Omnithea
@omnithea.bsky.social
An endless font of bad ideas. Middest of takes. Free of bangers. He/his/him
Hulk game where you play as Banner most of the time. Collect scrap and supplies to accomplish your goals. Damage or other stress leads to a Hulk-Out. Loss of inventory and progress on projects. Incentivize stealth and ending battles quickly. Set in American Southwest away from civilization.
October 19, 2025 at 7:58 AM
Hulk game where you play as Banner most of the time. Collect scrap and supplies to accomplish your goals. Damage or other stress leads to a Hulk-Out. Loss of inventory and progress on projects. Incentivize stealth and ending battles quickly. Set in American Southwest away from civilization.
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Fuck. Fuck. FUUUUCK.
Our car just got repossessed (literally just now at 11:30 at night), and I don’t have the money to get it out. FUCK.
If you can help, please please help.
PayPal.me/MaeGodHaveMercy
Cash.app/$MaeGodHaveMercy
Venmo.com/u/MaeGodHaveMercy
Our car just got repossessed (literally just now at 11:30 at night), and I don’t have the money to get it out. FUCK.
If you can help, please please help.
PayPal.me/MaeGodHaveMercy
Cash.app/$MaeGodHaveMercy
Venmo.com/u/MaeGodHaveMercy
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September 19, 2025 at 6:44 AM
Fuck. Fuck. FUUUUCK.
Our car just got repossessed (literally just now at 11:30 at night), and I don’t have the money to get it out. FUCK.
If you can help, please please help.
PayPal.me/MaeGodHaveMercy
Cash.app/$MaeGodHaveMercy
Venmo.com/u/MaeGodHaveMercy
Our car just got repossessed (literally just now at 11:30 at night), and I don’t have the money to get it out. FUCK.
If you can help, please please help.
PayPal.me/MaeGodHaveMercy
Cash.app/$MaeGodHaveMercy
Venmo.com/u/MaeGodHaveMercy
@bransonreese.bsky.social Don't die the way the Berserk guy did.
July 30, 2025 at 2:10 AM
@bransonreese.bsky.social Don't die the way the Berserk guy did.
@bransonreese.bsky.social This looks bad, but if I treat the comic as a manga and apply the reverse reading order Rona is actually about to go Super Saiyan.
June 13, 2025 at 8:20 AM
@bransonreese.bsky.social This looks bad, but if I treat the comic as a manga and apply the reverse reading order Rona is actually about to go Super Saiyan.
@bransonreese.bsky.social My head canon is that Swanboy is gainfully employed, but that's cuz the guys at the loading dock realize paying him to stay home is a public service.
April 21, 2025 at 6:09 PM
@bransonreese.bsky.social My head canon is that Swanboy is gainfully employed, but that's cuz the guys at the loading dock realize paying him to stay home is a public service.
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April 10, 2025 at 5:02 AM
#MarvelRivals Deadpool uses 4th Wall Breaking projectiles that damage your opponent's camera by obscuring it with bullet holes.
March 22, 2025 at 6:25 AM
#MarvelRivals Deadpool uses 4th Wall Breaking projectiles that damage your opponent's camera by obscuring it with bullet holes.
@bransonreese.bsky.social Do Swanboy and Noel have a shirt of shame one of them wears when they're exposed for unknowingly liking a cover song? Like "CoverBoy" in the CoverGirl font?
March 6, 2025 at 6:15 PM
@bransonreese.bsky.social Do Swanboy and Noel have a shirt of shame one of them wears when they're exposed for unknowingly liking a cover song? Like "CoverBoy" in the CoverGirl font?
x.com
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January 12, 2025 at 11:05 AM
Told Whitney Cummings to run into a burning building if she wanted to judge firefighters and got my Twitter account locked for a week.
January 11, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Told Whitney Cummings to run into a burning building if she wanted to judge firefighters and got my Twitter account locked for a week.
So communism has a problem with too much centralized authority and anarchism leaves a void a tyrant will fill so clearly the solution is to create a benevolent fake authority that people will obey and oh shit that's just religion.
December 7, 2024 at 2:20 AM
So communism has a problem with too much centralized authority and anarchism leaves a void a tyrant will fill so clearly the solution is to create a benevolent fake authority that people will obey and oh shit that's just religion.
I was about to exercise, but thankfully the kitten prevented that.
November 25, 2024 at 9:08 AM
I was about to exercise, but thankfully the kitten prevented that.
In a modern superhero movie there will be no phone booths to change in. Clark Kent will instead hit a vape and emerge as Superman from behind a cloud of pepperoni scented mist.
November 24, 2024 at 8:46 AM
In a modern superhero movie there will be no phone booths to change in. Clark Kent will instead hit a vape and emerge as Superman from behind a cloud of pepperoni scented mist.
Ten ply posters at the bird site.
November 12, 2024 at 8:56 PM
Ten ply posters at the bird site.
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #712,061!
September 20, 2024 at 1:39 AM
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #712,061!
Hey. Did Twitter just die?
August 10, 2024 at 4:39 AM
Hey. Did Twitter just die?
God of War complaint:
Baldur bleeds all over the damn place throughout the game. His blood revealing the end of his invulnerability is a poor decision in that context. His recovery from injuries also wound up looking like Kratos's own abilities when it's supposed to look distinct.
Baldur bleeds all over the damn place throughout the game. His blood revealing the end of his invulnerability is a poor decision in that context. His recovery from injuries also wound up looking like Kratos's own abilities when it's supposed to look distinct.
January 28, 2024 at 8:20 AM
God of War complaint:
Baldur bleeds all over the damn place throughout the game. His blood revealing the end of his invulnerability is a poor decision in that context. His recovery from injuries also wound up looking like Kratos's own abilities when it's supposed to look distinct.
Baldur bleeds all over the damn place throughout the game. His blood revealing the end of his invulnerability is a poor decision in that context. His recovery from injuries also wound up looking like Kratos's own abilities when it's supposed to look distinct.
God of War theory: Kratos attained godhood for the second time after stabbing himself with the Blade of Olympus. The sword released Hope into the environment, but it also contained the godhood lost in GoWII. When Athena removes the blade it no longer glows.
January 28, 2024 at 8:07 AM
God of War theory: Kratos attained godhood for the second time after stabbing himself with the Blade of Olympus. The sword released Hope into the environment, but it also contained the godhood lost in GoWII. When Athena removes the blade it no longer glows.
Sixlets beat the fuck outta M&Ms but y'all not ready for that conversation.
January 13, 2024 at 12:00 AM
Sixlets beat the fuck outta M&Ms but y'all not ready for that conversation.
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My birthday was completely derailed by my partner getting pneumonia, I'm heading back to the hospital this morning with things she needs
This is gonna cost me all kinds of money I wasn't prepared for so if you wanna do something to help send me some birthday relief on cashapp
$kennedytcooper
This is gonna cost me all kinds of money I wasn't prepared for so if you wanna do something to help send me some birthday relief on cashapp
$kennedytcooper
January 7, 2024 at 3:11 PM
My birthday was completely derailed by my partner getting pneumonia, I'm heading back to the hospital this morning with things she needs
This is gonna cost me all kinds of money I wasn't prepared for so if you wanna do something to help send me some birthday relief on cashapp
$kennedytcooper
This is gonna cost me all kinds of money I wasn't prepared for so if you wanna do something to help send me some birthday relief on cashapp
$kennedytcooper
@katietiedrich.bsky.social That is the funniest goddamn Horizon comic ever conceived.
December 4, 2023 at 9:49 AM
@katietiedrich.bsky.social That is the funniest goddamn Horizon comic ever conceived.