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onebeanburrito.bsky.social
Sage Flowers
@onebeanburrito.bsky.social
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Probably chilling 50 yrs ago or 50 yrs from now. When are we?

(he/him)

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baby girl is getting so big now. probably because she whines for food all the time and i am terrible at saying no to her.
sleeping cat next to a scratching post and a tennis ball
September 11, 2025 at 3:25 AM
onebeanburrito.bsky.social
house ball shooting
game 1 X X X X S6 (4-7-9-10)-2 X 9/ X 9/ 81 199 game 2 7 (1-2-10) 2 7(2-4-5) / 8 (5-7) - 9/ 8 (5-7) - 7/ X 9/ X 8(2-5)
May 4, 2025 at 6:04 AM
onebeanburrito.bsky.social
See a tree, Post a tree
spruce(i think) tree above a landscape of trees
March 11, 2025 at 4:33 AM
onebeanburrito.bsky.social
a wacky card. it took me 11 frames to open up my shoulders
scorecard [games] stats report game 1 (manual) 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 S72 X X S71 S62 9- 9/ X 9/ S71 9 36 54 62 70 79 99 119 136 144 game 2 (manual) 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 X X 9- 9- X X X 63 X XXX 29 48 57 66 96 122 141 150 180 210 game 3 (manual) 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 72 9/ 9/ X 81 X 72 X X XXS6 9 28 48 67 76 95 104 134 164 190
January 30, 2025 at 4:45 AM
onebeanburrito.bsky.social
we chilling
striped gray/tan cat stretched out relaxing on the carpet. side of a human's face smirking
January 16, 2025 at 5:52 AM
onebeanburrito.bsky.social
“You’ll be visited by three spirits.”

The three spirits:
Cronk looking at his shoulder devil who is pointing at his shoulder angel who is holding a harp defensively. screenshot from Emperor's New Groove (2005)
December 24, 2024 at 4:20 AM
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our handsome selves
floofing cat and her dumb human smirking like humans do
December 5, 2024 at 6:46 AM
onebeanburrito.bsky.social
who owns the rug
floofy kitty looking shmo my lagavuvu
December 5, 2024 at 6:42 AM
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sunshine through branches of a bare tree near the grassy shores of lake Huron. Windsor skyline faintly visible on the horizon. picnic tables under a couple trees with red & yellow leaves on the shore of the lake Burnt orange horizon over the lake after sunset
November 3, 2024 at 5:29 PM
onebeanburrito.bsky.social
hope you find some time to nap today
a tiny gray cat napping on a blue comforter with her little paws stretched out looking oh so comfortable
October 23, 2024 at 3:44 PM
onebeanburrito.bsky.social
I got a roommate, this is Frigg
light grey cat laying down on a rug wagging her tail, she's got blue eyes
October 6, 2024 at 5:06 PM
onebeanburrito.bsky.social
tag urself
a group of people dressed as animals, affectionately known as furries at a bowling alley
September 9, 2024 at 4:59 AM
onebeanburrito.bsky.social
caught this dino walking around straying from the pack
turkey walking on grass under a tree between the sidewalk and a brick building
August 17, 2024 at 4:52 AM
onebeanburrito.bsky.social
Drop the most powerful image in your gallery with zero explanation
Guinea pig statue wearing Incan robes & headdress and wielding a polearm regally as a scepter in one hand. They have an expression as if explaining something to an uneasy crowd but determinedly and focused.
July 13, 2024 at 4:58 AM
onebeanburrito.bsky.social
haven't you had any
chicago white sox Mendick number 0
May 20, 2024 at 8:19 PM
onebeanburrito.bsky.social
me, flirting
A man with dark beard and hair tied in a bun at the back with a shaved pate appearing focused and hopeful. Buntaro is saying "Let us go to death tonight." screenshot from Shogun s01e08
May 8, 2024 at 7:07 AM
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they wouldn't let me touch the grass but it was a good day regardless
comerica park outfield, from right field vantage comerica park infield, from right field vantage
May 1, 2024 at 8:38 PM
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a black bear bottom caption: it's free trout
May 1, 2024 at 6:39 AM
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moon setting behind clouds in a dawn sky. trees and a few lil apartments
April 26, 2024 at 5:09 AM
onebeanburrito.bsky.social
they returned and drew me a portrait. It's good! Spot on even
drawing of Sage
April 20, 2024 at 5:14 AM
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Picture of the staff who operates this bsky account:
Rick and Morty s03e05. 3 humanoid looking tiny aliens who have escaped from the customer service role inside of an enlarger machine. They're wearing their work headsets and casually worn business attire. They're drinking out of martini glasses.
April 1, 2024 at 4:31 AM
onebeanburrito.bsky.social
Use a saved photo to share your feelings with us
Moab, UT 2023. Looking up at a high canyon wall with the horizontal rows of erosion from hundreds of thousands of years of the Colorado River flowing through. Shrubs and a few trees and flowers cover the ground.
March 28, 2024 at 3:55 PM
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It was a good day at the office
Black and white selfie wearing my work uni in front of empty bowling lanes
March 26, 2024 at 3:37 AM
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👀
Text: "Where did William Burroughs shoot his wife? Mexico City Burroughs killed his second wife, Joan Vollmer, in 1951 in Mexico City. Burroughs initially claimed that he shot Vollmer while drunkenly attempting a "William Tell" stunt. He later told investigators that he had been showing his pistol to friends when it fell and hit the table, firing the bullet that killed Vollmer." https://en.m.wikipedia.org > wiki William S. Burroughs - Wikipedia
March 12, 2024 at 7:29 AM
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What you wearing to the Bluesky Ball?
Captain Ahab
February 28, 2024 at 5:37 AM