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elle
@one1smooch.bsky.social
they/she•college sophomore•i think i’m hilarious, you’re just bitter

ex-nospace user ;-; #promosky

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tumblr: littletealights (cause i crosspost and i don’t wanna get accused of theft)
discord: ellesnothere9435
yall ever look at the shape of a paragraph and cry bc it’s just slightly off and you dont know how to fix it? no? me neither
September 25, 2025 at 1:13 PM
im so over under stimulated someone help
July 15, 2025 at 3:03 AM
it’s actually terrible to hear how little my family liked the supernan movie bc they ‘prefer man of steel’ when he has NEVER been that in the comics but they just dont care about the comics. it’s frustrating and i wish id just gone alone
July 14, 2025 at 1:11 PM
a surprising amount of men dont know this but (unless your hair is in a protective style) you have to brush your hair IN the shower, at least once a week. in addition to shampooing and conditioning (separate steps, separate products) (im looking at you michael mouse)
July 10, 2025 at 11:40 PM
did you know you can smile at a baby and they will just entertain themselves?
July 10, 2025 at 9:47 PM
eww my grandfather had an idf tshirt. as in. merch.
July 10, 2025 at 9:20 PM
why is it that every time i get up early to go to the bathroom it becomes the busiest, loudest place on the fucking planet. im just trying to brush my teeth, man
July 6, 2025 at 11:56 AM
guys. lightning striking near you when you have glasses is an experience i do not recommend. when it starts. go inside?
July 5, 2025 at 10:51 PM
guys we need will macavoy back and im not even joking anymore. we need news night i stg
July 4, 2025 at 10:47 AM
tbh the live action httyd added nothing. it’s okay. i guess. but it does legitimately look like a fanfilm in.. most places
July 3, 2025 at 11:58 PM
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owo
July 2, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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he is v cool 💫
July 3, 2025 at 11:09 AM
a few days ago i met my cousin for the first time since my dad’s promotion, last year, and his BABY that no one told me he had
July 3, 2025 at 9:28 PM
guys i want guthries but im literally in ny city right now what the fuck
June 29, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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sonic x sanrio 💫

who do we think the others will be?
June 25, 2025 at 10:43 AM
no cause why is she so annoyed by the fact that quinni is happy? fuck her
June 23, 2025 at 2:56 PM
i love highly visual shows and movies when i cant find descriptive audio. it does feel an awful lot like shapes and colours only.
June 23, 2025 at 1:25 PM
i believe in god enough to know im being punished. literally what the fuck did i do? ive been faithful my whole life i swear, so why? why is everything taken from me right when i start to appreciate its there to stay. what lesson is there to learn here? please stop please
June 22, 2025 at 12:25 PM
they put a blurring dye in my good eye. literally how am i supposed to function
June 21, 2025 at 9:16 PM
okay, maybe the animation isnt so bad. maybe im just a hater.
June 20, 2025 at 1:54 PM
i fr never notice sophia’s disknees until someone points it out, but this is becoming a problem. it’s not good for your back sophia!!
June 20, 2025 at 1:18 PM
he posted a different set from that weekend onto youtube 😭 i cant even make up for my disordered sleeping im so upset
i fell asleep. i missed like 10 percent of this show im SURE of it and im DEVASTATED
June 19, 2025 at 7:44 PM
i dont vibe with the lyrics of gnarly tbh but i WILL defend katseye to everyone. 🤞🏽trust
June 19, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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the way i know most of you men dont actually care about mens mental health unless its meant to devalue womens experiences is because when news breaks of a female teacher having sex with a 14 year old student youre all in the replies saying he had the time of his life
June 19, 2025 at 11:14 AM
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What does ICE have to hide?

The Department of Homeland Security has issued a new policy that allows ICE officials to block or cancel visits by members of Congress to immigration detention facilities, whenever they “deem it appropriate” or cite vague “operational concerns.”
June 19, 2025 at 7:00 PM