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Brandon Werner
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🎃 Halloween Expert
🗽 Laughing Historically
🧟‍♂️ Creative Director @ AMC, The Walking Dead, Anne Rice

EVERYTHING’S COMPUTER
At least once an hour.
April 10, 2025 at 2:33 AM
This is the discourse we need today
April 7, 2025 at 3:19 PM
My three year old without fail now yells out “bad guy car!” Every time we pass a Tesla.
April 4, 2025 at 9:16 PM
🍄 Nintendo Switch 2 Incoming! The long-awaited Switch 2 launches in June—with better graphics and an open-world Mario Kart. It looks perfect.
April 3, 2025 at 7:49 PM
🐧 Trade War Chaos: Trump just started a trade war with the entire world—including an island inhabited only by penguins. In response, Rand Paul, Mitch McConnell, Collins, and Murkowski joined Democrats to pass a bill toblock his Canadian tariffs. The cracks are showing.
April 3, 2025 at 7:49 PM
⚡️ Tesla Trouble: Tesla delivered 337,000 vehicles in Q1 2025, a 13% drop from last year. Stocks are down 12% this morning. And after his $26M Wisconsin election flop, Trump’s team is already signaling that Musk’s days are numbered.
April 3, 2025 at 7:49 PM
maybe they need to see it again... he should try it next election.
April 2, 2025 at 8:52 PM
🇫🇷 In “actions have consequences” news, far-right French leader Marine Le Pen has been found guilty of embezzlement and banned from holding public office—destroying her chances of running for president in 2027
April 2, 2025 at 1:06 PM
🍊 In Florida, two deep-red districts held special elections. Republicans won, but the real story? A massive +16 and +22-point shift toward Democrats since November. Escambia County, which went +19 for Trump last election, just flipped blue.
April 2, 2025 at 1:06 PM
🧀 In Wisconsin, Democrat-backed Susan Crawford won the state Supreme Court race in a landslide—despite Elon Musk dumping $26 million into the race, bribing voters with $1 million checks, and dancing in a cheese hat. Not only did she win by double digits, but she also shifted every county left
April 2, 2025 at 1:06 PM
💙 Booker’s livestream racked up over 250 million likes on TikTok—more than the number of eligible U.S. voters.
April 2, 2025 at 1:06 PM
✊ Senator Cory Booker just broke racist segregationist Strom Thurmond’s 24-hour filibuster record (originally set to protest the Civil Rights Act). Booker did it to fight Trump and Musk’s cuts to vital federal services—proving once again that you don’t mess with New Jersey.
April 2, 2025 at 1:06 PM