Brandon Werner
@onbrandon.bsky.social
🎃 Halloween Expert
🗽 Laughing Historically
🧟♂️ Creative Director @ AMC, The Walking Dead, Anne Rice
EVERYTHING’S COMPUTER
🗽 Laughing Historically
🧟♂️ Creative Director @ AMC, The Walking Dead, Anne Rice
EVERYTHING’S COMPUTER
New York certainly just proved it knows what trash smells like on a hot summer day.
June 25, 2025 at 2:54 AM
New York certainly just proved it knows what trash smells like on a hot summer day.
What are the odds on Pope Luigi?
May 8, 2025 at 4:44 PM
What are the odds on Pope Luigi?
One day, andor should be required viewing for all American high schoolers.
April 24, 2025 at 12:25 PM
One day, andor should be required viewing for all American high schoolers.
Don’t worry. Trump is a business man. Have you heard of the super successful Trump Marina resort and casino? How about Trump Plaza Casino? Trump Taj? I hear that Atlantic City is going to be the Gaza of the midatlantic region!
April 3, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Don’t worry. Trump is a business man. Have you heard of the super successful Trump Marina resort and casino? How about Trump Plaza Casino? Trump Taj? I hear that Atlantic City is going to be the Gaza of the midatlantic region!
🌞 Good Morning News: Wednesday 4/03/25
“There are decades where nothing happens, and weeks where decades happen.” — Lenin
😴 One more day until the weekend—let’s run it down.
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“There are decades where nothing happens, and weeks where decades happen.” — Lenin
😴 One more day until the weekend—let’s run it down.
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April 3, 2025 at 7:49 PM
🌞 Good Morning News: Wednesday 4/03/25
“There are decades where nothing happens, and weeks where decades happen.” — Lenin
😴 One more day until the weekend—let’s run it down.
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“There are decades where nothing happens, and weeks where decades happen.” — Lenin
😴 One more day until the weekend—let’s run it down.
🧵
Tariffs of 24% on china and 24% on Japan... ON NINTENDO SWITCH 2 ANNOUNCEMENT DAY?!?!?!?!?
April 2, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Tariffs of 24% on china and 24% on Japan... ON NINTENDO SWITCH 2 ANNOUNCEMENT DAY?!?!?!?!?
🌞 Good Morning News: Wednesday 4/2/25
🐫 It’s hump day, and we’ve got a good one today! 🧵
🐫 It’s hump day, and we’ve got a good one today! 🧵
April 2, 2025 at 1:06 PM
🌞 Good Morning News: Wednesday 4/2/25
🐫 It’s hump day, and we’ve got a good one today! 🧵
🐫 It’s hump day, and we’ve got a good one today! 🧵
What everyone in this country never seems to learn is… don’t mess with New Jersey.
April 1, 2025 at 10:34 PM
What everyone in this country never seems to learn is… don’t mess with New Jersey.
The unforeseen part about a filibuster in the modern era is, it’s perfect. It is SUCH good livestream content, it is clippable for the feeds, and feels like a Mr Beast challenge. Dems should just have one going at all times.
April 1, 2025 at 10:31 PM
The unforeseen part about a filibuster in the modern era is, it’s perfect. It is SUCH good livestream content, it is clippable for the feeds, and feels like a Mr Beast challenge. Dems should just have one going at all times.
Personal phones...
One person in the group chat was inside the Kremlin...
Literally a minute by minute timetable of a major airstrike...
... Are we done yet?
One person in the group chat was inside the Kremlin...
Literally a minute by minute timetable of a major airstrike...
... Are we done yet?
March 26, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Personal phones...
One person in the group chat was inside the Kremlin...
Literally a minute by minute timetable of a major airstrike...
... Are we done yet?
One person in the group chat was inside the Kremlin...
Literally a minute by minute timetable of a major airstrike...
... Are we done yet?
I just got invited to a group chat called
“UFOS AND SHIT: PC small group”
You think legit?
“UFOS AND SHIT: PC small group”
You think legit?
March 24, 2025 at 11:31 PM
I just got invited to a group chat called
“UFOS AND SHIT: PC small group”
You think legit?
“UFOS AND SHIT: PC small group”
You think legit?
Hey fellow Z and Millennials… seems we have a weekend of drinking our new favorite drink Guinness coming up that would be a nice way to forget about fears of an coming recession and dismantling of our retirement … and oh come on?!?! 200% tariffs on eu alcohol?!?!?
March 13, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Hey fellow Z and Millennials… seems we have a weekend of drinking our new favorite drink Guinness coming up that would be a nice way to forget about fears of an coming recession and dismantling of our retirement … and oh come on?!?! 200% tariffs on eu alcohol?!?!?
🌞 Good Morning News: Wednesday 3/12/25
🐫 Happy Hump Day!
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🐫 Happy Hump Day!
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March 12, 2025 at 6:37 PM
🌞 Good Morning News: Wednesday 3/12/25
🐫 Happy Hump Day!
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🐫 Happy Hump Day!
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This is feeling like super market sweep for grifters. They know karma/society is going to catch up eventually, and by the time they do, they plan to all have spent the money on uppers and suits.
March 11, 2025 at 11:08 PM
This is feeling like super market sweep for grifters. They know karma/society is going to catch up eventually, and by the time they do, they plan to all have spent the money on uppers and suits.
🌞 Good Morning News: Tuesday 3/11/25
☀️ New York finally hit 60° with 7pm sunsets — the vibes are shifting!
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☀️ New York finally hit 60° with 7pm sunsets — the vibes are shifting!
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March 11, 2025 at 3:29 PM
🌞 Good Morning News: Tuesday 3/11/25
☀️ New York finally hit 60° with 7pm sunsets — the vibes are shifting!
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☀️ New York finally hit 60° with 7pm sunsets — the vibes are shifting!
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As we enter into the ides of March... you can feel it... something is happening... something is changing...
March 10, 2025 at 5:58 PM
As we enter into the ides of March... you can feel it... something is happening... something is changing...
I tell you, without a single doubt all of this, near all of it, will one day be revealed as a massive insider trading scheme.
March 5, 2025 at 1:04 AM
I tell you, without a single doubt all of this, near all of it, will one day be revealed as a massive insider trading scheme.
Reposted by Brandon Werner
So what’s Elon’s approval process for Trump’s state of the union? Does Trump submit it as an outline first? Or does he have to hand in a v1 and wait for edits using the comments feature?
March 4, 2025 at 12:46 PM
So what’s Elon’s approval process for Trump’s state of the union? Does Trump submit it as an outline first? Or does he have to hand in a v1 and wait for edits using the comments feature?
I say this being part Ukrainian, Trump just learned you never ever enter into a verbal argument with a Ukrainian. There is no winning. They dabble in discourse like a painter dabbles in watercolors.
February 28, 2025 at 7:08 PM
I say this being part Ukrainian, Trump just learned you never ever enter into a verbal argument with a Ukrainian. There is no winning. They dabble in discourse like a painter dabbles in watercolors.
I’ve literally been making videos about this for most my adult life. History is full of dumb weird events that somehow stumbles towards progress, and it’s the only understanding that, which
somehow makes the present palatable.
somehow makes the present palatable.
February 27, 2025 at 1:31 PM
I’ve literally been making videos about this for most my adult life. History is full of dumb weird events that somehow stumbles towards progress, and it’s the only understanding that, which
somehow makes the present palatable.
somehow makes the present palatable.
Reposted by Brandon Werner
ketamine's reputation is never going to recover from this I fear
February 25, 2025 at 8:40 PM
ketamine's reputation is never going to recover from this I fear
Reposted by Brandon Werner
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February 24, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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🌞 Good Morning News: Friday 2/24/25
It’s a new week, and Daylight Savings is just 13 days away! 🧵
It’s a new week, and Daylight Savings is just 13 days away! 🧵
February 24, 2025 at 5:34 PM
🌞 Good Morning News: Friday 2/24/25
It’s a new week, and Daylight Savings is just 13 days away! 🧵
It’s a new week, and Daylight Savings is just 13 days away! 🧵
🌞 Good Morning News: Friday 2/21/25
🍺 It’s Friday! 16 days until Daylight Savings Time.
🍺 It’s Friday! 16 days until Daylight Savings Time.
February 21, 2025 at 1:54 PM
🌞 Good Morning News: Friday 2/21/25
🍺 It’s Friday! 16 days until Daylight Savings Time.
🍺 It’s Friday! 16 days until Daylight Savings Time.