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one1smooch.bsky.social
elle
@one1smooch.bsky.social
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they/she•college sophomore•i think i’m hilarious, you’re just bitter

ex-nospace user ;-; #promosky

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no one said yes but here’s noah:
brown tuxedo kitten (about 4 weeks old) laying on a pile of blanket/towel/bed. he’s kneading because hes sleepy brown tuxedo kitten (about 4 weeks old) sticking his bossy little head out of the holes under a feet-up recliner where the mechanism is and where hes Not supposed to be. he’s meowing at me to come get him even though he got himself up in the fucking thing brown tuxedo kitten (about 4 weeks old) asleep in his blue owl blanket at the vet cause hes little brown tuxedo kitten asleep in belly up position against his auntie’s tummy. she’s not petting him because she’s determined to call him annoying so as not get attached
June 1, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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gifts i would get @karithehedgehog.bsky.social
3d sonic head on a computer screen shaped box cursed sonic earbuds
November 25, 2024 at 5:17 PM
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god my heart actually stopped. im- what the fuck.
BREAKING: Missouri Governor Denies Clemency to Marcellus Williams Yesterday evening, Missouri Gov. Parson denied Marcellus Williams' appeal for clemency, who is scheduled to be executed today, Sept. 24, at 6 p.m. CST. The governor's decision ignores the widespread support for clemency based on serious doubts about the integrity of Marcellus' conviction and death sentence. More than 1,400,000 concerned citizens petitioned Gov. Parson to commute his death sentence. Marcellus' legal team is still in active litigation with the U.S. Supreme Court. Please continue to share Marcellus' case and watch our website for updates: stv.fm/589010 Thank you for fighting alongside us and Marcellus. - Innocence Project Team
September 24, 2024 at 3:59 PM
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its actually crazy they wont cancel anyone’s practice when it looks like this outside
picture out my window of the sky LITERALLY SHITTING CATS AND DOGS
September 12, 2024 at 7:41 PM
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k, but why.
screengrab of a censored ‘suggested for you’ profile (for privacy reasons) that showed up on my profile. it reads ‘23y pervert fat fujoshi lesbian 🇧🇷 (censored).bsky.social 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩 (censored).straw.page’
September 4, 2024 at 5:21 PM
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screen grab from ‘How to get my husband on my side’. a blonde woman in a green dress, Ruby, is falling over with a bloody nose. the sfx read ‘keugh!’ her husband, a large silver haired man in a black uniform stands over her. his dialogue reads ‘you’ve finally croaked.’
August 27, 2024 at 8:31 PM
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i cant lie, sometimes i think im a good writer.
a screen grab from an essay i turned in last night titled: Why goldfish should go to prison. it reads: “families and torn communities. And “wouldn’t it make the mark of a good person, a good leader, to at least look into it?” White guilt can be invoked simply by the mere presence of a topic surrounding minorities but that does not make it a fallacy. All of these arguments and even the concept of “white guilt” is the correct response to the brutal, systemic oppression all minorities have and continue to endure, because what people are calling “white guilt” is just a basic sense of morality. An acknowledgment of wrong done and a desire to make it right.”
August 27, 2024 at 2:17 PM
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I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE WOMAN JOHN MULANEY IS WITH TIGHT NOW IS THE LOML SLOAN SABBITH
August 25, 2024 at 8:53 PM
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new hairnew hair
mirror selfie of me again but this time i have braids!!! 613 in the back, 4 right on the hair line and a mix for about. 5? rows back. im a black feminine figure with 16? or 18 inch braids. im wearing a brown turtleneck, a celestial patterned button up over top and plaid pants. i think that’s plaid. mim wearing cloud shaped earrings and a three layer necklace as well as a marble bead bracelet and an apple watch on my visible hand (the one holding the phone). i dont know what my makeup looks like bc this was last week but i know it was fire.
August 23, 2024 at 12:30 AM
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🗣️🗣️🗣️
August 19, 2024 at 10:31 PM
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Note: [in red text] smut; [in brown text] Prohibited word included. Continue typing?; (Dragon Village Collection is open for all ages. Necessary measures shall be taken for toxic behavior.); cancel/confirm
August 19, 2024 at 9:31 PM
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oh, im a comics fan ‘like marvel?’ no im a fan of comics ‘so you like iron man’ just. comics. in general. ‘you like superheroes? like some sort of pick me?’ NO. i like. Comics.
comic panel from ‘love so pure’ with small man in a blue polo as focus. he is wearing dog ears, glasses, teary eyes and a pout. his dialogue box reads ‘…’ the panel below it isn’t visible but the dialogue reads ‘anyway, can i continue with the meeting?’ comic panel from ‘bad boy crash course’ two men in left foreground in prison garb. the taller of the two has blush marks and is hiding his face in the smaller mans shoulder. tge smaller man is petting his head serenely. their dialogue reads ‘you’re a mess.’ ‘i know…’ a group of men also in prison garb are in the background frozen in the middle of a basketball game with sweat marks around and the descriptive text reads ‘collectively waiting for them to kiss…’ a chibi blonde woman’s head with green eyes looks shocked and angry on a sparkly background. her hair is in a tidy bun with roses on either side and a fringe framing her face. her thought bubble reads ‘he refused that coquette!’ i cannot, for the life of me, remember what this is from. very detailed fullscreen comic panel of a woman holding a sword threateningly while being surrounded by flames. she has silver hair and blue eyes a d is wearing a periwinkle suit. she is…angry. hot and angry. im too gay for this. i believe it’s from ‘the dukes bored daughter.’ her dialogue reads ‘then…i can kill you now, right?’
August 18, 2024 at 4:03 PM
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first aid kit of my dreams 😫😫🥳🤩😍
August 18, 2024 at 3:42 PM
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August 11, 2024 at 9:42 PM
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she’s?? my idol?? @gumshoes.bsky.social
Punished ‘Yearner’ Snake replied to fraternity gummy “kys” fraternity gummy replied “Ok???”
August 11, 2024 at 9:39 PM
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🤣
August 9, 2024 at 1:43 PM
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when they’re singing a little too hard to a song that’s in your playlist bc of them:
a screenshot of a manhwa panel. a spanish woman with dark hair and green eyes stand foreground in a black dress and shawl. her eyes are comically wide and her body language is tense. the word ‘pause’ is used for an expression above her head. (i just wanted an excuse to have her on my page again fr)
August 9, 2024 at 1:39 PM
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my honest reaction:
July 30, 2024 at 6:21 PM
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immortalised in the post that kills it
screen grab reading: 666 posts
July 30, 2024 at 6:13 PM
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it’s not just jeanist i have a problem with btw. some of this shit…
kirishima flesh glob. i. i don’t know how else to describe this. it’s from the licensing exam. a young boy with a blast gun coming out of his mouth and pin eyes a fucking walking washing machine A LITERAL WINDEX BOTTLE WITH HANDS. HANDS THAT HE USES TO SPRAY HIMSELF.
July 30, 2024 at 6:06 PM
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pink toned image of the start of the water on a beach. text reads: “it’s the largest and most premier naval base in the world” i’m gonna take it over. (my sister is the text not in quotations.)
July 30, 2024 at 5:54 PM
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white background with ink spills in the colours mint and grey. the text reads: Melanin takes a bit to develop. Like a polaroid.
July 30, 2024 at 5:50 PM
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inspirational poster with white text on a black overlay on top of a picture of a mountain reading: jesus himself is going to come here to smite you for the biggest lie that’s been told this year. instead of a trophy, you get jesus, escorting you personally to the gates of hell, because, let’s be so for real.
July 30, 2024 at 5:47 PM
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July 30, 2024 at 5:44 PM
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kk
picture of baked ziti in a glass dish on top of a glass stove top
July 30, 2024 at 5:30 PM