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Psyche ✦ Dream Realm ✦ Cosmos
2024-01-17: i was robbed while shopping for Lego. the help desk clerk won't look at the security camera. i tell her the timestamp would be 14:00. another clerk says, "let me just enter that into the computer for you". he enters "14:00:00" on the timer of their toaster oven.

#dreams #theft #security
May 9, 2024 at 5:46 PM
2024-01-31: i'm riding down the hill on my skateboard. i'm looking for cigarette butts. i keep finding whole cigs, so i think someone threw all theirs away. i find the guy by the beach. he's very angry. he goes on a rant about the govt. i give him back his smokes.

#dreams #skateboards #cigarettes
May 8, 2024 at 11:34 PM
2023-04-09: i find four cursed onyx objects. a woman tells me i need to crush the objects to destroy them. i worry that will only release the evil trapped within, but she insists. i drop them into her crushing device. nothing happens. it was a trick. she just stole my cursed objects.

#dreams #curse
May 7, 2024 at 9:51 PM
2022-12-19: i'm a tiger in a restaurant. i prowl the aisles, scaring customers and begging for treats. i bully one guy until he gives me some of his spicy meatballs. i eat them. they are too spicy; not good for cats. i puke it all back up, making a small meaty barf pile.

#dreams #tigers #meatballs
May 7, 2024 at 1:45 AM
2024-05-05: the provincial govt was trying to pass new legislation meant to reduce the rights of townhouse tenants. the new bill was named "800 wasps". (hundreds of tiny stings aimed at taking out the fat-cat threat called "tenant rights".) drama ensued. the bill was dropped.

#dreams #tenants #law
May 6, 2024 at 1:15 AM
2023-10-12: i'm taking six rescue pit bulls from southern US up to Canada. we take a train up to NY state. we have to stop in Tallahassee NY for a "snoot test" to classify the dogs. we go to Milwaukee NY for a "Husky fur grading" test. in New York NY we finally get a border transfer.

#dreams #dogs
May 5, 2024 at 2:51 AM
2022-08-20: i'm watching a show about a vegan young woman who adopts a special needs dog. i just can't get over her eyebrows, which look like an eagle has landed on her face. they are the thickest most feathery eyebrows i have ever seen.

#dreams #eyebrows
May 3, 2024 at 4:15 PM
2023-11-24: i'm dead. i meet my parents and pets in the afterlife. we're stuck in a bad motel. ghosts are not allowed to free-roam in case they disturb the living. i organise a transfer for us all (pets incl) to go to a new motel. we crash the taxi mid-transit and escape.

#dreams #afterlife #ghosts
May 2, 2024 at 5:01 PM
2022-03-16: these stoner dudes from the park want me to hang onto their fully cooked cocktail wieners. i keep them in my pocket for days, until the guys finally want them back. we try to eat the wieners on toast with fries, but they are so dry i think i might chip a tooth.

#dreams #stoners #wieners
May 1, 2024 at 8:47 PM
2024-04-30: Pokémon has released irl loot box capsules. people can place bids using an app. it's a bidding war between red, blue, yellow, and green teams. a team wins by reaching a hidden dollar amount, then one lucky player can claim the capsule. i just want to buy a hat!

#dreams #pokemon #lootbox
April 30, 2024 at 4:33 PM
2024-04-29: i met Steve Jobs. i was yapping on about how Twitter died, so an ex-Twitter guy made BlueSky. when BlueSky died, an ex-BlueSky guy made "Ooblo". Steve gently corrected me: "it's Ooblio". i guess he already knew this stuff and was just listening to be polite...

#dreams #bluesky #ooblio
April 29, 2024 at 3:46 PM
2023-02-10: my friend's hamster (not real) is sick. they fed him oatmeal and beef broth, so now he has an ulcer. i get a tiny harness on him (plus leash), and take him for a walk. we head down to the beach. he goes for a swim. afterwards, he dries off by rolling in the sand.

#dreams #hamster #beach
April 28, 2024 at 4:50 PM
2024-03-22: i make large cake-shaped candles. they have several wicks coming out the top, and are reminiscent of birthday cakes. the candles contain orange oil and chunks of dried apple; they smell really good. i'm a peasant, and this is how i make my money.

#dreams #candles #peasantlife
April 27, 2024 at 4:58 PM
2022-12-16: i'm shopping in a discount store. i look at the art supplies. i decide to buy huge boxes of pencil crayons and oil pastels. my friend manages to buy the store's old mannequin. it's a middle-aged female mannequin with a silver pixie cut. her name is Ivy.

#dreams #artsupplies #mannequins
April 26, 2024 at 4:18 PM
2018-09-07: i'm a small imp. i live in the forest. the world is like a game, with zones and dungeons. i find a cave full of animal pens. there are monster pens, pig pens, and at the very back i find human pens. yikes. this is an ogre cave. i need to flee before they come back.

#dreams #caves #ogres
April 25, 2024 at 4:10 PM
2022-04-08: someone gave me a little pack of colourful pills. i thought they were just regular candies-- the chalky kind, like Rockets/Smarties. i ate a few of them before realising they were actually prescription meds. i had no idea what kind of meds they were. i was scared.

#dreams #drugs #candy
April 24, 2024 at 3:16 PM
2023-07-11: a friend and i were forming teeny tiny gremlins on sheets of paper. at first i thought we were growing specks of mould, but upon closer inspection i could see the specks were actually tiny creatures. adding water to the pages made the gremlins grow.

#dreams #gremlins #mold #mould
April 23, 2024 at 4:51 PM
2022-11-16: on the mountain live two huge monsters. the townsfolk say the smaller monster is angry and mean, but whenever i've seen them, the larger monster is bullying the smaller one. i befriend the smaller monster. he lets me ride on his shoulder as we head into battle.

#dreams #monsters #battle
April 22, 2024 at 4:13 PM
2024-01-12: a techie militia was taking over the neighbourhood. they had laser guns. i fought back, killed a few people, stole a weapon, and recruited one of their guys. he helped me build a bug-out bag so i could flee. he couldn't go along bc i had shot him; he was dying.

#dreams #lasergun #bugout
April 21, 2024 at 7:08 PM
2024-04-20: i'm on a crowded college schoolbus, trying to discreetly pack a bowl of crisp bright green weed into a small glass pipe. the bus arrives at the park. as people get up to leave, i light up and take a huge toke, killing the bowl in one hit. i exhale once outside.

#dreams #weed #420day
April 20, 2024 at 5:01 PM
February 21, 2024 at 4:13 AM