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Omnithea
@omnithea.bsky.social
An endless font of bad ideas. Middest of takes. Free of bangers. He/his/him
Divorced Guy Energy
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swanboy.com
January 16, 2026 at 9:19 AM
Coal fired w/ forcefield
January 16, 2026 at 8:46 AM
All the members are dead now of course.
January 3, 2026 at 7:24 PM
The Bad Faith Machine is some sort of mid 90s supergroup.
January 3, 2026 at 4:35 AM
I proselytize in the name of The Church of Dandolos.
December 30, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Divorce 2
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swanboy.com
December 30, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Bubble Juggling
December 19, 2025 at 8:56 PM
*takes notes*

So this is the "doing crime" that follows the "being gay".
November 7, 2025 at 11:44 AM
I love that Swanboy was actually trying to discuss something profound about our culture and Noel nipped it in the bud. Not even on purpose. Just derailing his buddy's once-a-year INT+1.
October 21, 2025 at 7:09 AM
Rooting for the wall.
October 2, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Is this the guy who audits the employment status of Skyrim residents?
July 9, 2025 at 2:36 AM
The Unstoppable Judger-Naut
June 17, 2025 at 7:23 AM
God's bones and other endgame items.
June 6, 2025 at 6:32 AM
x.com
June 6, 2025 at 6:28 AM
Edited version of that meme where a bacterium is like "I can't wait to colonize this child's intestinal tract" and the other one says "dude we're in an asshole"
May 31, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Crowded in there.
May 31, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Black Smokescreen means Crime Spree
April 21, 2025 at 7:45 PM