Dom
@onceapunatime.bsky.social
Love humour, reading and easy cryptic crosswords.Oh and quizzes and dogs
Wish the world was a fairer place
Wish the world was a fairer place
Will be worst one ever for me. Lost my wife last week.
December 13, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Will be worst one ever for me. Lost my wife last week.
Is a smoking jacket not a blazer
November 15, 2025 at 11:25 AM
Is a smoking jacket not a blazer
But I'm already free thanks
October 28, 2025 at 5:02 PM
But I'm already free thanks
Steak pudding and custard for dinner then
October 23, 2025 at 10:18 AM
Steak pudding and custard for dinner then
When asked if he thought he'd win the jackpot he said "yes no sweat "
October 21, 2025 at 8:16 PM
When asked if he thought he'd win the jackpot he said "yes no sweat "
If Roman numerals make you mad are you LIVID
October 20, 2025 at 7:45 PM
If Roman numerals make you mad are you LIVID
Yes most of them are watchable. Like those Yorkshire sisters and the couple in the caravan.Saw something on YouTube recently with many of the people's before and after pictures.Interesting to see them in their much younger days
October 18, 2025 at 8:26 AM
Yes most of them are watchable. Like those Yorkshire sisters and the couple in the caravan.Saw something on YouTube recently with many of the people's before and after pictures.Interesting to see them in their much younger days
I thought the reply was better when he said " nobody wants their cock blown off "
October 18, 2025 at 8:18 AM
I thought the reply was better when he said " nobody wants their cock blown off "
You need to sit down and think about it.Perhaps you have a stool to sit on
October 15, 2025 at 7:33 AM
You need to sit down and think about it.Perhaps you have a stool to sit on
Morning, just follow the written instructions and go through the motions.
October 15, 2025 at 6:28 AM
Morning, just follow the written instructions and go through the motions.
Imagine how surprised I was when I found out the mortician wasn't an annex at the art gallery
October 14, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Imagine how surprised I was when I found out the mortician wasn't an annex at the art gallery
Ah crumble. No having the apple pie problem of what to accompany it when I dither over custard, ice cream or cream.It's the law you have to have lashings of hot custard with crumble
October 2, 2025 at 6:50 AM
Ah crumble. No having the apple pie problem of what to accompany it when I dither over custard, ice cream or cream.It's the law you have to have lashings of hot custard with crumble
When Beethoven died did he start decomposing
August 30, 2025 at 7:24 AM
When Beethoven died did he start decomposing
Surely orgasmic wine is extra wet not dry. Oops me and my poor eyesight again
August 22, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Surely orgasmic wine is extra wet not dry. Oops me and my poor eyesight again
Went to new barbers in town. 50% off opening offer.Great I thought. Turns out he only did half my head.
August 19, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Went to new barbers in town. 50% off opening offer.Great I thought. Turns out he only did half my head.
Very true comment. Chandler must have been based on me.His jokes and awkwardness are me to T. Yorkshire tea obvs
August 19, 2025 at 9:55 AM
Very true comment. Chandler must have been based on me.His jokes and awkwardness are me to T. Yorkshire tea obvs