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@omniloving.bsky.social
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Queer, Enby, Kinky, Non-Monogamous, Neuro-spicy
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40’s, too old to be TNG, too young to be Old Guard.
They/Them
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kinkyqueeries.bsky.social
Did you notice that we dropped a new episode about #Babygirl?
open.spotify.com/episode/31cc...
May 1, 2025 at 5:57 PM
omniloving.bsky.social
Has anyone else who masks like constantly taken to calling the different variations Innies?
March 24, 2025 at 7:59 PM
omniloving.bsky.social
I know I don’t have too much of a following but I wanted to post to say that I’m still around, life has just been…*waves around at everything*
March 19, 2025 at 9:03 PM
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ohjoysextoy.bsky.social
BONERS ARE FOR EVERYONE!
Did you know that penises are kinda giant clitorises and clitorises are kinda tiny penises? Learn the science behind how all genitals are made up of the same material in this comic from the archive by @erikamoen.bsky.social & Matthew Nolan! 1/2
www.ohjoysextoy.com/genitals
Homologous Genitals by Erika Moen & Matthew Nolan was published November 17, 2015 on https://www.ohjoysextoy.com/genitals The comic is drawn in a cartoony style with a limited color palette of pinks, black, and white. There's no backgrounds, just occasionally colored shapes. Erika (she/her) is a white woman with an undercut of bright pink hair and tattoos on her arms. She wears a thigh-high dress with short sleeves, a V-neck, and black cowboy boots. Her companion, Em (they/them), is a person with short black hair, white skin, and wears a black t-shirt, beige jeans, and black sneakers. "Hey, um, Erika?" Em asks, approaching her nervously from behind. "Sup!" She greets them jovially. "A few times now you've talked about the clit getting a 'boner'..." Using their fingers, Em imitates quotation marks as they say that last word. "Yeah!" Agrees Erika. Now taking an accusatory tone, Em asks while jutting a finger at her, "Are you being irreverent?" "Wha-" Erika looks taken aback. "no?" In exasperation, Em exclaims, "But everyone knows that's a thing only penises do!" "Oh my sweet friend, that is not true at all!" She counters appeasingly. "All genitals are biologically homologous." With a look of confusion and disgust, Em asks, "They're a bionic homunculus?" Laughingly, she corrects them, "Homologous! Biologically, it means 'Similar in structure and evolutionary origin, though not necessarily in function;*" *thefreedictionary.com A diagram of Embryo's Bipotential Tissue shows a lumpy looking bunch of roundish-ish shapes arranged on and around each other. There is one main circle-lump with a smaller lump attached to its top and bottom. In the center is a squishy shape that looks like an O that is pinched in on the lateral sides. T Full transcript: https://www.ohjoysextoy.com/genitals "I don't really understand what I'm looking at here." Em says, leaning over an even more elaborate diagram showing more steps between going from an Embryo's Bipotential Tissue to a penis/scrotum and vulva. "Join me, friend, as we examine how everyone's privates have the same basic structures." Erika proclaims, making a sweeping gesture at the diagram. "All embryos start out with the same material that will eventually turn into genitals. At seven weeks, those bits all start rearranging themselves to become the genitals that everyone recognizes.*" *Some intersex folks can have genitalia that includes a combination of characteristics attributed to typical vulvas and penises/testicles, though being intersex definitely does not always show up in an externally visible way. The diagram shows the Bipotential Tissue at 7 seven weeks, same as the diagram on the previous page. It sits at the top of a circle. To the left of the circle, it shows the development of those parts on its way to becoming a full vulva at birth. On the right it shows those parts on the way to becoming a full penis and scrotum at birth. The stages in between those end points show that both sets of genitals go through mutations where they share similarities and shows how their same individual pieces move and grow to look differently from each other. The top blob of the Bipotential Tissue becomes either the clitoris on the vulva or the glans (head) of the penis. The labioscrotal swelling on the Biopotential Tissue inflates to become the labia majora on the vulva, while on the penis it becomes the scrotum. Em and Erika are now sandwiched between an enormous vulva on the left and an enormous flaccid penis and scrotum on the right. The genitals are semi-transparent, so we can see the internal structures. With this x-ray vision, we can see that the clitoris is actually just the tip of a much deeper structure that runs below the surface. The clitoral head is like a Lily of the Valley flower bud that is connected to two descending arms. Through the foreskin, we can see the head of the penis and its shaft, along with the urethra running down it. "This clitoris and the penis are both an organ that is rounded, super sensitive, and becomes engorged with blood during sexual arousal." Explain Erika as she reaches out to pet the soft penis. "That sounds like an erection?" Em asks. "Exactly!" Erika enthuses. "And what's another word for erection?" As if summoned by these magic words, the giant cock now activates, rising up into a majestic hard-on with the head reaching towards the sky. Simultaneously, the clitoris follows suit, puffing itself up considerably. The bean of the clitoris likewise reaches upwards, while the two soft wings now inflate like balloons on either side. "...a ...boner?" Replies Em timidly. "YUP." Erika concurs as she dances beneath the engorged genitalia. "Both clitorises and penises pop hella boners." "Whoah!" Em gasps in amazement. "So clitorises are kinda tiny penises, and penises are kinda giant clitorises." "BONERS ARE FOR EVERYONE!" Crows Erika. Holding an anthropomorphic cartoony vulva in one hand and a penis with balls in the other, Erika asks Em, "You know how some vaginas (though not all) can get wet when they're aroused?" The personified vulva smiles as its vaginal opening lubricates itself with a "blip plip" sound effect. Tentatively, Em dips his finger into the fluid, saying, "Yeah..." "That fluid release is from the Bartholin's gland, which is homologous to... (drum roll please) ...the Cowpoer's gland, which produces preejaculate! Which you probably know as PRE-CUM." At that, the penis in Erika's other hand releases a small burst of fluids from the tip of its head with a "blort". "Woah!" Em exclaims in real shock. "So both dicks AND pussies can (though not all will) get hard AND wet!" "And they shared characteristics don't ent there!" Erika enthuses. Gesturing at an enormous penis and scrotum, Erika points at a tin scar line running from the bottom of the balls up the shaft. "You ever notice that seam that runs from the perineum across the scrotum and up the shaft of the penis?" She asks. "Looking down their pants with a puzzled expression, Em agrees, "Oh yeah, the raphe. What's up with that?" A new diagram appears showing a simplified penis and scrotum, and a vulva. The penis shows the raphe line running up the middle of it, with the left side labeled A and the right side B. Over on the vulva, the left labia majora is labeled A while the right is labeled B. Narration: The ball sack is made from the same material as the labia majora and that line shows where it would have developed into the two outer lips if they hadn't fused together.
January 31, 2025 at 8:19 PM
omniloving.bsky.social
Can anyone spare emotions other than the constant parade of dread and horror I’ve been feeling?
January 30, 2025 at 10:36 PM
omniloving.bsky.social
Don’t know if I can get this project much traction here but if you like Lego builds please go vote for this:

ideas.lego.com/s/p:ade8101b...
Stonewall National Monument (U.S.A.)
“How many years has it taken people to realize that we are all brothers and sisters and human beings in the human race?”(A brave Drag Queen)1) WHAT ...
ideas.lego.com
January 26, 2025 at 10:43 PM
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yesmissjay.bsky.social
People's March - Jan 18. Anyone going? I can't make it but I have a pack of baby Trump balloons that I'm happy to donate to anyone that wants to pick up in Frederick MD.
DM me if you want them.

www.mobilize.us/womensmarch/...
January 12, 2025 at 12:04 AM
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dr-esme-louise.bsky.social
The mysterious “love making” chair of King Edward VII 😳
Can you solve the riddle? #KinkyHistory

#History #Facts #Comedy
January 10, 2025 at 11:27 PM
omniloving.bsky.social
Oh, I did get my first listen in to @pinkkinkpodcast.bsky.social and really loved it.
January 8, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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thekinkery.bsky.social
Clearance Sale Alert: Get these colorful paddles while they're still available!

We're discontinuing a few items - like these Pop-o-Color paddles - to make room for new products so they've got to go!

No coupon code needed

https://buff.ly/3eLunrL
Four colorful paddles all in the same design: 12 inch long paddles (6 inch paddle length, 6 inch handle length). The paddle area is rectangular with rounded corners and is 2.5 inches wide. The handle is 1.5 inches wide. The entire paddle is about half an inch thick. Each paddle has been stained a different color. From left to right: black, blue, hot pink, and purple. Five wooden paddles in a row, in multiple styles/sizes. The first two (on the left) are 18 inches long in total (12 inch paddle length, 6 inch handle length). The paddle is rectangular and 2.5 inches wide. The handle is 1.5 inches wide, and the entire paddle is about half an inch thick. The next two are the same shape but 12 inches long (6 inch paddle length, 6 inch handle length). The fifth paddle on the right is 12 inches long in total (6 inch paddle length, 6 inch handle length). The paddle area is 3.5 inches wide and rectangular with rounded corners. The handle is 1.5 inches wide. The entire paddle is .33 inches thick. Each paddle is stained a different color. From left to right: Orange, Yellow, Red, Green, and Yellow.
January 8, 2025 at 4:47 PM
omniloving.bsky.social
I have been super busy getting back into the work swing. I don’t recommend it. How is everyone else doing?
January 8, 2025 at 7:38 PM
omniloving.bsky.social
For folks in the region around Frederick, MD!
January 4, 2025 at 1:26 PM
omniloving.bsky.social
Endorphins for all in 2025!
shellytgirl.bsky.social 🏳️‍⚧️🌸Shellytgirl🌸🏳️‍⚧️ @shellytgirl.bsky.social · Jan 2
It’s 2025. Don’t let anyone make you feel dirty for wanting lots of sex! Eat it all up, when you get the chance. 💥

If you’re not getting any sex, make sure you watch a shed loads of porn instead. 💘

Release millions of endorphins this year. Stock up for when life gets tough, or even tougher. 🧡❤️🩷💙💜
January 2, 2025 at 8:23 PM
omniloving.bsky.social
Busy day today and realized I haven’t checked in here. Anything interesting happening today?
January 2, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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ohjoysextoy.bsky.social
R U ready for T-DICK? @darkchibishadow.bsky.social returns with this 101 on how gender-affirming testosterone can affect the genitals! IYKYK but if you DON'T know, TLDR: T-Dick FTW.
www.ohjoysextoy.com/t-dicks-101-...
For this transcript, anatomical terms will be used to describe the images. If that may bother you, please take care. DarkChibiShadow draws in a bouncy cartoony style with a color palette of soft teals, blues, and pinks. A generic person with no distinguishable features, hair, or clothing taps DarkChibiShadow on the shoulder while they are bent over their dinner tray-sized tablet drawing. "Hey!" The Generic Person (TGP) says aimiably. "Are you working on that comic again?" DarkChibiShadow looks up from their hunched drawing position with a surprised smile. They have a bushel of spikey hair, thick eyebrows, rectangular glasses, and wear a dark t-shirt. "Yeah, just finishing up actually..." The tablet's screen is filled with an illustration of a naked person sitting with their legs spread, cropped to their belly, thighs, and pubic area, which features a protruding fold of puffy flesh that would fit in a cupped hand. The figure has a smattering of hair over their thighs, pubic mound, and swoop of it running up the underside of their tummy. "Y'know, I was wondering:" TGP asks, pointing at the illustration. "why is his clit so big?" "Oh," DarkChibiShadow replies, now turning full toward their companion. "that's cuz he's taking testosterone." Another illustration now shows two fingers of the same hand pressed on either side of a fleshy, puffy, testosterone-supplemented vulva that is accentuated with sparkling stars. The genitalia puffs out away from the body, about the size and shape of a cupped hand. Between the labia majora (the outer lips) rises up the clitoral hood, clitoris, and labia minora (inner, smaller lips). The clitoris and clitoral hood protrude far above the rest of the vulva, resembling the shape of a skinny, conical tent, with the clitoris at the very top and the labia minora running down one side. Full transcript: https://www.ohjoysextoy.com/t-dicks-101-darkchibishadow
December 31, 2024 at 6:12 PM
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funkittoys.bsky.social
Do you make porn, sex toys, or even sex ed? anything that the right's war on porn could fuck up? hell, do you sell lingerie?

@fsc.bsky.social is fighting for you, and they could use your help. I give $25 a month to keep them lawyered up.
December 31, 2024 at 5:07 PM
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otsumamiboy.bsky.social
Sex workers…? You mean our Thirst Responders? 🫡🫡🫡🫡
November 9, 2024 at 10:00 PM
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penandkink.bsky.social
Ya'll getting coal 🎄 #Christmas
Pixel art illustration of the words "MERRY CHRISTMAS YA FILTHY ANIMALS" over three lines, in white, on a red background. Above the text is a ballgag, below the text is a vibrator, and there is a leather bunny hood each side of the vibtrator. The design resembles the pattern of a daggy Christmas sweater.
December 26, 2024 at 1:20 AM
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funkittoys.bsky.social
merry clitsmas, happy hannucock, enjoy your holeidays
December 24, 2024 at 10:49 PM
omniloving.bsky.social
“For fuck’s sake, Marley, leave me in peace!”

“It was for fuck’s sake I came, Ebenezer.”
December 23, 2024 at 10:38 PM
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thekinkery.bsky.social
Photo dump of all the Resin Inlay paddles we sent out earlier this week! 🧵

Shown in order:

🍑 Red wolf paw in Black Walnut (BW) wood
🍑 White crescent moon in BW
🍑 Pink heart in BW
🍑 Green heart in BW

It can take up to 4 weeks to complete a Resin Inlay paddle because we make them to order.
Small wooden paddle made with Black Walnut wood, a deep dark brown. The paddle is 12 inches long in total - 6 inch paddle length, 6 inch handle length. The paddle area is 2.5 inches wide, and the handle is 1.5 inches wide. The entire paddle is about half an inch thick. In the center of the paddle is a wolf paw filled with red resin. Red paracord is wrapped around the handle. Small wooden paddle made with Black Walnut wood, a deep dark brown. The paddle is 12 inches long in total - 6 inch paddle length, 6 inch handle length. The paddle area is 2.5 inches wide, and the handle is 1.5 inches wide. The entire paddle is about half an inch thick. In the center of the paddle is a crescent moon filled with white resin. Purple and black paracord is wrapped around the handle. Small wooden paddle made with Black Walnut wood, a deep dark brown. The paddle is 12 inches long in total - 6 inch paddle length, 6 inch handle length. The paddle area is 2.5 inches wide, and the handle is 1.5 inches wide. The entire paddle is about half an inch thick. In the center of the paddle is a heart filled with pink resin. A rainbow/multi-color paracord is wrapped around the handle. Small wooden paddle made with Black Walnut wood, a deep dark brown. The paddle is 12 inches long in total - 6 inch paddle length, 6 inch handle length. The paddle area is 2.5 inches wide, and the handle is 1.5 inches wide. The entire paddle is about half an inch thick. In the center of the paddle is a heart filled with green resin. Green paracord is wrapped around the handle.
December 20, 2024 at 5:00 PM
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funkittoys.bsky.social
You're not you when you're horny. Try a dildo.
December 19, 2024 at 9:38 PM
omniloving.bsky.social
I’m going to take a leisurely bath and I need to convince myself I deserve that time for myself.
December 18, 2024 at 6:18 PM
omniloving.bsky.social
My partner and I are discussing getting it right now.
funkittoys.bsky.social Funkit Toys @funkittoys.bsky.social · Dec 17
Success! candy cane dildo is a go!
December 17, 2024 at 1:38 AM
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funkittoys.bsky.social
Success! candy cane dildo is a go!
December 17, 2024 at 12:35 AM