i’m never going to get over frog purse with mouth full of googly eyes

i feel like A Wizard of Earthsea by Ursula K Le Guin would go great in this list too!

i've been seeing these too like every day and every day it breaks me a little bit but also i have to admit the targeting algorithm is working here

Normally I don’t really care about John Milton but I always really liked the line “Look homeward Angel now, and melt with ruth“

I just really like the idea that you can just call something “polite” to make it be polite

do you have this witch's contact info? i think this would fix me