push back. Same w/buying park + cruise tickets if they bow.

People have power. Ask Target
September 20, 2025 at 1:13 AM
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Report: You To Be Fired For Reading This Headline About Charlie Kirk
Report: You To Be Fired For Reading This Headline About Charlie Kirk
NEW YORK—Insisting your fate was sealed the moment you clicked the link, a report released Tuesday found that you will be fired for reading this headline about Charlie Kirk. “Shortly after you navigat...
theonion.com
September 16, 2025 at 3:03 PM
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CDC Director Arrives At Office To Find Dead Deer With ‘Fired’ Carved Into It
August 28, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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August 17, 2025 at 1:58 AM
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Man Who Thought He'd Lost All Hope Loses Last Additional Bit Of Hope He Didn't Even Know He Still Had theonion.com/man-who...
August 8, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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DOJ Removes All Mentions Of Justice From Website theonion.com/doj-rem...
August 7, 2025 at 9:00 PM