a ghost!
@onabonana.bsky.social
34/f/NYC. I write poetry, fantasy fiction and code. 🏳️⚧️ she/her. Please indoctrinate me into your hobby and/or special interest.
Reposted by a ghost!
Netflix's algorithm: "Oh, did you enjoy the docuseries examining WWE's history of toxic behavior, sexual misconduct, endangering the health of its employees, and outright abuse, calling into question the organization's legacy and impact on our society?
Then you'll love WWE RAW, now on Netflix!"
Then you'll love WWE RAW, now on Netflix!"
January 5, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Netflix's algorithm: "Oh, did you enjoy the docuseries examining WWE's history of toxic behavior, sexual misconduct, endangering the health of its employees, and outright abuse, calling into question the organization's legacy and impact on our society?
Then you'll love WWE RAW, now on Netflix!"
Then you'll love WWE RAW, now on Netflix!"
can’t believe we made a world where dogs have anxiety, wtf are we even doing
December 24, 2024 at 2:31 PM
can’t believe we made a world where dogs have anxiety, wtf are we even doing
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November 23, 2024 at 5:09 PM
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I do think it's kind of funny that the only thing we know for sure about the Department of Government Efficiency is that it's going to be paying two guys to do one job
November 22, 2024 at 12:48 PM
I do think it's kind of funny that the only thing we know for sure about the Department of Government Efficiency is that it's going to be paying two guys to do one job
close enough
Elon Musk is 1000% going to end up promoting QAnon by this time next year
November 22, 2024 at 12:06 AM
close enough
*Mary Oliver voice*: You do not have to be demure.
August 16, 2024 at 1:31 AM
*Mary Oliver voice*: You do not have to be demure.
what is the point of a recommendation algorithm that does this
June 4, 2024 at 4:38 AM
what is the point of a recommendation algorithm that does this
Can’t get over the waiter who brought us a spoon to break the egg on a dish my wife and I were sharing, looked between the two of us, then handed it to me and said, “you have the face of someone who wants to crack an egg”
April 16, 2024 at 11:16 AM
Can’t get over the waiter who brought us a spoon to break the egg on a dish my wife and I were sharing, looked between the two of us, then handed it to me and said, “you have the face of someone who wants to crack an egg”
flying internationally tonight and am absolutely out of my gourd with fear 😰
April 5, 2024 at 7:40 PM
flying internationally tonight and am absolutely out of my gourd with fear 😰
it's really nice to have friends that will proactively be like, "hey, i know you struggle with crowds—this spot is probably overstimulating for you so let's go somewhere else"
April 3, 2024 at 12:37 AM
it's really nice to have friends that will proactively be like, "hey, i know you struggle with crowds—this spot is probably overstimulating for you so let's go somewhere else"
again, again!
“Why have I been feeling so shitty lately?” she wondered, fully aware that she was a week and a half late for her estradiol injection
February 2, 2024 at 1:16 PM
again, again!
good news!
i am cancelling february
& march is on thin ice
i am cancelling february
& march is on thin ice
January 25, 2024 at 5:24 PM
good news!
i am cancelling february
& march is on thin ice
i am cancelling february
& march is on thin ice
*kurt vonnegut voice*: god damn it, you've got to be nice to me 🥺
January 13, 2024 at 9:25 PM
*kurt vonnegut voice*: god damn it, you've got to be nice to me 🥺
Reposted by a ghost!
after careful consideration there's been an addendum
January 5, 2024 at 1:18 PM
after careful consideration there's been an addendum
2023 was the year I started reading and writing in earnest again. It was the year I got married. It was the year I made new close friends. It was the year I left my house more days than not.
It wasn’t a good year—I think we’ve used them all up—but it was the year I came back from the dead.
It wasn’t a good year—I think we’ve used them all up—but it was the year I came back from the dead.
December 29, 2023 at 8:49 PM
2023 was the year I started reading and writing in earnest again. It was the year I got married. It was the year I made new close friends. It was the year I left my house more days than not.
It wasn’t a good year—I think we’ve used them all up—but it was the year I came back from the dead.
It wasn’t a good year—I think we’ve used them all up—but it was the year I came back from the dead.
I know trans women are women because whenever someone calls an ambulance for me I spend the whole time apologizing profusely to the EMTs like "sorry for being so dramatic, I know that was really extra of me to lose consciousness and fall over, definitely my fault, sorry sorry I'm so sorry"
December 24, 2023 at 4:28 PM
I know trans women are women because whenever someone calls an ambulance for me I spend the whole time apologizing profusely to the EMTs like "sorry for being so dramatic, I know that was really extra of me to lose consciousness and fall over, definitely my fault, sorry sorry I'm so sorry"
I don't know why my reaction to feeling like I was going to faint was to stand up and go walk outside where no one was around to help
I'm like a cat that crawls into a pile of clothes and the back of a closet so no one can see me die lol
I'm like a cat that crawls into a pile of clothes and the back of a closet so no one can see me die lol
December 24, 2023 at 4:25 PM
I don't know why my reaction to feeling like I was going to faint was to stand up and go walk outside where no one was around to help
I'm like a cat that crawls into a pile of clothes and the back of a closet so no one can see me die lol
I'm like a cat that crawls into a pile of clothes and the back of a closet so no one can see me die lol
now forever known at the restaurant as the trans woman who walked outside to faint, went back inside to faint again, and everyone freaked out and called an ambulance and my blood pressure was crazy low but at the hospital they said everything was fine and sent me home
December 24, 2023 at 4:24 PM
now forever known at the restaurant as the trans woman who walked outside to faint, went back inside to faint again, and everyone freaked out and called an ambulance and my blood pressure was crazy low but at the hospital they said everything was fine and sent me home
Attn all social media platforms: unless someone has directly interacted with me in some way, i do no want a notification about it
December 18, 2023 at 11:49 AM
Attn all social media platforms: unless someone has directly interacted with me in some way, i do no want a notification about it
I don’t care what anyone says, seeing rats scurry along the subway tracks always fills me with joy
December 16, 2023 at 4:32 AM
I don’t care what anyone says, seeing rats scurry along the subway tracks always fills me with joy