Dom
@onceapunatime.bsky.social
Love humour, reading and easy cryptic crosswords.Oh and quizzes and dogs
Wish the world was a fairer place
Wish the world was a fairer place
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Dom
@onceapunatime.bsky.social
· Nov 18
Knowledge is knowing the tomato is a fruit.Wisdom is not to put it in a fruit salad
My wife died yesterday.Heartbroken doesn't begin to cover it
December 7, 2025 at 6:59 PM
My wife died yesterday.Heartbroken doesn't begin to cover it
If a kangaroo has a flat battery does it need a jump start
November 10, 2025 at 7:44 PM
If a kangaroo has a flat battery does it need a jump start
I hear Reform are trying to recruit 3 wise men for their nativity play
November 10, 2025 at 7:41 PM
I hear Reform are trying to recruit 3 wise men for their nativity play
If a Zebra reaches the rank of Sergeant the army does it get 3 stripes
November 10, 2025 at 7:32 PM
If a Zebra reaches the rank of Sergeant the army does it get 3 stripes
Mixed up my bubble bath and mouthwash today.At least my farts smell nice
October 22, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Mixed up my bubble bath and mouthwash today.At least my farts smell nice
Is a cardboard belt a waist of paper ?
October 6, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Is a cardboard belt a waist of paper ?
I had a dream last night.I was swimming in a giant orange lake.Turns out it was a Fanta Sea
August 20, 2025 at 9:12 AM
I had a dream last night.I was swimming in a giant orange lake.Turns out it was a Fanta Sea
My chiropodist told me a corny joke but the man at Specsavers told me a cornea one
February 26, 2025 at 4:30 PM
My chiropodist told me a corny joke but the man at Specsavers told me a cornea one
Would you prefer to come back in the next life as a dog or a cat
February 23, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Would you prefer to come back in the next life as a dog or a cat
Can you use the word 'and' 5 times successively in a sentence so that the sentence still makes sense
February 23, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Can you use the word 'and' 5 times successively in a sentence so that the sentence still makes sense
One of my favourite crossword clues
Nothing squared is a cube ( 3 )
Nothing squared is a cube ( 3 )
February 17, 2025 at 4:44 PM
One of my favourite crossword clues
Nothing squared is a cube ( 3 )
Nothing squared is a cube ( 3 )
What did Santa say to Rudolph before they set off ? I hope it doesn't rain dear
December 20, 2024 at 11:49 AM
What did Santa say to Rudolph before they set off ? I hope it doesn't rain dear
Bought my wife a waterbed for our anniversary but we just drifted apart
December 15, 2024 at 1:54 PM
Bought my wife a waterbed for our anniversary but we just drifted apart
Is an ocean of orangeade a fanta sea
December 14, 2024 at 1:11 PM
Is an ocean of orangeade a fanta sea
What cheese is made backwards
December 13, 2024 at 9:39 PM
What cheese is made backwards
If you have shares in an underwear company do you have a vested interest
December 12, 2024 at 5:15 PM
If you have shares in an underwear company do you have a vested interest
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What do you call a woman who can juggle six pints of beer and play snooker at the same time. Beatrix Potter
November 13, 2024 at 5:13 PM
What do you call a woman who can juggle six pints of beer and play snooker at the same time. Beatrix Potter
Going to see the comedian Ed Byrne tonight.Hope the rain doesn't put him out
December 7, 2024 at 6:13 PM
Going to see the comedian Ed Byrne tonight.Hope the rain doesn't put him out
Why aren't Reform having a nativity play. They can't find 3 wise men
December 7, 2024 at 1:13 PM
Why aren't Reform having a nativity play. They can't find 3 wise men
It's throwing it down and blowing a gale.Wife keeps looking through the window.If it gets any worse I'll have to let her in
December 7, 2024 at 9:37 AM
It's throwing it down and blowing a gale.Wife keeps looking through the window.If it gets any worse I'll have to let her in
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When Beethoven was buried did he start decomposing
November 13, 2024 at 5:00 PM
When Beethoven was buried did he start decomposing
Happy Friday everyone
December 6, 2024 at 8:06 AM
Happy Friday everyone
What do you call a girl who lived on the top of your house. Ruth
December 4, 2024 at 4:50 PM
What do you call a girl who lived on the top of your house. Ruth